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Are you a coffee addict?


Here you can find out if you are a coffee addict.

1: Do you prefer coffee or tea?
a) I don't drink coffee or tea and therefore has no reason to do this test. I just do it to laugh at coffee maniacs.
b) I prefer tea and should probably do a tea-test instead, but this test might work for tea too.
c) COFFEE!

2: What do you think of mornings?
a) I like mornings and start to work early because it's the best time of the day to get things done.
b) I don't do morning... I'm tired and slow and don't get started until noon.
c) I really hate the part between waking up and drinking the day's first coffee.

3: What kind of coffee do you prefer?
a) I like not so strong coffee so that I can drink a lot of it.
b) I like strong and tasty coffee! I have my special favorit and I rather not drink anything else.
c) I don't care much, but I drink it with milk because it's better for my stomach.

4: So what about coffee?
a) I'm already drinking coffee or had just had some.
b) Gaaaah!!! *runs to get coffee*
c) Gnnn! I NEED COFFEE! Where is it?!? Oh... right here. *drinks*

5: The one who is always in your dreams has invited you for coffee, but there was non, so you are asked if you want sex instead. What do you do?
a) SEX! We can drink coffee at my place afterwards.
b) No coffee at home? That's such a turn off! I stop dreaming about that freak.
c) I eat some CCCB that I always bring in case there is no coffee and then we can have sex.

6: What do you like to have with your coffee?
a) Biscuits, cakes and chocolate.
b) I can eat almost anything. It's more important how the coffee taste.
c) Coffee.

7: Have you ever drunk too much coffee?
a) No, I always stop after 2-3 cups.
b) Oh yes! It made me sooo sick! I'll try to not do it again.
c) Yes, I was so shaky and then I didn't have to drink any more coffee for an entire day!

So?


Count how many C you have and subtract the number of A you have and look at this table:

-7: You don't drink coffee, silly!
-6: You know that tea might colour your teeth?
-5: You only drink coffee to get friends.
-4..0: You have a strong love for coffee, but you're not an addict.
1: You're a coffee-addict. At least your coffee-drinking saves your liver a little. Please note that it's healthier with filtered coffee, as quit drinking coffee isn't an option for you.
2-5: You are very used to your coffee addiction and don't really think much about it.
6: Nothing means more than coffee for you and you want the entire world to know, to lower the risk that you ever be without coffee. But you should remember that there are people out there that want to torture you!
7: You're way beyond addiction - You have ascended! You are the Buddah of coffee addiction. Followers around the globe follow your orders to praise the holy bean and to maybe finally also become one with the bean.

Links

And here is a good webpage about coffee on Elftown:
http://www.elftown.com/_Coffee%20101


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2007-03-09 [*Selphie*]: I had some coffee that I liked, it was called 'Caffine Extreme' they were really good, plus chocolate cover coffee beans ^_^

2007-03-09 [Shatureel]: I love those, I buy them when I can find them, they don't sell them everywhere.

2007-03-09 [Hedda]: I've had waaaay too many coffee tonight. The last one was because the told that a really drunk guy needed one, but of course he was too drunk to drink more than a sip and so was pretty much everyone else, so I just tasted a coffee a little... I think 4 of 5 coffees where not drunk in the end.

2007-03-09 [Shatureel]: *laughing* Coffee is good to sober you up, well that is what I have heard.

2007-03-09 [Hedda]: It doesn't really make you more sober, but it feels like that.

2007-03-10 [Shatureel]: I see, don't drink much so I have never tried it out.

2007-03-11 [Wendy]: Anyone know what those coffee candies were called? T__T

2007-03-11 [Hedda]: The CCCBs? There is a link there! <img:zabuN-gif.gif>

2007-03-11 [*Selphie*]: Caffine Extreme, I think thats it. in a tin box.

2007-03-11 [Wendy]: No. Read above. Little coffee candy disks in dark brown plastic. Individually wrapped. Different flavors.

2007-03-12 [Hedda]: Aha, it's hard to see what the comment was on.

2007-03-12 [*Selphie*]: never heard of those....

2007-03-12 [Wendy]: They were delicious. Only had 'em once. I'm trying Google to find them. I usually don't like coffee, but these were great. Tiny hard candies, disk-shaped. Individually wrapped in brown plastic with the flavor of the candy written on it. Different coffee flavors. When I find out what it is, I will post it here so you all can try it out. ^__^

2007-03-12 [Wendy]: OH! This is it!
http://www.fusiongourmet.com/coffeecandy.html
It's the first pic on the page. Click to enlarge. Bad quality but describes it. Here is a better pic:
Bali's Best Coffee Candy
http://www.typetive.com/candyblog/images/balisbest-lg.jpg
That's a better image.

2007-03-12 [Shatureel]: Those look really good, have never had that kind before.

2007-03-13 [*Selphie*]: looks good ^_^

2007-03-13 [*Selphie*]: http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8744/coffee18yq.jpg  this is my favorite coffee art ^_^

2007-03-14 [Shatureel]: funny one.

2007-03-14 [*Selphie*]: yep yep ^_^

2007-03-15 [Wendy]: Ha ha ha ha ha! "Do stupid things faster!" I love her eyebrows. Nice image! Oh! And pretty lipstick. *nods with approval*

2007-03-16 [*Selphie*]: lol, I know, I love it ^_^

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