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Enter at your own risk, and don't complain to the Guards if you get insulted.
 - Warden

|Welcome to Bob's Diner|

|Da menyou|

  a lymerick,by [n.c17]
  .........Welcome to Bob's Diner,
      ain't no place finer!
      The food is good,
       we're always in tha 'hood,
      and [Harvey Dent] is a whiner!

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Lunch:

1. Bob's special of the day: Sun. grilled cheese, Mon. leg of lamb, Tues. leg of bob, Wed. somthing we found on the street, Thurs. hamburger, Fri. tacos we stole from Taco Bell, Sat. you don't want to know. $4.19
2. hamburger & fries $4.00
3. uncooked ham (a live pig) $10.24
4. a bowl of fresh lard $3.49
5. texas toast (this isn't really from texas) $2.00
6. think of the nastiest thing youv'e ever seen or smelled... nope, nastier... yup thats it! $5.99
7. raw chicken liver with a dog drool sauce. $7.82
8. La Ham and cheese $2.30
9. Bob's Mama $1 an hour
10. garfield's mama $0.50 an hour
11. sirloin $6.00
12. Sir. Loin (some British guy) £6.00
13. boiled Chef Zef $0.99
14. 3-legged lamb - whole: $10.00/ each leg: $2.00
15. fried Alley Gator $5.00
16. Plain poodle: $3.00/ Extra crispy poodle: $3.50
17. Poo Stew $2.25
18. Mashed tators and dressed up alligators $5.50
19. Woops, I sneezed... Oh well, might as well put it to good use... "snot sandwich" $1.25
20. Roasted n00b $4.00
21. Bloody Rock $1.50
22. Flattened road kill squirrel $4.75
23. Fresh n00b with blood crutons $4.50
24. [*FROWNYS*]'s soup $1.12
25. Turkey Jerkey $0.50
26. A Jerkey Turkey $5.00
27. YO MOMMA with a side of fries and a large soda $0.00
28. [Rolo]'s special: Mouse burger and french flies all for just $2.50
29. [DrakeA]'s Viagra Soup and Toast. $0.50
30.
31. Micheal Jackson's nose $10.75
32. elf on the cob $5.50/whole elf $9.25
33. [spit_fire]'s mole 500,000.00
34. An Orange Chicken ¥300.00
35. Ground beef Carl $3.25
36. The Deep Fried Moose Combo $6.99
37. [Inn¤cence £¤s†]'s kitty.......$o.ooo9 per hour..
38. viagra pill $300
39. gobbler....?
40. a big fat bowl of ramen ¥800.00
41. hootchie cootchie $2.00
42. This is for [Kifa Kitten] Burgers from McDonalds $1.00
43. Make Your Own Road Kill (Brought to you by MatchBox) $ 6.90
44. Deep Fried Squirrel Quesadea $ 1.50
45. [XxSinister MorphineXx];s mom....[offer any price you want....shes sleasy....umm....I mean easy]

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Breakfast:

1. Shakin' Bacon $1.50
2. Godzilla Eggs $1.20
3. Hash Browns $1.00
4. Hash Greens $1.00
5. Texas toast (this isn't really from texas) $2.00
6. French Toast (This isn't actually from France either) $3.50
7. French Fries (nope, still not from france...) $1.50
8. French Bread (NOT FROM FRANCE!!!) $1.25

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Dinner:

1. [n.c17]]'s squeegey $0.10
2. DUSTIN'S MAMA and a condomn......we'll pay you...take it,we don't want "it".....
3. Sasmooko's Shoe $1.75
4. A leg [Kifa Kitten] didn't want $Shoot something, or someone

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Dessert:

1. brownie-a-la-mode $2.00
2. crap-a-la-commode $2.00
3. artichoke pie $1.50
4. "cheese cake" (literally made of cheese) $1.75
5. Iced ice $0.50
6. Glazed rocks $0.75
7. Punkin Pie (full of fresh baked punks...) $2.00
8. Rake Cake (wanna do somthing special for your hard working rake for it's birthday? get this!) $1.75
9. n00b-a-la-blood $2.00
10. "Cow Pie" $2.00
11. [DrakeA]'s Angel 'ChocoCake' $3.75

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Drinks:

1. anything we can liquify in the blender $1.00
2. snot $1.00
3. urine $1.00
4. "mystery meat juice" $1.00
5. liquid lard $1.00
6. [DrakeA]'s 'Angel Juice' $5.00
7. goat milk $1.00
8. watered down tea $1.00
9. Turkey Milk $1.00
10. A Pint of Blood $0.50
11. A Quart of Blood $1.00
12. Rat Milk $1.00
13. Snow Coco $1.00
14. [XxSinister MorphineXx]'s Coffee $1.00
147. Period Blood $0.275

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Appetizers:

1. half a cracker $1,000,000
2. Bloody Rock $1.50
3. [Inn¤cence £¤s†]'s (very little) Brain $2.00
4. [DrakeA]'s Angel Cream Puffs (12 dipped in a mysterious..... dipping...) $3.50
5. [n.c17]'s intelligence (not a very big meal...) $0.25
6. Slice of maggot cheese $1.50
7. Tumble Weed $1,000.01
8. [Kifa Kitten]'s big toe $0.0000000000001
9. [XxSinister MorphineXx]'s finger $0.05
10. Crickets (a bowl full) $0.50
11. "Eye Rolls" $1.50
12. Corn on the toes $1.50
13. Nignog Eggnog, 18 Bitcoins for Creamy, 19 for Chunky

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Don't see sumthin ya like on da menu? Well, add to it!

RULES: nothing sanitary

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STAFF:

YER ALL FIRED. >:D

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