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2005-11-17 [scar]: i have mama jokes
2005-11-18 [Mildred Hubble]: uumm....momma jokes are funny, but I'm more than 100% sure there is a mother somewhere in Elfpack. Sooo...no momma jokes. Sorry.
2005-11-19 [Amalaswinta]: there are quite a number of moms on EP actually ^_^
2005-11-29 [Juggalette Ryda]: i dont know where my joke would go :(
2005-11-29 [sotalean]: Well what sort of a joke is it?
2005-11-29 [celebrate0203]: i have good okes but some can be offencive
2005-11-30 [sotalean]: Then don't add the offensive ones.
2006-01-14 [Bulimic+Rainbows]: All your base are belong to us
2006-02-13 [sotalean]: Sorry I've been gone for so long. >.< College is driving me up the wall.
2006-02-13 [Mildred Hubble]: Welcome back, and it's alright. I'm not on here that much myself. Off comp life is just getting too hectic lately. :s Things seem to be quite in here, so it's not too bad. :) Nice balance. lol
2006-02-28 [Sketch_the_Hex]: Ok i was like walking into a bar and then i fell on my face when i turnd around relising that there was another bar behind me . lol
2006-03-08 [The Darkest Star.]: Whee! Daily joke! Cheers.
2006-05-10 [gods2armys]: man i wanna be on the mian stuff page i wonder how hard it must be and all the work it takes,, hey wat if im just realy funny on my own with out telling jokes??? can anyone help me out here PLZ ^_^ thank you for your helps
2006-05-18 [Mildred Hubble]: Well, perhaps you'll be on Mainstuff soon enough. So far it's just me and [sotalen] that choose the jokes, but we're both pretty busy at the mo. I think soti's on vacation and I'm moving house. (I'd much rather be on vacation.) lol
2006-06-17 [Hedda]: Just tell the crew if you need any help! It's time to select a new joke.
2006-06-18 [Mildred Hubble]: I think I posted a comment for help, but I'll post another one. I'd really like to have more help, cause when I start working, I'll have less time in here. :( lol I was just on my way to change that joke. :p
2006-06-26 [FireGypsy]: Did someone say they need some help with this wiki? I may be able to help out a bit! What can i do?
2006-06-28 [FireGypsy]: *knock knock* Anyone here?
2006-06-28 [kittykittykitty]: I'm here! :P
2006-07-04 [FireGypsy]: Still need help?
2006-07-04 [kittykittykitty]: I don't think so ^__________^
2006-07-04 [Hedda]: Invent some need then! ;)
2006-07-04 [kittykittykitty]: :O I can't think of any! Well, we can never have enough jokes... I think.... no dirty ones! :P
2006-07-04 [Hedda]: No dirty jokes?!? Why not?
2006-07-04 [kittykittykitty]: Because they have to go on mainstreet! :O For the young ones :P
2006-07-04 [Hedda]: So you mean that we can't have dirty jokes here, because the young ones want them on Mainstuff?
2006-07-05 [kittykittykitty]: Er... :P something like that XD
2006-07-14 [Mildred Hubble]: Well, jokes can have a dirty subliminal meaning. That way, it's not being outright filth.
2006-09-11 [bunnyboo]: hay
2007-09-18 [$cutie kim$]: umm how can i give a joke?
2007-09-18 [shinobi14]: It depends on what kind of joke you want to submit! =]
If, for example, you want to submit a knock knock joke.... Click on the "Knock Knock Jokes" link at the top of this page, then edit that page to add your joke. ^__^
Leave another comment if that wasn't clear enough, or simply leave your joke in my inbox.
2007-09-18 [$cutie kim$]: ok
2007-09-27 [shinobi14]: By the way... Anybody that has had a joke on Elfpack since the start of September, I am jotting down your names so you can be put into the Hall Of Laughs. Unfortunately, I can't access that page at the moment.
However, rest assured. You will be put into the Hall Of Laughs to claim glory, and you will get a nice badge for your efforts. ^__^
2007-10-09 [kittykittykitty]: Oops XD I had no idea. Wait... let me see..... XD Ok, I removed the passwords and made them editablebyforu
2007-10-10 [shinobi14]: KITTY!!! *glomps* I missed you sooooo much!!! *rawr*
Glad to have you back... *huggle*
2007-11-03 [sillicon valley]: An American farmer was on holiday in Wales. He could not resist exploring the hill farms north of Aberystwyth. At luncH time he dropped into a pub and fell into easy conversatio with a Welsh farmer.
'How big is your spread?' , asked the American. 'Well look you, it's about 20 acres he said' . Only 20 acres the American responded, back in Texas I can get up at sunrise, saddle my horse and ride all day, when I return at supper time, I'll be lucky to cover half my farm'. 'Dew dew' , said the Welshman, 'I once had horse like that, but sent him to the knackers yard.
2008-01-16 [♥*Haley*♥]: hahaha i got a joke
2008-01-16 [♥*Haley*♥]: you wanna know whats gross
(you say what)
10 babies in a mailbox
you wanna know whats grosser that that
(you say what)
1 baby in 10 mailboxes
you wanna know whats grosser that that
(you say what)
biting into a pickle and finding a vein
you wanna know whats grosser than that
(you say what)
a cheerleader doing the splits and sticking to the mat
you wanna know whats grosser than that
(you say what)
a girl thinking she has crabs only to find they're fruit flys cause her cherry rotted
2008-01-18 [shinobi14]: Ewwww... I'll keep that in the "Weird Jokes" file.. ¬¬
2008-01-27 [♥*Haley*♥]: lol kk
2008-02-19 [mikejaoko]: i love this site coz am a joker
2008-02-24 [shinobi14]: Good! Then write a joke for us, and see if you get it posted on the Mainstuff. ^-^
2008-03-03 [angel4evr]: *knock knock* ..."whos there?"..."the taxman" lol its so crap its funny
2008-03-27 [♥*Haley*♥]: tax man who???
2008-03-30 [shinobi14]: That was the joke. =]
2008-04-12 [itweetinHEELS]: can you submit picture of ppl who look like a joke?
2008-04-12 [shinobi14]: No, but if you could find someone that would be willing to open a competition, then you could make a competition about it. ^__^
2008-08-19 [me-kay]: tehe im on crak and iv been up for 3 days lol.....
2008-10-14 [Nosmore]: I found someone who can be used as an 'Elfpack sample'
2008-12-07 [shinobi14]: An Elfpack sample? I'm intruiged. Go on. =]
2008-12-16 [д×ﻉ| PK]: i got a joke thats accually a statement but its still funny depends on weather or not you get it
so where would i put it at?
2008-12-17 [MadHatress]: sounds questionable if you ask me
2008-12-17 [Haji's Kitchen]: There's only one logical answer.
It was the koala.
2008-12-17 [shinobi14]: Post it here. If I like it, I'll move it to the correct section. If I don't, then you get a wet fish in your profile. >.<
2008-12-17 [Haji's Kitchen]: SW33T a W3T F15l-l!!!!!
2008-12-17 [MadHatress]: ...
2008-12-17 [Haji's Kitchen]: Thats what she said.
2008-12-17 [MadHatress]: wow that was pathetic or wow, that was just...*left to the imagination*
2008-12-22 [shinobi14]: There's a special circle of hell for people who spell with numbers. XD
2008-12-22 [MadHatress]: lmao! I believe that's circle 8 and 3/4
2009-02-20 [STEVEN COOK]: hellllllllllll
2009-02-26 [Hedda]: Aha! Now I get the joke! The things you write aren't the joke, but you are!
Sorry, there is no way to say that your comments are quite boring. Tell us a joke instead! That's the purpose of this wiki, not conversations with "Hi!", "Hi there!", "I gotto go!", "By!", "What's up?", "Nothing. You?", "Nothing. Bye!"...
2009-02-26 [shinobi14]: Absolutely 100% correct there, H-Man. =] Post thy jokes, children. ^____^
2009-02-27 [STEVEN COOK]: wats up ppls
2009-03-03 [Taputa]: Na me de yan joke so mnn
2009-03-05 [STEVEN COOK]: wats up ppl
2009-03-11 [blue_fang]: okay how this, a rabbit and a bear is walking through a forest fighting, then they see a magic lamp and make a mad dash to it. they reach it at the same time and have a tug of war it slips out of their hands and floats up into the air, the genie pops out and says " since techngle you both rubbed my lamp you each get three wishes the rabbit started to go but then the bear clocked him on the head and said " i wish all the bear in the forest except me were female." it happened the rabbit head soar as it was wished for a motercycle helmet then the bear made the same wish only for all the bears in united states except for him were female. the rabbit figuring he had the helmet wished for a motorcycle. then the bear said " screw the united states i wish all the bear in the world but me were females." then the rabbit started up his bike looked at the genie and said " i wish the bear was gay" and drove off
2009-04-28 [footer]: whats the diference between an irish man, scottish man and an american? nothing they all fight like girls
2009-06-08 [Kariento]: A hedgehog walks through the forest and finds a river. Luckily he also finds a hedgehog bridge not to far away. Right before the bridge there is a sign saying:"Not more than one hedgehog at a time". The hedgehog starts to look around, but sees no other hedgehogs, so he starts to walk across the bridge, but when he reaches the middle, the bridge breaks and the hedgehog is forced to swim the rest. Angrily climbing the banks at the other side he reads another sign: "A warned hedgehog counts for two".
2009-07-02 [German Navy Seal]: A guy goes to a pet store to get a christmas gift for his wife. He gets a magical parrot who sings. Christmas morning his wife see's the parrot under the tree and asks her husband what's going on? He replies "the parrot can sing, watch this." he takes a lighter and lights it under the parrot's left foot and it sings 'silent night', then he lights it under the right foot and it sings 'jingle bells'. The wife loves it and asks whats the name and the husband says its 'chest'. the wife wonders what happens when you light it between its legs. so the husband light it between the parrot's legs and it sings 'chest nuts roasting over an open fire!"
2009-07-07 [footer]: a whales penis can grow up to 3 metres long........ only a bit bigger than mine then
2009-07-13 [footer]: i dont want to impress anyone, why would i, so what im always on here, thats what its for
2009-07-13 [shinobi14]: No, this particular wiki is for posting jokes, which you are failing to do.
2009-10-14 [Bradley Romero]: i don't care.
2009-10-18 [shinobi14]: Huh? That kind of post isn't welcome here.
2009-11-24 [German Navy Seal]: hey it wouldnt hurt 4 some1 2 say something about my joke >.<.... the only joke i posted like 4 months ago!!!! plz and ty
2009-11-26 [shinobi14]: I apologise, you are correct.
Unfortunately, only the really funny ones get put on Mainstuff. Also, to submit jokes, go through the links at the top of the page to the right category, and edit the wiki page itself to enter your joke. =]
2009-11-27 [д×ﻉ| PK]: can we just put the book twilight up here? cuz that whole book is a joke
2009-12-02 [German Navy Seal]: hey christmas humor is always funny plus the holidays are coming up so hint hint people tht judge that 8P
2010-04-19 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Things not to say to a cop
1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
4. Are You Andy or Barney?
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2010-04-19 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back.
The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman.
The detective responded, "I think it's obvious. A cereal killer got her!"
2010-06-05 [Stephen]: Please post your jokes on the correct corresponding wiki-page for the joke(s). Thanks. =)
2010-06-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Tryin' to earn a badge, mate :D
2011-07-06 [s kizzle:)]: an 82 year old white man married a 23 white woman a year later he took her to the hospital she had a baby the nurse shocked asked him how he done it the old man just said "u gotta keep the engine running" ...another year later he brings the young woman in to have there second child shocked again the nurse says "how did u mange a second one?" again the old man replies with "you gotta keep the engine running" well another year passes he takes his wife to have a third child the same nurse comes in and says "now how did u do it this time?" he said again "u gotta keep the engine running" the nurse looks at him and says "well you better change ur oil cause this ones black."
2011-07-07 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: No...I disagree, I do not think it is okay for mainstreet...
2011-07-07 [Stephen]: Well, since I'm unsure, and he's saying no-go, I'd vote that it's not good for Mainstreet. =p
2011-07-07 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *Nod* Yes..it's kinda racy, so I believe...oh idea Stephan!
I know this is not our wiki But...since that is a bit...iffy...a
2011-07-07 [Stephen]: Accctually, I'm the head of Jokes. x)
So, sure! We can do that. :3
2011-07-07 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *twiddles thumbs lookign around whistline* I TOTALLY knew that.
2011-07-07 [Stephen]: So, what would you like us to do? xP
2011-07-08 [Stephen]: Hm, actually, I want to refaff all the Jokes pages -- so I'll try that within the next few days.
2011-07-08 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *raises hand frantically* me me me me me
2011-07-08 [Stephen]: Hahahaha.
Want to help out? xP
2011-07-08 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Maybe >>
2011-07-09 [Stephen]: It'd be awesome, to get help.
I really want to clean up the Jokes pages, they're quite messy. x)
2011-07-09 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Yes.,..they are a tad
2011-07-10 [s kizzle:)]: it wasnt a racist joke sillys it just ment she was cheating on him
2011-07-10 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Semi racist...
2011-07-11 [Stephen]: Faffed. :D
2011-07-17 [shinobi14]: Reviewed joke. Verdict: Not racist.
Also, a questionable jokes page already exists, although feel free to edit it as you like, or create a new one if it's too big. =]
2011-07-24 [s kizzle:)]: Thank u lol
2011-08-18 [Morgoth]: That joke wasn't even remotely racist!
2011-08-18 [Stephen]: What would an anti joke be? xD
I'm not opposed to it, no.
2011-08-18 [Stephen]: Hahaha.
I like those.
Honestly though, this is Elfpack -- not Elf12. We're supposed to be more lewd and crude than Elftown. Therefore, go for it. I think the Joke Rules are too strict anyway.
The submissions pages srsly need to be brushed up on.
2011-08-19 [meismisty]: 2 molecules sitting on a bench
1 saying to the other
1: OH NOOOO i lost an electron
2: are you sure
1: Yes, I AM POSITIVE
2011-08-19 [Yudan Enzeru]: um.... Jimmy sent me here >> Am i in trouble? *hides under desk*
2011-08-20 [Stephen]: No, you work here. o.O
2011-08-20 [Yudan Enzeru]: I knows ^^ it's fantastical! >< *blows kazoo and shoots confetti*
2011-08-20 [Morgoth]: Confetti? CONFETTI?! Oh, God, speak to me!! *Confetti coughs and bleeds everywhere, while Kazoo relaxes in the corner, puffing a cigar*
2011-08-20 [Stephen]: xD
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: i is running away now jimmy
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: but why!
2011-09-11 [Bookwyrm]: And I raaaan. I ran so far awaaaaay.
I just raaaan. I ran all night and daaaay.
Gotta get away.
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Flock of seagulls :o
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: cuz mort scares me *hides in corner whimpering*
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *comforts*
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: need anti fear meds.......... *scurries into the rafters as fox form* ((bite me i is a furry!))
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *follows*
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: *yelps and runs away*
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *Tackles and pins*
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: *yelps again trying to get away*
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *nuzzles*
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: *feels like something will eat her*
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: :o *drags mind out of gutter*
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: *snickers getting away while male is distracted*
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *Follows* >>
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: *gets in a corner ears pinned back*
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Whas wrong?
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: your stalking me like a wolf out to kill *fur is on edge* you should learn not to corner a fox unless you wish to be hurt
2011-09-11 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *steps back*
2011-09-11 [Foxyvixen17]: smart male *relaxes laying down tail covering her eyes*
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: he invited me here and he started it and teh chat sucks
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: I hate you, whoever you are. :P
2011-09-12 [Bookwyrm]: The chat doesn't suck, and is a much better alternative to posting non-topic comments on an official wiki. :) You can also PM each other, or make your own wiki to roleplay on! That's part of the fun of Elfpack!
I use the chat regularly, as does Stephen and several other council and non-council. The council is also very active right now, much more active than it used to be. Perhaps you should pay more attention to what's going on rather than making nasty and unnecessary comments. :)
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: Yeah, go Traci!
You should try the chat, Foxy. :P
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: Annd..
The chat almost always has 4-5 people in it, and during mid-day it peaks about 10-12. The entire Council is active, as well.
There's only two Council members who are currently not active, due to real-life issues.
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: or just leave elfpack for good that gets me out of your hair concidering i just got my internet use back *waves and leaves*
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: o.O'
That's a bit extreme.
2011-09-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Don't leave....
2011-09-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: NVm...she left EP
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: How extreme.
Traci wasn't even being at all rude. Ah well. Life goes on. =3
2011-09-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Yeah...I know
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: uh mort deary he likes me cuz i make him cookies *holds up a tray of assorted cookies all freshly baked*
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: Hey, she unleft.
Welcome back to Elfpack! :)
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: i only returned for jimmy. but you can have a cookie
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: Thanks. x)
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: uh oh i thinks the penguin is gonna steal nekko's cuteness >,>
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: Nekko's not cute! x)
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: yes he is he's cuddley fox kit with a boob obsession! >.> atleast when i'm involved
2011-09-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: because you gots big knockers
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: yes i do sue me oh wait dont i'm broke XD
2011-09-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I couldn't afford to piss in a pot let alone afford a lawyer
2011-09-12 [Stephen]: I have a lawyer. :D
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: dont sue me please i like my knockers where they are
2011-09-12 [Morgoth]: My knockers generally stay on my door.
2011-09-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: :o
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: haha mort we aint speaking about doors
2011-09-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Do'nt mind him, he lived a sheltered life, he doesn't even know what a vagina is
2011-09-12 [Foxyvixen17]: dude he's lived a sheltered life? come on i live with bible thumpers i didnt even know what weed was till i got it for xmas *smiles at the memory* fun times
2011-09-12 [Bookwyrm]: Guys, I'm really not trying to be rude, but this conversation really doesn't belong here. If you don't want to use chat, that's your perogative, but at least make your own chat wiki, it's not difficult at all. :)
2011-09-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: LOL
2011-09-12 [Morgoth]: Seriously, the only thing that belongs here is official discussion about Elfpack Jokes and pony pictures.
2011-12-20 [GlassCasket]: I used to care about official discussions, then i took an arrow in the knee...
2011-12-22 [Stephen]: Sheesh. xD
2011-12-30 [GlassCasket]: I know, i'm everywhere!!!
2012-01-23 [DimondEyes_666]: Hello All
2012-01-23 [kittykittykitty]: Hello there miss. Got any jokes? Or any pony pictures for that matter?
2012-04-19 [Fallen Child Athena]: Well that just sucks xD I cant post my joke lol
2013-01-31 [sammie h!]: Hay I still haven't been badged yet??
2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: Yes you have. No more sass.
2013-01-31 [sammie h!]: Now I have lol, thanks Mort. :)
2013-02-08 [kittykittykitty]: Ooops, that one went under the radar. Thanks butt.
2013-02-10 [kittykittykitty]: I'll be giving the credit to his new profile. Doesn't look so good to be badging banned members now, does it!
2013-02-10 [sammie h!]: No lol. :) x
2013-05-05 [sammie h!]: Who are the bosses of here as I can't find a link (if there is one)?
2013-05-05 [sammie h!]: Lol. to late, I found it, at first I thought it would be Featured joke Bosses as Daily Jokers sounded like members who submit a lot of jokes lol. :)
2015-02-26 [shinobi14]: *lurks* ... not much activity. Shame. Still, that leaves me being the rightful rules of Elfpack Jokes! :D