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Welcome to Elfpack Jokes! Here, you can submit your jokes and get a chance to have it featured on Mainstuff! Have a laugh and good luck being featured!
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Check Mainstuff for our current featured joke!
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For the long, long record of all the jokes that made it on Mainstuff, see Hall of Laughs.

If you want to get invitations to random funny wiki-pages, then <joinforum:386:fun> (Funny stuff)

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Want this shiny badge?! Okay, it doesn't shine.. Submit a joke, and if it gets selected to be featured on Mainstuff this shiny badge will be yours forever and ever. :)

You'll also get one Tog for every joke featured. See How to Earn Togs to claim. Do not attempt to claim your tog from the Joker crew!
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How to Submit

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> 1) Before you run off to submit your jokes, go carefully read the omnipotent EP Joke Rules. Memorize them! Don't worry it's not long, and if you follow the rules, we won't add more ;)
<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> 2) Write a page-long essay to [Stephen] about the Joke Rules to prove you read them. No, not really. We believe you did. Blind faith. :D
<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> 3) Take your joke, and submit it to Elfpack Jokes Submissions.
<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> 4) Smile and hope we think it's funny and feature it. We're more likely to feature it if you bribe or compliment us a lot. ;)
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2005-10-11 [Laín]: so can we submitt a joke that we heard or do we have to come up with them ourselfs?

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: It can be either. :)

2005-10-11 [Laín]: ok... i have a joke..but jesus is in it... I don't think people would be ofended by it though... just gotta translate it to english.. ^^

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: Well, if you're not sure of it, just pop it into Questionable Jokes and I'll look at it. ;)

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: Nice ^^ Sorry for the delay in helping out. I went home for the holidays.

2005-10-11 [Laín]: ok..i'll do that as soon as I get to translating it. =)

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: lol No prob [sotalean]. That's why I'm getting a fair bunch to help out with this, in case someone is away or sick or something.  ;) Cool. Thanks [Laín]

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: We need a workers badge.. *ponders* I wonder what I can come up with. Do you mind if I do so? *pokes*

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: I was actually going to suggest just using the badge up there. Only when you put it in with your other badges, just state that you work in this wiki. ;) That's was I was gonna do. lol

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: O.o... that works too and it's less work. *nods*

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: That's what shall happen then I guess. ^_^ I was just being picky. Plus I'm eating eggs.. if that's relevant at all. Mmm.. early mornings. -__-

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: It could be. I always act funny after I eat eggs. XD

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: Really? Hmm.. then maybe it IS the eggs. O.o *eerie music ensues*

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: *imagines the theme from the twilight zone*

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: *sighs* Is it just me... or do a lot of guys of turkey try and get my msn constantly? And they all think that they're in love with me or some cheese like that. *dies*

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: *whimpers* make them go away!!

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: *pats [sotalean] on the head* There there. I feel your pain. lol It's really annoying.

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: Your pain isn't annoying. The horny Turk boys are. XD

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: *laughs* Sure it isn't. :P I was just curious as to whether other girls/guys O.o were getting the same thing. I mean... GOD! What is wrong with them! Are they all sex craved?

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: I've only had one guy do it, but I haven't blocked him. ....... yet  lol

2005-10-11 [sotalean]: One? Oh man.. I'll tell you what. Let's split up the ones that try to get in my pants. ^^ You take the week days and I'll take the week ends. *nods*  I've had to change my email address twice because of pervy turk guys. The last time.. I was getting 10-15 people trying to add me.. every time I opened msn. *dies*

2005-10-11 [Mildred Hubble]: HAHAHAHAHA I don't use messenger anymore. XD

2005-10-13 [cparrey]: no

2005-10-17 [The Darkest Star.]: Oooh no ~cowers~ Not the polygon joke... my teachers used to always use it in maths...it's evil!

2005-10-18 [Mildred Hubble]: mwahahahahaha!!!!

2005-10-19 [The Darkest Star.]: Yurrp, a wee injection of humour into a maths lesson... Oh the possibilities..

2005-10-20 [Mildred Hubble]: i had never heard it before. :)

2005-10-22 [sotalean]: Me neither. :P

2005-11-01 [blood omen]: i have a joke.2 muffins are backin in the oven.one muffin say's to the other muffin "phew it's getting hot in here huh?"the other muffin say's"AHHHH a talking muffin"

2005-11-01 [sotalean]: Atleast four people have attempted to post that one. ^^ It's a pretty well known joke. :P

2005-11-01 [Mildred Hubble]: lol yeah, i've heard it quite a bit.

2005-11-17 [scar]: i have mama jokes

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