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These sneaky rodents find their way around all of Elfpack, sniffling into everyone's homes and reporting everything to the Guards... They catch everyone who breaks the "Don't be an asshole" rule. Watch out!
Oh, and they have very sharp teeth...

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Mischievous [Ringbearer]
Mischievous [Ultiem]
Minister of Destruction [HeAVenShallBuRN]
Insane [Cerulean Sins]
Mischievous [Deg]
Whammie [sammie h!]

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2005-06-12 [Love like Winter.]: Oh right....

2005-06-15 [DenDen]: o.o tsk tsk *shakes head and hugs [Sunrose] & [Love like Winter.] *XD Girlie HUG!!!!!!!

2005-06-15 [Sunrose]: ^_^

2005-06-15 [Love like Winter.]: lol =D

2005-06-15 [DenDen]: w00t! *spreads the love*

2005-06-20 [SimpleAnnie]: hey sry to bother but may i ask how many good reports i've made?

2005-06-20 [SimpleAnnie]: awesome :D

2005-06-20 [Sunrose]: =P

2005-06-22 [DenDen]: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2005-07-05 [Dwemer]: Acually Debbs, only one Guard is a rat, that's Bert if I'm not mistaken... =P

2005-07-05 [RabidSphinx]: squeak squeak!

2005-07-05 [Dwemer]: A rat! Run!

2005-07-05 [Whim]: Stomp it! It's probably rabid!

2005-07-05 [RabidSphinx]: (O_O)....squeak?....

2005-07-06 [SimpleAnnie]: lol no! don't squash it! it's not a rat! it's a drop!!

2005-07-06 [RabidSphinx]: eeep! *skurries around on the floor*

2005-07-06 [Dwemer]: But I like a small animals ;) *hugs rats*

2005-07-06 [kirbi]: i wont b one of these plz ??

2005-07-06 [Dwemer]: thn u plz hv 2 make good reprts yes?

2005-07-06 [RabidSphinx]: *is hugged and squeaks happily*

2005-07-06 [Dwemer]: yeah ^_^

2005-07-07 [SimpleAnnie]: hey! it's a dwemer!! hi there u dwemer!

2005-07-07 [RabidSphinx]: *bites [Dwemer]*

2005-07-07 [Whim]: psh...I own the rats. It just happens that no one is aware of that fact.

2005-07-07 [Dwemer]: *bows for [Whim]* ^_- Heya annie! And nice to bite erm.. see you too Raine ;)

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: [Dwemer] i seen you everywhere as of late, you been hunting?

2005-07-10 [Dwemer]: *blushes* A bits, it's also our duty to keep Elfpack clean.

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: rat scouring pads huh, you must make alot of reports huh

2005-07-10 [Dwemer]: Hmm, about 35... Not all good ones though, 7 not.

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: ah i see, try not to make it a bordom only activity lol it gets too funny with that the case

2005-07-10 [Dwemer]: ^_^ Thanks for the tip!

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: but keep it up though thats always good too

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: *squeak!* (^_^)

2005-07-10 [Dwemer]: ^_^ I will!

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: *sets [Dwemer] on fire*

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: O_O *squeak* ^_^

2005-07-10 [Dwemer]: Love fire?

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: *plays with the lighter* who me? (^_^)

2005-07-10 [Dwemer]: Oh my God ! Allright one more time...

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: *points* yes you! hehe

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: well, yes...*smiles* yes i do...(^_^)

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: do you like....big fat juicy spam? its nasty i dont lol

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: my father does

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: i never known someone who likes it, to you like to spam?

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: Spam. the other other white meat

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: lol, i should make a golden spam trophy and call it the spam award lol

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: who would win it? i would hate to reward wiki spammers

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: nononoononono guard spammers lol ' something amaya inspired'

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: lol....lucky guards

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: its her fault! she said she hated me cause i give her work to do lol

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: i'm just plain hated by EVERYONE! YIPPIE! (^_^)

2005-07-10 [Ultiem]: i dont hate you i actually think your pretty nice, but i must go.. as i got something to do

2005-07-10 [Dwemer]: Yep, he hates you...

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: nice? me? wohoo! *(^_^)* thanks.....alrighty...ttyl

2005-07-10 [RabidSphinx]: aww...[Dwemer]....didn't i kill you already? you always spoil all my happy moments....*sets you on fire again*

2005-07-17 [Dwemer]: No again, I can't be killed. I'm immortal.

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Umm, i was just wondering if someone could cunt up how many good reports I have sent in, so i could get my badge, if I have earned it. I know that I have sent in a ton of reports, and gotten one member banned because of my reports, but I don't think that got noticed. [kukluxklan] was the member i got banned.

2005-07-17 [Love like Winter.]: "could cunt up" okie, its nice to see that even [Tear] gets the odd (but funny) typo! lol.

2005-07-17 [Dwemer]: Well , if he prefers to name it that way ^_-

2005-07-17 [Tear]: LMAO! I put Cunt on accident!!! And I think [Dwemer] has the right idea, I do prefer cunt to count.........But anywho....

2005-07-18 [Dwemer]: *giggles*

2005-07-18 [Tear]: Well... I am a guy. What do you expect.

2005-07-20 [Solitiaum]: Someone please set my status as retired...

2005-07-20 [Dwemer]: Why? are you going away or something ?

2005-07-21 [Sunrose]: And rats don't really get retired...

2005-07-21 [Dwemer]: *nods*

2005-07-21 [RabidSphinx]: *squeak squeak*

2005-08-05 [*Suicidal Cupcake*]: lol

2005-08-05 [Tear]: *gets out rat poison* What happened now?

2005-08-06 [RabidSphinx]: epp! (0_o) *hides*

2005-08-07 [Tear]: Lol, *accidentilly spills all over rats wikie page, lol*

2005-08-11 [RabidSphinx]: *runs up your inner pantleg*

2005-08-11 [Tear]: Trying to get erotic with me, eh? If you wanted to get in my pants, all you had to do was ask me.

2005-08-13 [RabidSphinx]: *bites you with razor-sharp rodent teeth of death*

2005-08-13 [Tear]: *gets aroused*

2005-08-13 [RabidSphinx]: *screams and runs from the pants*

2005-08-13 [Tear]: I win. Flawless victory.

2005-08-13 [RabidSphinx]: *leaves rat turdies all over the inside of your pants*

2005-08-13 [Tear]: I'm cleanable, but you got scarred for life, lol.

2005-08-13 [RabidSphinx]: that i did...but now i have an excuse for my homicidal rampage...i can blame it on a psychotic episode brought on by sevire emotinal truama...

2005-08-13 [Tear]: Glad to be of assistance, lol.

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: Woa. Did [Solitiaum] just completely leave EP?

2005-08-18 [Dwemer]: Yes.

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: o.o wow

2005-08-18 [Tear]: You just noticed that?

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: yes.

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: Hey whats up with Stephens house? Is he leaving too?

2005-08-18 [Dwemer]: He has left.

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: -_- dang everybodys leaving.

2005-08-18 [Tear]: Well... it happens when you have a lot of crap happpen.

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: Yeah I guess. I would still have fun with it though ;-)

2005-08-18 [Tear]: Has Ihsahn left completely as well, or is he still in insane mode?

2005-08-18 [Dwemer]: He is on duty in Iraq.

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: Woa never even heard of Ihsahn leaving. Dident he change his Screen Name a long time ago?

2005-08-18 [Tear]: I see. Well, I won't say anything about that here on EP. I am gone for now, as well. I am watching movies for my cinematography class.

2005-08-18 [Dwemer]: He was just in a crazy mood when he did that ;)

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: OK.

2005-08-18 [Tear]: I wasn't talking about that, Joost. I spoke to Kelly about it, but oh well.

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: Cinematography?

2005-08-18 [Tear]: Yes, cinematography. You know, directing, camera angles, critiquing old movies.

2005-08-18 [FireWing]: Yeah. I would love that class. Too bad our school doesent have it...

2005-08-18 [SimpleAnnie]: i miss ihsahn :(

2005-08-23 [FireWing]: Could one of the guards tell me how many reports i have? Please and Thank You!

2005-08-23 [Tear]: You can check that yourself. Go to your notes page, and look all the way down, and then count the amount of members that you have written notes on, those are like the same as your reports. Unless you wrote personal notes to yourself on members houses.

2005-08-23 [Dwemer]: I think he means how many ''good'' reports he has :D

2005-08-23 [FireWing]: Yes.^_^

2005-08-23 [Tear]: Lol. Nevermind then.

2005-08-23 [FireWing]: hehe sorry [Tear] I should have been mor

2005-08-23 [Tear]: Naw, I should've been thinking logically. i had just come home from work last night when i typed that, lol.

2005-08-23 [FireWing]: Ah! I see! I wouldent know because i can only get a job bagging groceries right now! But i undrstanf ;-)

2005-08-23 [Tear]: I work in a restaurant and in a music store now, lol. I was at an auto parts sstore before that, though.

2005-08-23 [Love like Winter.]: I'm a paper girl, that really sucks.

2005-08-23 [Tear]: Lol. I don't think i have seen a paper boy or papaer person since I was like 5 or 6. That makes like ten years or so.

2005-08-23 [Love like Winter.]: Oooh, its like a myth o,O

2005-08-23 [FireWing]: You work at a music store??!! Sweet!

2005-08-23 [Tear]: Yeah, Specs music. I start today, actually. It is like FYE or Transworld. But yeah,Outback Steakhouse and Specs.

2005-08-23 [FireWing]: Awesome! I hope to work at like a Riemens Music or something like that someday cause i like to make guitars and drums. Future guitar technician. I've made 4 guitars so far. none of them are all the way complete cause the electrics cost alot of money you know.

2005-08-23 [Tear]: Tha is cool, I guess. Something I would try out.

2005-08-23 [FireWing]: Its really great. I do it at least once every two months. I hope to make my own guitar company.

2005-08-23 [Tear]: Aack, i gotta jet. I'll catch you all later.

2005-08-23 [FireWing]: Cya later

2006-01-09 [kittykittykitty]: Ermmm so is there a way to find out how many reports have been successful?

2006-01-09 [Sunrose]: Nope :p

2006-01-09 [RabidSphinx]: hey, can i find out how many reports are on my house? lol...i hear there are alot... :P

2006-01-09 [Sunrose]: You tend to get many people pissed at you...

2006-01-09 [RabidSphinx]: who me? *trys to look innocent* i would NEVER! everyone LOVES me! you know all those reports were made on "opposite day" right? >>;

2006-01-09 [SimpleAnnie]: lol ur a people pisser (wow try saying people pisser 5 times in a row) yeah are there any reports on my house???

2006-01-10 [Sunrose]: Nope Annie, no reports on you :P

2006-01-10 [Love like Winter.]: Haha, are there any reports on me? :P

2006-01-10 [Tear]: I think I have a few on me, if I am not mistaken.

2006-01-10 [RabidSphinx]: i think i have you all beat...because of "opposite day"...*shifty eyes*

2006-01-10 [Sunrose]: You both have a few :p

2006-01-10 [RabidSphinx]: do we win a prize? a prize other than a week long vacation from Ep in the form of a ban? >>;

2006-01-10 [Sunrose]: No :P

2006-01-10 [RabidSphinx]: *pouts*

2006-01-10 [Love like Winter.]: Haha, I've made enemies... Oh well :P

2006-01-23 [RabidSphinx]: everyone hates me...^^

2006-01-24 [SimpleAnnie]: well i dont hate you lol *hugs* i just dislike you! lol JK JK JK JK!!!! *hugs*

2006-01-24 [Love like Winter.]: I don't hate you... we've just had disagreements. That's normal.

2006-01-24 [zoloftzantac]: I don't hate you, I just "hate" you. (j/k)

2006-01-24 [RabidSphinx]: woot! *throws hands up in the air*

2006-01-24 [Love like Winter.]: But do you hate me? Meh, wouldn't blame ya if you did :P

2006-01-24 [RabidSphinx]: oh, i hate you with a passion...i even put a hit out on you... :P

2006-01-24 [Love like Winter.]: Wow... At lest someone thought about me.. Even if it was negative lol.

2006-01-24 [RabidSphinx]: ^^

2006-01-24 [zoloftzantac]: heh

2006-01-28 [Tear]: Sarah loves me because I send her a bazillion flirts a day, most of which, I bet have not even been read. Righ Raine?

2006-01-28 [RabidSphinx]: O_o what?

2006-01-30 [Tear]: Sarah, send me one flirt, and then you will be able to read the flirts I sent you. I think that is how that flirt thingy works...

2006-01-30 [Tear]: Aye, lol. Easily taken care of.

2006-01-30 [RabidSphinx]: i know how it works...i just, have only ever sent one flirt to anyone, and that's it...>>;

2006-01-30 [zoloftzantac]: *envies [Roosey]*

2006-01-30 [RabidSphinx]: hahah! how did you know it was him? >>; not that it was...>>; it was,>>;

2006-01-31 [zoloftzantac]: Oh, you tease, I wrote you a very sweet (and long) flirt ... but didn't get an auto one back *pretends to suprized and sadder than he really is*

2006-01-31 [RabidSphinx]: aww...i'm sorry...:( i got flirts? *just realizes this* i hope they are nice flirts...i got some mean coolpoints... :( you know, i didn't even know i got them because they were from "blocked" members, so i never got the message saying they sent me a "coolpoint" they were just up on my coolpoints page insulting me...><; that was annoying

2006-02-01 [zoloftzantac]: that's screwed up, I'll meantion it to [Hedda], I don't think you should be able to get cool points from members you have blocked

2006-02-01 [RabidSphinx]: well, like the birthday notifications, it comes from your own screenname, so coolpoints should be a smae maybe, so that way the alert that you get one isn't blocked if the member is blocked, or, like you said, you shouldn't be able to give them to someone that has you blocked...>>

2006-02-01 [zoloftzantac]: Okay, I see what you mean. Maybe it is fine that they give you cool points, as long as you still get notified so you can delete it or whatever.

2006-02-01 [RabidSphinx]: yeah, that was what annoyed me more than the comment itself was the fact that i didn't even know i had it until someone else pointed it out to me...

2006-03-16 [individual thought]: *makes the cat go away*


2006-03-17 [zoloftzantac]: [SimpleAnnie]: .................

2006-03-17 [SimpleAnnie]: its gone! thank god!

2006-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: wtf mate?

2006-03-17 [SimpleAnnie]: there was a picture... a REALLY BIG picture of an evil KI KI!

2006-03-17 [zoloftzantac]: You can see it here at the hell of the insane, it is such a cutie ^_^

2006-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: oh

2006-05-21 [green_angel_ 09]: I think rats are cool...Can't wait to be one..

2006-05-23 [kittykittykitty]: Uhhh... they haven't promoted anybody to rat in a while ^_^' You might have more luck in the sewers :P

2006-05-25 [zoloftzantac]: If one makes enough good reports they will become a rat eventually

2006-05-25 [kittykittykitty]: So no person has made enough reports in the past 8 months? How many does it take? Liek a hundred?

2006-05-25 [zoloftzantac]: How many ... I'm not sure exactly, but most of the good reports I get are from people that already are rats of crew members. I think it is 20 good reports, but I'm not sure on that.

2006-05-25 [RabidSphinx]: or, like in mycase, you just have to be a real life-size talking rat....then you get the badge without having to work for it...but that is a rare case....

2006-05-25 [Sunrose]: There isn't so much to report here anyway..

2006-05-25 [RabidSphinx]: life-size rats mostly just nibble on the cardboard edges of this site

2006-06-08 [dominoe]: *watches all*

2006-07-13 [Wendy]: Are you all gonna bite my ass cuzza my Add A Perv wiki and my Wendy's Encounters wiki?

2006-07-14 [kittykittykitty]: *nibbles [Wendy]'s ass*

2006-07-14 [Tear]: Watch out, her husband isn't going to like that.

2006-07-14 [RabidSphinx]: squeak squeak

2006-07-14 [Tear]: *spank*

2006-07-14 [RabidSphinx]: O_O

2006-07-14 [Tear]: HA! I love that emote.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: [lezlover] has a nude.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: And no warning.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: Ummm... it's fixed now?

2006-08-08 [Tear]: I reported that one a while ago, Molly. Of course it doesn't get taken care of until you said something about it.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: O_o Are you trying to tell me something?

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: i reported it too! hahaha....see:
You have sent this report about this member to the town guards:
this member has porn in her image slot
Comment created by you on: 2006-07-21 04:38:04

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: Um...... yea... nevermind. >_>

2006-08-08 [Tear]: The link is a broken link anyway, Sarah.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: mmmhmmm. Says they don't exist.

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: because they deleted the image silly, but that is the report i made...i posted the picture in a link and said it was porn and nothing happened apparently

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: Hmmmm.... So how come they only did something about it now?

2006-08-08 [RabidSphinx]: no one listens to RD....not sure about tear...

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: :[[

Hey Sarah, I'm gonna PM you something awesome!

2006-08-08 [Sunrose]: That's because some of you are so paranoid, you seem to think that boobs are dangerous. That girl was 18+ and nothing else was showing. I already left a report about it, but some other blind Guard deleted it anyway.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: I'm not paranoid, it's the fact that she didn't have a warning. No biggie :)

2006-08-08 [Sunrose]: Well, we don't put warnings for everything.. :)

2006-08-08 [Tear]: I see something awry, I put up a report. Sometimes it is a good report, sometimes it isn't.

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