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2010-11-13 17:58:01
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'Scak' has many definitions. Come up with some of your own and add them... you will get a coolpoint if you are explicit enough!

1. [Enneigard] - a whorish wench-cunt that is anorexic, yet she is still a fucking fat douche bag.

2. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a giant brown bloodclot that forces its way out of the penis.

3. [Enneigard Rebirth] - brutally beating or anally raping someone with a long blunt object.

4. [._] - a cum, shit and blood filled rectal discharge from prison sodomites that just finished their holy medium.

5. [Larova] - A depraved middle-aged woman, usually nailed without lubricant by many men at a time, who feels like sandpaper on the inside because of myriad little scabs in her vaginal walls.

6. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an anus wrapped & clogged with acne infected fungus & loose punctured skinflaps, corroding with black semen & greasy dirt.

7. [zoloftzantac] - that mixture of shitty smegmish dick cheese that is left on your mothers bleeding rectum after I'm done with her

8. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an omnisexual necropheliac that douches in coagulated corpse fluids.

9. [hello] - my mother???

10. [kittykittykitty] - somebody bursting a genital ulcer into your mouth... while having double anal pentration... and squeezing a fart around their penises... and another guy is wiping skegma into your eye. But it only counts as 'scak' when your mother is watching and masturbating -___-'

11.[Enneigard Rebirth] - a grotesque obese barbaric woman with orgasm stains in her beard & pussmullet.

12. [Nekko fox] - The Socialites Coalition for Abnormal-Baby Killing, a group centered around the destruction of babies that have more than what they should have (Three eyes, eleven toes, two...noses). They are centered around Sweden and refuse to contact the outside world with anything but a bit of parchment made from the foreskins of their enemies.

13.[Enneigard Rebirth] - a rectal cut on the inside flap of the anus filled with rotting dung & tiny hairs that scratch against the inside of the anus causing leprosy.

14. [j.j.]- I am the best scak here

15. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a moraine filled foreskin stretched inside out & engraved with matted skin & vaginal creams, usually stuck inside a nymphomaniac's loose dry clitoris & pulled further into her stomache while the bacterial acids burn through the curdled sperm & come out through the belly button.

16. [Nekko fox] - ......[j.j.], who is the biggest scak here.

17.[Hatred] A small roundish rat found only in a dead grandmas Vagina that eats all the rotten sexual organs

18. [zoloftzantac] <URL:>

19.[Enneigard Rebirth] a cervixcut eaten away by herpes & yellow syphilis.

20. [Enneigard Rebirth] to fuck animals with baseball bats.

21. [kittykittykitty] partaking in sexually explicit, viking-themed roleplay / cosplay while having hidden video cameras taping the whole thing to broadcast to your friends and children

22. [zoloftzantac] A morbidly obese woman with an ulcer who gets off by being face fucked until she gags, chokes and vomits blood out her nose.

23. [Enneigard Rebirth] how to describe a person/place/thing/noun covered in rabid wombat semen, coyote hairballs, flesh, carrion, puke, rhino dung, & giant slug innards. (adjective=scaked)

24. [j.j.]you've just been scaked gwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!

25. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an alternate for "boofing" someone, a variation of dry a pool.

26. [Elf_Person] - scak is [WIKKID KLOWN] hehehe

27. [Enneigard Rebirth] hyperactive ADHD acne-infected n00bs that ruin wikis with douche-comments.

28. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a dumb little 15 year old fatass bastardcunt that got its comments deleted.

29. [kittykittykitty] - somebody who has ever tried to write "Wash me" on the side on a cop car in pee ;D

30. [kittykittykitty] - Yellow snow (and red, brown and green snow for that matter...)

31. [zoloftzantac] - A hooker that smells so bad that you have to hold your breath while you fuck her ...

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2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: How can a potato be a homunculus? o_O *starts to munch tomatoes*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: because it was animated from another living thing without the use of reproduction.

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: Okaaay... your potato is still alive?

2006-06-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: all vegetables are alive right?

2006-06-18 [Larova]: *Stares at half-rotten turnips*

2006-06-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh. i guess not all vegetables are alive *stares at grandpa* DAMN YOU!!!

2006-06-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: gnonnoreah yellow syphilis

2006-06-20 [kittykittykitty]: gnonnoreah?

2006-06-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: very much.

2006-06-20 [kittykittykitty]: Ewwww

2006-06-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: balls

2006-06-21 [Larova]: It's a gnomish kind of gonorrhea.

2006-06-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-07-03 [DARSH]: make somthing about me plzplzplzplz

2006-07-03 [kittykittykitty]: You're free to write one yourself.... as long as it is legible :P

2006-07-04 [Larova]: Damn right. Make sure it's extra scakish though.

2006-07-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hahaha

2006-11-10 [zoloftzantac]: you forgot rhino dung and coyote hairballs ;)

2006-11-11 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh kay.

2006-11-17 [kittykittykitty]: ewww.... >.<

2006-12-07 [zoloftzantac]: I think [j.j.] must either be really boring, or have a serious learning disability ...

2006-12-07 [zoloftzantac]: hahaha, [Hedda] says that this wiki page gets over 10 hits per day from google!

I just tried it, for example, when searching for anorexic skegma wench this page is the only result :D

2006-12-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: !!! cool! 10 - 1,000,000,000,000 viewers? nice...

2006-12-08 [zoloftzantac]: [Hedda] looked into it and found out most of them are coming to see the smegma photo :\

2006-12-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: well it helps them also, to become members so they may make thier own scaks!

2006-12-08 [zoloftzantac]: I tried to add a new scak definition to urban dictionary and link it to this page, it isn't published yet though ...

2006-12-08 [.Kazuki.]: -_- that pic, is kinda wrong, may be gay but... ;_;... ugh.... yeh... that is deffinitely "scak" X_X

2006-12-08 [zoloftzantac]: It's actually a pic of me licking [Enneigard Rebirth], I couldn't find anything that nasty so we had to create it :p

2006-12-08 [kittykittykitty]: D: Why did I have to look at it again? >.<

Yay for Google hits :D Can't think which of the keywords people have been searching for :/

2006-12-08 [kittykittykitty]: Ooooh when I type in 'skegma' this wiki gets two hits on Google's first page :D

2006-12-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: cool.

2006-12-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ......i need banners.

2006-12-30 [Larova]: That's awesome.
I love this page.

2007-01-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :>

2007-01-06 [DRACE]: dammit I must have started watching this wiki when I was drinking the other night >.<

2007-01-09 [Enneigard Rebirth]: and what is wrong with that?

2007-01-10 [DRACE]: the fact I can't remember how I started watching this wiki from >.<

2007-01-10 [zoloftzantac]: you probably were searching for smegma photos on google ...

2007-01-10 [Enneigard Rebirth]: and then you were abducted by teenage scaks, to be scakked.

2007-01-14 [DRACE]: what the heck is scakked anyways? o.O

2007-01-14 [Elf_Person]: its all those definions combined and is used to describe you

2007-01-15 [DRACE]: hmmm riiight


2007-01-15 [Elf_Person]: kool

2007-01-16 [zoloftzantac]: *is getting hungry*

2007-01-16 [DRACE]: LMFAO zolo you need to see a therapist

2007-01-16 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ouch my fucking eyes...:< pretty cool :D

2007-01-17 [DRACE]: lol *thinks he put this in the wrong wiki* weirdos

2007-01-18 [Hatred]: is that real footage?

2007-01-18 [Elf_Person]: i hope so plus im really hungry now

2007-01-18 [Hatred]: its like all over again.....awesome!

2007-01-18 [Elf_Person]: kool

2007-01-18 [Hatred]: ever been on

2007-01-18 [Elf_Person]: nope

2007-01-18 [Hatred]: go on it [] right now!

2007-01-18 [DRACE]: [Hatred] you should try

2007-01-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i think that should be on scak

2007-01-19 [DRACE]: O.o

2007-01-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or wait i forgot we were on scak. lol

2007-01-20 [kittykittykitty]: XD It's like a drug :O He's dazed and confused ><

2007-01-20 [DRACE]: ... kitty you are a MORON

2007-01-22 [zoloftzantac]: kitty you are a MORON

That makes me a sad panda :(

2007-01-22 [DRACE]: O.o

2007-01-24 [zoloftzantac]: <img:>

2007-01-25 [DRACE]: panda o.o *swats it with a baboo stick and runs*

2007-01-26 [Hatred]: ooooo tale of the PANDA!

2007-01-30 [kittykittykitty]: Pandaaas :D <3 Eeeh porno

moron: a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

Wouldn't say it's a very accurate description, especially as IQ isn't a subjective thing. But we are all entitled to think what we like, even if it's incorrect :)

2007-02-01 [zoloftzantac]: ehh ... [DRACE] probably has an IQ of around 100

2007-02-01 [DRACE]: actuly I'm about the same as the moron description -.-

2007-02-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i smoke ice cream.

2007-02-01 [kittykittykitty]: I have been told that the average IQ in my country is insanely low... close to that of a 'moron' XD I have no idea how they get those figures though. I know not everybody even knows their IQ :0

2007-02-02 [DRACE]: mmm true

2007-02-03 [zoloftzantac]: I have been told that the average IQ in my country is insanely low...

The test results were probably off because your whole island is full of drunks, errr ... I meant to say ... uhh ...

*quickly changes the subject*

Did anyone get my joke? :( Any random person's IQ is probably around 100 because that's the average :S

2007-02-09 [kittykittykitty]: XD Awww z *pets*

I won't deny that there are a lot of drunks here XD That's quite normal I think :3 Probably average alcohol consumption correlates with average IQ somewhat :P Though possibly they generalised from an unrepresentative sample of people who did tests on the internet, and those with special needs who have been tsted for that reason. How else would they get the data? :/ I know I have gone on a little but... if I wasn't a part the data I don't believe the conclusons :/

2007-03-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: whats an IQ?


2007-03-03 [DRACE]: *rolls his eyes*

2007-03-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yup.

2007-03-18 [zoloftzantac]: yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep

2007-03-19 [DRACE]: those damn aliens from the old seamme street

2007-03-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: .hmm.....

2007-03-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: can you quit with the destruction of the wiki [Elf_Person]...your getting pretty agrivating.

2007-03-21 [zoloftzantac]: [Elf_Person]: Are you still upset the whole thing between [Enneigard Rebirth] and your mom? Look, the whole thing really wasn't his fault. I mean, he even paid to have all the blood stains steam cleaned out of the carpet and said he was sorry. You don't need to take it all so personaly.

2007-03-21 [DRACE]: O.o what happened or should I shut up again

2007-03-22 [Enneigard Rebirth]: he has been destroying the page...for the last couple days...because i wont let him post up stupid definitions that arent....really that funny/crude.

2007-03-22 [DRACE]: oh okay, well thats just stupid, why doesn't he make his own wiki or is he worried that no one will read or go on it lol

2007-03-23 [Enneigard Rebirth]: btw zz that was an awesome comment.

2007-03-23 [zoloftzantac]: god, you would think he was the worlds first orphan or something ...

2007-03-23 [DRACE]: O.o okay

2007-03-23 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol.

2007-03-24 [kittykittykitty]: XD

2007-03-24 [DRACE]: .................. weirdos flock together

2007-03-26 [Enneigard Rebirth]: flock.

2007-03-26 [DRACE]: yer i noticed my spelling >.< I'll change it soon

2007-03-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yay@wiki!

2007-03-27 [kittykittykitty]: This is an empty page. ;_;

2007-03-27 [DRACE]: 14:43:52 hahahaha i think its funny but then that just me

2007-03-28 [kittykittykitty]: o.0?

2007-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: yay@wiki!

2007-03-28 [DRACE]: nvm

2007-03-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: nvm?

2007-03-29 [DRACE]: nvm = nevermind

2007-03-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: nevermind about what?

2007-03-29 [DRACE]: eh I forgot......................... sooo nvm >.<

2007-03-30 [Enneigard Rebirth]: OKAY!

2007-03-30 [DRACE]: *whimpers* <img:mood21-gif.gif>

2007-03-31 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i remember once there was a bird called windfucker...

2007-03-31 [DRACE]: *strips off and runs nakkie through the wiki* anyways now that I have made you all sick, howdy folks, how are ya'll?

2007-03-31 [kittykittykitty]: You know the majority of active people who watch this wiki are also watching the other wiki that you just wrote the same comment to ><

2007-03-31 [DRACE]: 'the other wiki' heh I think you mean the other 37 wikis :P

2007-03-31 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol. i forgot what that birds new name is....that was hillarious.

2007-03-31 [DRACE]: O.o ok

2007-03-31 [Enneigard Rebirth]: NO! ITS NOT OKAY!!!!! STOP SAYING IT IS!!!! *begins stabbing a wall randomly* people like you think EVERYTHING IS FUCKING DANDY....but its not.....everything is a lie..there are no such things as sane people...what the FUCK AM I THEN?! where the fuck are people these only home is the hole i dug....and its NOT EVEN IN A GRAVELOT RENTAL YET!!!! *begins banging head off of wall*

2007-04-01 [zoloftzantac]: *is oddly attracted to [Enneigard Rebirth]*
it is easy to forget/ignore one's gender when you're just looking at the words they type :p

and I useually go for the crazy ones ;)

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh realllly HUH? so if i type LIKE A CIVILIZED YOUNG WOMAN i become one? ooooooo WOW Now I B A 133T GuR|_....OMFG....*smashes self*

2007-04-01 [DRACE]: hmmm well then I won't be coming back to your wiki then, bye

2007-04-01 [kittykittykitty]: Garbage in, Garbage out :PP

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: HA Lol. i was on sooo much medication last night.

2007-04-01 [zoloftzantac]: buh-bye ... oh, so what hapened to the elite girl that was in here last night :p

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *looks down shirt* she calmed down.

2007-04-16 [kittykittykitty]: But he did come back to the wiki as I suspected... to see if anything was written about him XD

Ahh, I've been away from this wiki for like two weeks since last comment 0.o

2007-04-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol. *smashes self and passes out*

2007-04-17 [zoloftzantac]: *drags [Enneigard Rebirth]'s limp body off for weird "experiments"*

2007-04-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *is being dragged around*

2007-05-03 [kittykittykitty]: *watches intently* OoooOoOOoooo

2007-05-04 [Dead Inside.]: *Is scared of what's going to happen to me if I'm knocked out*

2007-05-04 [zoloftzantac]: *collects some long blunt objects*

2007-05-05 [Dead Inside.]: *Hide's behind [kittykittykitty] like a scared little school girl* Please help me master, please...

2007-05-05 [kittykittykitty]: Oh, you want me to play too? *wields a Mop-handle* >:D

2007-05-06 [Dead Inside.]: Yes please master!!!!

2007-05-14 [Hatred]: stay sick, stay safe goodbye im leaving elfpack!

2007-05-15 [kittykittykitty]: Um... bye? :/

2007-05-15 [zoloftzantac]: buh bye, don't slip on a the milf juice over by the door

2007-05-15 [Dead Inside.]: You might be a drunk if you have ever written "Wash me" on the side on a cop car in pee.

2007-05-16 [kittykittykitty]: How could you manage that? Unless you had a very slow flow :/

2007-05-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :{

2007-05-30 [zoloftzantac]: how about, "You're a drunk if you ever tried to write "Wash me" on the side on a cop car in pee."

2007-05-31 [Enneigard Rebirth]: LOL!

2007-08-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i have just seen a horrible thing EP........its called Goatse.

2007-08-25 [zoloftzantac]: Now you are scared for life, and you will see him every where you go ...


2007-08-27 [Larova]: Wow, that's even better than arcing your stream so it hits the middle of that Welcome to New Jersey sign.
Not that I've ever urinated on New Jersey's property. *Shifts eyes&

2007-08-30 [Enneigard Rebirth]: heheheh

2008-06-26 [zoloftzantac]: oh, oh, I'll pay $250 if I can watch kitty write her name with pee! <3

2008-06-27 [Nekko fox]: That.....would be interesting.

2008-07-03 [zoloftzantac]: I'll pay $500 if I can video tape it in a well lit place xoxo

2008-07-06 [Nekko fox]: I'd youtube that!

2008-08-09 [Enneigard Rebirth]: holy crap so would i

2008-08-13 [zoloftzantac]: no way, you guys have to join the new pay website like everyone else, I'm going to put a bunch of webcams in her bed room at foot level and then you'll be able to see her 24 hours a day from the ankle down as she walks around her room bare foot! :D only $29 a month

2008-08-15 [Nekko fox]: ....A bit pricey

2008-12-17 [zoloftzantac]: think so? I'd pay double that, and I'd leave it running all night with my monitor on my pillow <3 of course, since she hasn't posted here in over a year and a half I may have to find a new model :(

2008-12-24 [Nekko fox]: Yeah *pouts*

2009-01-06 [Larova]: Damn.
Where are you going to find feet like those?

2009-01-06 [Nekko fox]: I hear Jesus had those....that is, until he had a nail put through 'em.

2009-01-22 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i think kitty's dead. or pregnant.

2009-01-23 [Nekko fox]: ?

2009-01-25 [Larova]: Or both.

2009-01-26 [Nekko fox]: ?

2009-02-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: damn that kittykittykitty for not existing for a long time.

2009-02-04 [Nekko fox]: *Sigh* she was funny too.

2009-02-19 [Larova]: Elfpack's boring anyway. I don't blame her.

2009-02-28 [zoloftzantac]: misses and luvs her :(

2009-03-31 [kittykittykitty]: I love you z :(

2009-04-02 [Nekko fox]: Jesus is day.

2009-04-08 [zoloftzantac]: kitty!! <3 meowzers! *pets and luffs her*

2009-05-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ha! she came back, it's liek, OMGHF!

2009-05-20 [Nekko fox]: WORD!

2009-05-23 [kittykittykitty]: Indeed.

Was never really gone tho ;)

2009-05-25 [Nekko fox]: Oh?

2009-05-26 [Enneigard Rebirth]: No?

2009-05-29 [kittykittykitty]: *stalks* Well you don't have to take it so literally! :P I will always be back!

2009-05-29 [Nekko fox]: WOO!

2009-05-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: YEAHHUH!

2010-11-13 [zoloftzantac]: whut? kitty was back and I missed it? *cries*

2010-11-14 [Nekko fox]: Yeah, a year ago...

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: I can't believe I missed this wiki...

2013-03-02 [kittykittykitty]: When I saw this in my wiki updates, memories of all those definitions started flooding back. Oh god why...

2013-03-02 [Nekko fox]: We were so edgy back then.

2013-03-02 [Schlachter]: Where has everyone gone... so much spare time & creativity...

2013-03-02 [Nekko fox]: I presume life, but i've been wrong before.

2013-03-03 [Schlachter]: You are still here. I am still here. Kitty is still here. Mort is still here. Stephen is still here. We all have lives...
We are all still here...

2013-03-03 [Nekko fox]: Pirates guard the borders.

2013-03-03 [Schlachter]: I thought they were Ninjas?

2013-03-04 [Nekko fox]: Yes.

2013-03-04 [Schlachter]: Pirate vs. Ninja.
Round 1.

2013-03-04 [Nekko fox]: No, no, they're Ninja Pirates. They'll steal yer booty with the kiss of the night, or some such poetic drivel.

2013-03-04 [Schlachter]: Wha...? By the Gods! What kind of abomination is that!
A Ninja Pirate??? God forbid... no, I won't have it...
* stuff starts magically disappearing *
I still don't believe in such a monstrosity...
* landscape starts magically disappearing *
* is stolen *

2013-03-04 [Nekko fox]: He didn't believe hard enough...


2013-03-04 [Schlachter]: * even tumbleweeds are stolen *

2013-03-05 [Nekko fox]: ....

*His speech is stolen*

2013-03-05 [Schlachter]: * would like to swear & cuss at [Nekko fox] but the words are simultaneously stolen as well *

2013-03-05 [Nekko fox]: *Tries to flip off Schlachter, but his digits are missing. He tries to weep in frustration, but the Pirate Ninjas stole his tear glands and replaced them with the Sahara. Sand rains down his cheeks*

2013-03-05 [Schlachter]: * is literally working up the sandstorm brewing (as I was dropped into the Sahara when stolen) in Nekko's tear glands as the Pirate Ninja's begin stealing the individual sand particles(?) & putting them in faster than any eye can see *

2013-03-05 [Nekko fox]: *his blood is replaced with sand and parts of Schlachter*

2013-03-05 [Schlachter]: * is going to drown in sand... bids farewell to all the wonderful citizens of sandville *

2013-03-06 [Nekko fox]: *Sandville is stolen, along with the heretical gods*

2013-03-06 [Schlachter]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the heretical gods!
* immediately becomes super-saian mode 1 billion & kills all the Ninja Pirates *
* dies *

2013-03-06 [Nekko fox]: *instigates a dramatic slow-clap*

2013-03-06 [Schlachter]: * is resurrected by the gods to bear the cross *

2013-03-06 [Nekko fox]: Quit mauling that cross Schlachter-bear! It didn't deserve that bearing!

2013-03-06 [Schlachter]: I refused to be demeaned as a Care-Bear!!!
3...2...1... JESUS CAREBEAR STARE!!!
* crosses shoot out from every direction *

2015-12-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: Revived

2016-11-23 [zoloftzantac]: the re-rebirth

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