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2007-06-19 [Midori]: Okay, is, legal? I hope I did this right...

2007-06-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: yeah, its all good

2007-06-26 [ninja penguin]: Ahhh! thank god!!

2007-06-30 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Is this one alright?

2007-07-01 [Midori]: Yeah, I see nothing wrong with it at all.

2007-07-01 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Alright then, thanks. =D

2007-07-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: hahaha funny funny funny

2007-07-04 [kittykittykitty]: That duck joke it very cute ^-^ Thanks for making the new page [Midori]. As long as you don't go crazy deleting comments or adding a password to the page it's absolutely fine ;)

2007-07-04 [Wild Zubat Appeared]: =]

2007-07-04 [Midori]: Bah, i'm not that mean. *eats a bunny*

2007-07-14 [-------]: I wasn't sure that my joke would fit in the Q & A joke department, so I put it here =]

2007-07-16 [ninja penguin]: I know the answer to your joke!!!!

2007-07-16 [Blinded Seraphim]: what is it then???

2007-07-16 [ninja penguin]: I"m so smart, but I'm not going to give it away for everyone one else!

2007-07-16 [Blinded Seraphim]: Mean!

2007-07-16 [-------]: I didn't even get the joke at first lol... I felt stupid.

2007-07-16 [Midori]: Brown!!!! Like me..duh der der der XD

2007-07-16 [-------]: I have brown eyes too :D

2007-07-16 [Midori]: Cause we're just cool like that. XD

2007-07-16 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol so it's supposed to be the color of your eyes? that joke confuses me lol. =D

2007-07-16 [Midori]: Yeah, you the driver. The numbers are supposed to get you off track.

2007-07-16 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh...I feel stupid now -_-'

2007-07-17 [-------]: Yeah, you're supposed to feel that way.

2007-07-17 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol well it worked. =D

2007-07-17 [-------]: Ohh yayness, I found another joke :P I think I shall save it for later...

2007-07-18 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol maybe I might get the next one.. XD

2007-07-21 [-------]: Btw, a super senior is a person taking the 12th grade for the second time. Knowing that is what makes the joke funny, you see =]

2007-07-21 [Mommie 2 Be♥]: Lol yeah.

2007-11-28 [shinobi14]: Alright... this isn't aimed at anyone in particular... But i think i may be holding a bad jokes contest! How would actually be interested in competing in that? =]

2007-11-30 [Dawg]: Sure you weren't aiming it at anyone, you also were'nt looking at me when you said it. (sarcasm)

2007-11-30 [shinobi14]: Ad, i can tell when you are being sarcastic (most of the time, admittedly), without you putting "sarcasm".

2007-12-04 [Dawg]: Well you never really can tell what someone means in type.

2007-12-10 [shinobi14]: Damn... thats quite a long joke. ;)

2007-12-10 [April Jane]: Sorry about my joke. its a lot funny when someone is telling it to you, cause afterward you can beat them up for wasting your time. :D thats what I did to the guy who told me.

2007-12-17 [kittykittykitty]: Yes! XD One of those! Somehow I always end up hearing the whole duration of those!

2007-12-18 [shinobi14]: I apologise, [Strawboy]. This joke has already been featured in Story Jokes, submitted by [FireGypsy]. This joke will be deleted, but feel free to enter another one! ^___^

2007-12-22 [shinobi14]: Thank you!! ^___^

2008-01-27 [shinobi14]: DAMN!! That one was hilarious! XD

2008-01-27 [Heart of a Lover]: which one?

2008-01-27 [shinobi14]: The newest one. XD

2008-01-27 [Heart of a Lover]: Oh that one I added? I actually heard it from a state trooper, thought it was worth repeating on here

2008-01-30 [shinobi14]: Definitely! Thanks a lot. XD

2008-01-30 [Heart of a Lover]: No problem

2008-04-20 [shinobi14]: [Deg]: Joke has already been used at the bottom of Story Jokes, submitted by [Bookwyrm]. Feel free to submit another joke. - Elfpack Jokes Crew

2008-04-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: awww gutted xD

2008-04-20 [shinobi14]: I know. >.< But it happens. I won't have repeated jokes. >.<

2008-04-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: then why do you let david keep coming back?


2008-04-20 [shinobi14]: Ohhhh... he'll beat you for that.

And me. But not for that. I'll beat you for calling me and David gay and that nobody likes us. >.<

2008-04-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD ahaha.. you know i was kidding.. i love you both ^^

2008-04-20 [shinobi14]: Yes. ^-^

2008-04-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: goood ^^ *tackle hugs then runs away*

2008-04-20 [shinobi14]: ...

Yeah, you better run!!

2008-04-20 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: *is running*

2008-04-21 [shinobi14]: Haha... Nice one, [Deg]. =]

2008-04-21 [Deg]: ^__^ Thanks!

2008-05-10 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: xD that new ones quite good

2008-05-10 [Porn★Mentality]: hehe.

2008-05-10 [Deg]: Heh...I agree.

2008-05-26 [shinobi14]: Okay, [Deg]. That joke is too big. It won't fit onto Mainstuff.

But I LOVE your joke. =D It's fantastic! Well done!!

2008-05-26 [Deg]: *nods* ha, I figured it was kinda big...*shrugs* I wanted to post it anyways

2008-05-26 [shinobi14]: I'm glad you did. ^___^

2008-05-26 [Deg]: I just want to get onto mainstuff so badly <img:img/mood/5_1116340147.jpg> gotta keep trying

2008-05-27 [shinobi14]: Keep trying! I just checked out your house, and the picture at the top made me laugh! ^__^ Too bad it isn't your own work. >.<

As I say, stay at it, and I promise you will get entered. =]

2008-05-27 [Deg]: ^_^ Hah, yeh, I thought it was pretty good...even though it was not mine *nods*

^_^ I surely will keepy trying.

2008-05-28 [shinobi14]: Glad to hear it!

2008-05-28 [Deg]: ^_^

2008-05-28 [shinobi14]: Now that is what I'm talking about. =]

2008-05-28 [Mr. Oogie Boogie]: that new one is good xD

2008-05-28 [Deg]: ^^ yeah haha

2008-05-29 [shinobi14]: *lightly chuckles at Nevi's joke* =]

2008-05-29 [nevan]: It took me half an hour to think that up @_@;; I'm glad it's funny, I was unsure >_>;

2008-05-29 [shinobi14]: You made it up?!?!

2008-05-29 [nevan]: Yus!

2008-05-29 [shinobi14]: Here you go! ^__^ Well done. Might not get you onto Mainstuff, but at least you get something. =]

2008-05-29 [nevan]: x3 Yay!

2009-03-20 [Andy8178]: That last one was rich! haha

2009-06-16 [Andy8178]: The hedgehog joke sucked.

2009-06-19 [Onyi]: some one say something about my jokes............

2009-06-19 [Andy8178]: The marine one was hilarious

2009-06-20 [Onyi]: tnx............

2009-06-23 [Kariento]: thanks a bunch ;)
I was just a tad bored :P

2009-07-06 [German Navy Seal]: how do u submit a joke .. im new 2 elfpack

2009-07-09 [Andy8178]: You didn't finish the joke?

2009-07-09 [Deg]: lol the last joke seems like it would be good but it's not done

2009-07-09 [Onyi]: Sorry all, i'll complete it wen i get a computer, i'm currently on mobile

2009-07-09 [Onyi]: lolz.........
i thought no body was ever seeing my jokes

2009-07-13 [shinobi14]: I've seen them. And I like them. Some aren't suitable for Mainstuff, but are still funny. Well done, you're on Mainstuff! ^___^

2009-07-14 [Andy8178]: omg those last 3 jokes are hilarious!!!

2009-07-15 [shinobi14]: Ah ahah! XD Nice ones, I like them all. ^___^ Well done.

2009-07-15 [Neurotic Obsession]: So.. am I funny now? *puppy eyes*

2009-07-15 [shinobi14]: Wow. Quick response. And yeah, it was funny. =]

2009-07-15 [Neurotic Obsession]: Skillz! *Does a dance*
Also, I'm known for my quick responses..

2009-07-15 [shinobi14]: Excellent. ^___^

2009-12-02 [German Navy Seal]: ok i submitted my joke so let the comments roll!!! <3

2009-12-04 [shinobi14]: Indeed. =]

Come on, peeps. With the festive season here, this opens a crate full of jokes that you can only really use now! Post post!

2009-12-18 [Deg]: Yikes. haha, I have a "holiday" one, buuut dunno if it's suitable. Eh, might as well try.

2010-02-23 [ForeverRockin]: lol is about all i can say: ya gotta read the purina joke...

2010-02-23 [German Navy Seal]: u kno u enjoyed my joke =P

2010-06-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: It won't let me edit this....someone's using it atm XD

2010-06-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: nvm :D

2011-04-15 [kittykittykitty]: Haha, the "your eyes look glazed" line made me laugh :D

2011-04-15 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I said that to a cop once >>

2011-06-17 [雛労 チャン]:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'l...l be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, PRINCESS!

2011-10-13 [Stephen]: xDD

That'd made me laugh.

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