2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: oh yeah me

2005-10-25 [I kissed the sun and burnt my lips]: lol right ok

2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: mammal sais happy birthday and u win absolutely nothing

2005-10-25 [nbh]: Happy Birthday, baby girl 420.... MAMMMAL!!!

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: yea

2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: i hate mammals

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: its not my birthday hahahaha

2005-10-25 [nbh]: you hate yourself?

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: i lyke mammals

2005-10-25 [nbh]: wow, girl.

2005-10-25 [I kissed the sun and burnt my lips]: me too

2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: i used to like them but then one called a goat bit my shirt the little shit

2005-10-25 [nbh]: go mammal, go mammal...

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: that sux poor shirt

2005-10-25 [nbh]: mammal???

2005-10-25 [I kissed the sun and burnt my lips]: lol unlucky

2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: shit is stinky but it is natures way of saying ahh that feels better

2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that feels better j/k

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: yea

2005-10-25 [nbh]: the goat ate your shirt???

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: i feel sorry for tha shirt stupid goat

2005-10-25 [I kissed the sun and burnt my lips]: ....hmmmmm

2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: im bored la la la la la la la la

2005-10-25 [I kissed the sun and burnt my lips]: yea was it a nice shirt?

2005-10-25 [nbh]: funny gish. I mustve had too much of something, I'm really laughable!

2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: doo dee doo dee doo dee doo

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: no ur just crazy hahahaha

2005-10-25 [nbh]: were not crazy! your crazy! Gish, back me up! Slipknot sucks!!

2005-10-25 [Maggot4life]: gotta go seeya nathan dad needs phone im outta this kangaroo

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: i kno im crazy

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: he left tha kangaroo poor purple kangaroo

2005-10-25 [nbh]: fine, mammal...

2005-10-25 [nbh]: no, he's pretty tall, like 6 feet tall, and the kangaroo prolly feels better.

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: ha mammal

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: o ok then

2005-10-25 [nbh]: none of us are crazy!! were just misunderstood.

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: 6 whole feet is he crazy hahahaha

2005-10-25 [nbh]: mammal is a funny word.

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: very misunderstood

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: yea mammal hahahaha

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: hmmmmmmmmmm lalalalalalala

2005-10-25 [nbh]: mammal. MAMMAMMAMAMAMMAMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. funnys shit. *gasp* I said a bad word!!

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: ooo no im gonna tell ur daddy on u

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: ha mammal

2005-10-25 [nbh]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

2005-10-25 [nbh]: *cough* mammal... *cough*

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: ahhhhhhhh my foots asleep stupid mammal

2005-10-25 [nbh]: I'm not stupid!! I'm gonna leave now. *sniff*

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: nooooooooo i said my foot was not u duh

2005-10-25 [nbh]: I don't care. You really hurt my feelings. Later. I hate you all. cept you, your cool.

2005-10-25 [nbh]: gotta go. THE WORLD SUCKS...

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: thats not very nice

2005-10-25 [nbh]: neither are you... JK

2005-10-25 [baby_gurl_420]: im gonna cry now *sighs*

2005-10-26 [nbh]: go ahead, see if I care. (jk)

2005-10-26 [nbh]: I'm all alone now... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2005-10-27 [jade !]: no your not ^_^

2005-10-27 [Maggot4life]: mammal mammal

2005-10-27 [Maggot4life]: mammal mammal mammal mammal mammal

2005-10-27 [-the wilted bouquet-]: Raindeer

2005-10-28 [jade !]: what the beaver???

2005-10-28 [-the wilted bouquet-]: I don't cow

2005-10-28 [JordoN]: hey all add jordonc2005@hotmail.com

2005-10-31 [nbh]: who? what?

2005-11-02 [zanders]: poo!!! poo pooo poooo pooooo poooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-02 [shut up]: HELLO!!! *echo* NOOOOOOOOOOO i am all alone now

2005-11-02 [shut up]: anybody here

2005-11-02 [shut up]: guess not well bye

2005-11-03 [zanders]: kids and grown ups love it so, the happy world of haribo!!!

2005-11-06 [**black lace on sweat**]: oooooooooooooooooo random page!

2005-11-06 [Jester]: SECRET PAGE! And keep it secret!

2005-11-08 [zanders]: YES! KEEP IT SECRET!!!

2005-11-10 [CrazyFusion]: Seems i've found ur SECRET PAGE. I can keep a secret! "Shhhh!" Right?

2005-11-10 [-the wilted bouquet-]: you'd better..or else they'll send their penguin hitman to kill us all *looks around in fear*

2005-11-11 [lost rocker]: duck or else

2005-11-11 [Jester]: *SCREAMS* *DUCKS* BASHES HEAD ON DESK* *DIES*

2005-11-12 [shut up]: is any1 here

2005-11-12 [Jester]: me! Im here!

2005-11-12 [Wiebe]: hey fag

2005-11-12 [Jester]: Hey! :-D

2005-11-15 [lost rocker]: i thought you were died

2005-11-19 [Jester]: me never die! me immortal!

2005-11-19 [shut up]: is any1 here

2005-11-20 [nbh]: yes

2005-11-22 [Kimisha Georgy]: Hey Sup!!!! Me Love 99

2005-11-24 [skatr_marz]: does any one skate????

2005-11-25 [~*~chemical Jodie~*~]: hahahaha. erm........ yea. someone help me im stuck in graphics with chav music on! my worst nightmare!

2005-11-30 [.+*These Fallen Stars*+.]: Buahaha. I foundddd ittttttt *jumps up and down* I WIN!

2005-12-01 [-the wilted bouquet-]: *shakes fist at these fallen stars* shoosh..they're watching

2005-12-04 [nbh]: Your all fuckin wierdos.

2005-12-05 [Jester]: your the wierdo. And dont swear. Its not big and clever, anyone can do it.

2005-12-07 [zanders]: even me

2005-12-07 [Jester]: Yes even Zander! And we all know he's not capable of very clever stuff....

2005-12-07 [WYSIWYG]: if you knew that in 6 months the world would end and nobody would be left alive, how would you spend those 6 months?

2005-12-07 [Jester]: Masturbating

2005-12-08 [-the wilted bouquet-]: trying to figure out how long 6 months is? ...followed by mastrubating

2005-12-10 [Dark Lord]: go yermom ne1 wanna mess w/ him then skrew u!

2005-12-10 [Dark Lord]: u guys are weirdos!

2005-12-11 [nbh]: So are you! What kinda name is Dark Lord?

2005-12-11 [Dark Lord]: shut up ur mom!

2005-12-11 [nbh]: what about your mom?

2005-12-11 [Dark Lord]: u ass

2005-12-11 [-the wilted bouquet-]: -.- ...

2005-12-11 [nbh]: Watch the fuckin language, jerkoff.

2005-12-11 [Dark Lord]: i wouldn't be talkin u ...............

2005-12-11 [nbh]: Are you still talking??????

2005-12-11 [WYSIWYG]: IM CONFUSED!

2005-12-14 [Jester]: Dont worry my child, just stay here at good old kang.gif. This is where the cool kids hang!

2005-12-14 [zanders]: yeah! cool kids hang out!... oh, ill be leavin then!

2005-12-14 [Jester]: And me... Damn I just accidently banished myself...

2005-12-14 [Dark Lord]: i swear u crazed weirdos!

2005-12-15 [zanders]: i swear alot, its a bad habit of mine... but yes, we are crazed lunatics!!! but if you want to see an even BIGGER lunatic, see [The Dark Lord]! hes crazy! known him for nearly 13 years! now thats one f*cked up dude!

2005-12-15 [Jester]: The dude is mentally ill, no question. Is his computer fixed yet?

2005-12-16 [zanders]: He is isnt he! Absolutley not! I have to get my hardrive back off [The Dark Lord], he said he would 'fix' it. i bet he hasnt even looked at it yet!

2005-12-18 [nbh]: Yeah. [Dark Lord] knocked him off.

2005-12-18 [zanders]: what do you mean 'knocked him off', i know [The Dark Lord] is gay, but i didnt know he had a relationship going!

2005-12-18 [nbh]: No, [Dark Lord] knocked off [The Dark Lord]'s name.

2005-12-20 [zanders]: oh rite! yeah he did! i get it now! (i suppose i should take back that gay comment then...)

2005-12-20 [nbh]: no, that's true too.

2005-12-21 [zanders]: good good, cuz i wasnt going to anyway! (bloody tourists! who do they think they are coming into my shop and demanding food! its not like we're a f*cking resterant *whispers* what?! we are... damn, there goes my philosophy!)

2006-01-04 [HopeBby]: hi

2006-01-05 [Jester]: Zander, you talk so much crap! I mean really! I enjoyed the manhug you gave me today by the way XD

2006-01-05 [zanders]: yes well you would, i know where you live an im gonna steal all your valuables! where would you be without my crap speeches? (how do you spell speeches? that doesnt look right)

2006-01-05 [Jester]: Look it up! Your on the bloody internet!

2006-01-09 [zanders]: shut up!

2006-01-18 [nbh]: hello candygirl0002. Nobody else seems to care.

2006-01-21 [zanders]: i know i dont... (what are we talking about in the first place)

2006-01-22 [Jester]: GAYS

2006-01-24 [shut up]: hey wats up

2006-01-26 [Jester]: hey, nothing is up.

2006-01-26 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: talkin bout gays.....how bout me....im bisexual....is that unacceptable?

2006-01-26 [nbh]: Yes, it is. No offense, but God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

2006-01-27 [Jester]: thats the way I look at it. Burn all gays and jews.

2006-01-29 [nbh]: I'm part Jewish, you genicidal bitch.

2006-01-30 [Jester]: Ok you can live. Just kill the rest.

2006-01-30 [-the wilted bouquet-]: I'm gay..ish

2006-01-30 [Jester]: how can you be gay-ish?

2006-01-30 [nbh]: Sorry, Jester. Anyway, I only have a problem with gays. Lebians are sweet!

2006-01-30 [Jester]: oh yeah we're all in agreement lesbians are great!

2006-01-31 [nbh]: Hellz yeah!

2006-01-31 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: the "Adam and Steve" thing don't count for me... i'm a bisexual GIRL

2006-02-01 [nbh]: right, that is encouraged.

2006-02-02 [Jester]: fine then, god made adam and eve, not anny and eve.

2006-02-02 [nbh]: exactly. I'm one of those "Marriage is between a man and a woman" types.

2006-02-05 [zanders]: can we just say kill them all just to make sure we kill the gays that are lying about theur sexuality? that works for me (did anyone read about the homosexual flamingos in the paper today?)

2006-02-05 [nbh]: yes, and yes.

2006-02-06 [zanders]: good good

2006-02-07 [zoloftzantac]: disgusting *walks out*

2006-02-07 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: Mariage is between a man and a woman....i wouldn't marry a chick....i just like to have fun with em

2006-02-08 [zoloftzantac]: i wouldn't marry a chick either....i just like to have fun with em to

2006-02-10 [WYSIWYG]: hey everyone! long tiem no see, what sup?

2006-02-13 [nbh]: so your gay, zoloftzantac?

2006-02-14 [mr. beefy]: isnt it sad when someone who acts so perfect and makes you feel like shit for the smallest thing gets caught in a web of lies red-handed? alicia you are a hipocryte and as a christian you should be ashamed, sorry to the wiki people but i had to find out...

2006-02-14 [zanders]: okay... everyone please refrain from blurting out their emotions on this wiki. i have enough to deal with already... KILL EM ALL!!!

2006-02-14 [Jester]: METALLICA!!! *Raises the horns to the sky*

2006-02-14 [-the wilted bouquet-]: buuuuuuu! I don't like accoustic metal...Opeth and Stratovarius! now that's music!

2006-02-15 [mr. beefy]: sorry but i'm just a bit surprised she stooped so low... i know she's smarter than that... i couldnt pay someone to write such bs.. noone would come visit me especially during school and a coma?.. please

2006-02-19 [zanders]: wtf are you lot on about? offertorium... now thats an alright band... metallica are still good.opeth rock. now stop talking crap.

2006-02-20 [Jester]: Zander!..... shutup.

2006-02-22 [nbh]: Slipknot! Disturbed!

2006-02-22 [Beyond The Shadows]: Slipknot rocks

2006-02-23 [-the wilted bouquet-]: bleh..curseth tool users!

2006-02-25 [zanders]: Mad Capsule Markets! \m/ ^_^ \m/. Slippy Good! and Machine Head! and DevilDriver!!!

2006-02-26 [nbh]: YES YES YES!

2006-03-18 [Goodbye EP]: 2006-02-08 zoloftzantac: i wouldn't marry a chick either....i just like to have fun with em to   OMG...lol I just caught what that ment. ^_^

2006-04-13 [zoloftzantac]: ;) at last, someone around here who can keep up with me *runs off with [Goodbye EP]'s shoes*

2006-04-13 [Jester]: Helo you big poofs how we toodling?

2006-04-19 [dude08]: was up

2006-04-19 [Jester]: the sky

2006-05-31 [Trusty]: the sky....ummm jester rocks! ;)

2006-05-31 [Jester]: Trusty!!!!!! hello Hayley!

2006-06-28 [Goodbye EP]: 2006-04-13 zoloftzantac: ;) at last, someone around here who can keep up with me *runs off with [Goodbye EP]'s shoes*  Bastard! *grabs them back* (That took a while.)

2006-08-08 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: when ppl veiw my house, just what does it make them think?

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: That you're a stupid art stealer?

2006-11-08 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: I guess i do take art that's not mine, but i didn't steal it. All the art in my house was free stuff.

2006-11-09 [Goodbye EP]: The you should state that. They all belong to a person other than you.

2006-12-03 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: ill do that then

2007-01-18 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: how come no one talks here n e more?

2007-01-19 [Hedda]: Because it's more talk on bored??

2007-02-20 [sxy chava james dee]: any one plz tell me how i can make a pet and make my page look cool pleaseeeee

2007-06-20 [shut up]: HI

2007-06-20 [shut up]: is anybody here

2007-06-20 [shut up]: hello

2007-06-20 [shut up]: HHHEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-20 [Jester]: HI! im here!

2008-06-27 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: Wow...no one has been here for more than a year...WHEE i can do whatever i want without anyone seeing me....even..masterbate...

2008-06-30 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: ...still going... and no one knows it...

2008-11-11 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: ....and going...and going...and going....no one can tell....

2008-11-13 [Jester]: I can! CAUGHT IN THE ACT!

2008-12-19 [A.B.A.]: damn elfpack as a whole is deserted nowadays...

when i first joined it was huge, now theres like a few thousand people max

_> echoes...

2008-12-30 [Hedda]: There were 6000 active members and now it's 1700. I think the main problem is that the new Elfpackers don't get involved in things.

2009-01-06 [A.B.A.]: lol are 90% of em still from battlecreek michigan?

seriously, it's creepy, every other person is from that city O_o

2009-01-11 [Hedda]: They aren't that many from there. It just seems so as they log in at the same time, I guess. But yes: Some towns tend to have many members and most towns don't have any. Grand Rapids in Michigan is as big as Battle Creek.

Carrollton in Texas visit Elfpack more than GR and BC though. New York has as many visitors as Battle Creek despite being a little bigger... Entire Netherlands has the same amount of visitors too.

Columbus in Ohio is as big as half a Battle Creek (It's just a Battle?) and Denver in Colorado is a little smaller.

After these centers the visitors are more spread out pretty evenly.

2009-01-11 [Hedda]: Carrollton, Grand Rapids and Battle Creek combined visit Elfpack more than entire Canada.

2009-02-24 [xXxDarkRosexXx]: i just lost the game

2009-04-08 [A.B.A.]: goodbye

2009-06-03 [WYSIWYG]: whhhooooo! first message of june in 09!

2009-06-07 [kittykittykitty]: Hurray for you!

2011-07-06 [Stephen]: Hey, I live in Michigan. :)

2011-08-27 [Greg Universe]: I lost the game. D: