"Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive." - G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' " - Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)

"There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up." - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

"You ask me why I do not write something....I think one's feelings waste themselves in words, they ought all to be distilled into actions and into actions which bring results." - Florence Nightingale (1820 - 1910), in Cecil Woodham-Smith, Florence Nightingale, 1951

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangerovers.
For thine is the beer. he bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

O Lord, hear my anxious plea


Calculus is killing me


I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'


And probably won't until the day I die.


Please, Lord, help me in this hour


As I take my case to the highest power.


I care not for fame or loot


Just help me find one square root.


And Lord, please let me see


One passing mark in organic chemistry.


Oh such a thing I constantly dread


I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.


Lord, please give me a sign


That you've been listening all the time.


Please lead me out of this constant coma


And give me a shot at my diploma.

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