[Firenze]'s diary
In a relatively grumpy mood at the moment...my sister is 14 today and is having a party and I am home with the flu and maybe glandualar fever, so am feeling pretty rotten...anywa
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has broken his leg.
Paddy says: "My feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get my slippers?"
"No bother" he saids and runs upstairs.
There are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls, your Dad sent me up here to shag yer both."
"Fuck off you liar" they said.
"I'll prove it" says Murphy. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them Pat?"
"Of course, what's the use of fucking one"
For those interested in free online games or for something to do in your spare time check out these links:
http://www.kni
A medieval roleplay type game, where you are a knight, can be good or evil
http://world4.
A werewolf vs vampire roleplay in a similar style to the game above, if you click on this link you will be a vampire.
http://www.hob
http://www.hob
Both are hobowars but the second one is a little newer and is not as hard as the first
*waits for the messages to roll in saying why are you happy ET is down?*
Well I am happy for the sheer fact it is funny watching all the ETers complain ET is down and how evil EP is among other things, it just makes me laugh ^_^
I also think it is even more funny that EP is basically ET but with less rules about what is right and wrong and ETers are like 'OMG ET is down nooooooooooo..
Hey All
I am off on holiday as of today (5th August) and won't be back until 2 weeks time, just thought you should know.
Laters
Kelly
Everyone who is on my msn or yahoo from here, can you f***ing quit bitching to me about the people I go out with as it is none of your f***ing business. If I go out with a person, I like them end of story and I don't give two flying f***s what you think of them! It just gets so old when you keep going on and on saying I should dump someone and then go out with whoever you reccommend it is just bloody pathetic. SO STAY OUT OF MY LOVE LIFE DAMNIT!
Written about Sunday 2006-06-18
Written: (6531 days ago)
Torn in Two
Cut in half on a table,
It lays there beating no more,
A lifeless muscle spilt in two,
As one love is lost,
And another is found.
Everytime the heart feels a loved ones presence,
The butcher carves another slice into it,
Everytime the heart feels pain,
The butcher cuts another peice off it,
It bleeds and bleeds but no one cares.
To the butcher the heart is just an organ,
It is not a thing of beauty, passion and love,
It is just meat and muscle,
Lub dub, lub dub, lub dub,
Is that all it is for? The beat?
It feels love for one,
But it belongs to another,
It has been cut in two,
But it longs to be whole,
Is love this fickle?
It always hides from the one it loves,
It always hides from the truth,
The butcher makes his cuts from this,
As he always knows the truth,
For he is always in the mind.
Written about Saturday 2006-06-17
Written: (6532 days ago)
*runs around in circles* My hair is blue, my hair is blue, my hair is blue, LMAO...
Yes I am mad enough to dye my entire hair a really dark blue along with a royal blue, teehee! If ye wishes to see my blue hair take the poll that I am about to put up :P
Whee! Going camping for a week! What a boredom festival...I hate camping, would rather stay home...
Anyway I am spending a week in Dorset, England, I just hope it doesn't rain the entire time I am there *grumbles about crap English weather.
Leaving on the 27th May and coming back on the 3rd June...
Written about Sunday 2006-05-07
Written: (6574 days ago)
Hey just to let you all know I am going on Study leave from Heddate sites for a month or so because of my A-Level exams which start for me on the 16th May which is not to far away. So I will need to get my head down into my revision notes so I can pass them this year. I should return to my normal online time by the 7th June as that is when my final exam is and it is chemistry none the less >.<
As for my jobs they have already been covered so there should be no problem there.
I apologize for any problems this may cause but education takes priority.
Laters
Kelly ^_^
PS Only message me if you are totally desperate to get something done but keep the Giffie-Pet orders coming in...
Muhwahahahahah
It is mine :P
Whee! Hey ho all! I am on a high at the moment, as a certain wiki called soundbites becomes more popular and I get the odd message or 2 asking how to upload sounds and record voices. So I am happy about that, any the link to it is below :P
SoundBites
Also if you dislike ASCII Art, then check out anti-ascii, there are people whom probably dislike it more than you, so come and join us, and laugh at the poor souls who put countless of annoying ASCII Art in their house :P
This week has been a bumpy week, there have been good things and there have been bad things but then again everyone has this type of week once maybe 4 times a year...
Bad Points
• I had two pieces of coursework back this week and were due in this week as well so had to blitz them;
• Exam timetables came through;
• Got a load of biology core practicals to write up for biology exam in 2 weeks;
• Dad is off work with a slipped disc and trapped nerve;
• Mum is stressing;
• I am having to take of my family as well as do my school work;
• Find out ex-boyfriend was actually cheating on me;
• Ex-boyfriend finally admits he is cheating on me and dumps me
Good Points
• Done all the coursework and can now focus on revision for exams;
• Am single again;
• Have photo's from my trip to London that I need to upload for all to see;
• Have new photo's of me but need to upload them.
Will be on and off for a while...need to sort life out totally...real life sucks...online life sucks...not much point in living really...but I will fight on as usual *sighs*
Exams coming up...and have a load of bullshit to deal with great...first exam is on the 16th May...fuck...*
Also about my previous diary note, just because I am pissed at someone doesn't mean friends or anyone who reads it can fuck with them. If I hear about people attacking her in messages, you will have me to deal with as this is not your battle! It is my problem so therefore my battle so back off!
Gone for a week...may return, may not, have been hurt badly tonight by the person I love the most...
If he reads this, then he will know that I love him more than my own life and would do anything for him, even give up my own life. But then again I suppose in the current mood he is in he wouldn't care about that *sighs*
As for the bitch who I think caused this, you will never gain my forgiveness nor respect again. You are a serpent that slithers their way into other peoples relationships and ruins them. You are a whore and I hate you with the dearest passion. You're a bloody spiteful bitch, who lies and cheats to get people to like you, you need to learn to keep somethings to yourself or next time it will bite you in the ass so hard you won't know where to fucking turn. Just think yourself lucky that someone does like you and has persuaded me to do something that will cause uproar on this site.