A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.



He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:



"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."



To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

helo agen im bored bored bored bored i aint got ne thing to deo if ne1 has ne ideas let me no coz im a misery guts lol

hey this is me pd well wat is up wid life ill tell u i hate it n i hate myself my mate so called mate (2fast2race) hates me for no apparent reason so i say f*** him coz i aint gonna let it ruin my day oh n james if ur readin this then i wanna tel ya tha i no n tha i canhate u too but ppl think ur jealous dunno wat of