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ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ Mew.... x3

Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.

Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What, me move?

Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2

Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They LIKE the dark.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light's fine as it is.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb?

Im making squirtle :D BEAT THAT

people..seriously...Tell me Pokemon..NOW

Jigglypuff= DEMONIC XD Just..No XD

Epona so didnt work...MORE IDEAS PLEASE

Oh and I haz a sammich

PEOPLE! GIVE ME POKEMON TO TRY AND MAKE OUT OF STICKY TAK!
And Lydie, Ninetails didnt work. :( Tails fell off before I could even get a pic XD

OMG! GUYS! QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yItO3rEH4q8
I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE BRITTANY OR NOT OMG

See Lydie? Ignore other commentary >.>

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j84/JoinMeInALunarSong/EPSC.jpg

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
~Douglas Adams (Dunno about the name britt)

to finish my mood, Lydie, nor did my friend XD I didnt have enough room to type that O.o

Name: Akiyo (White/White world, Last name)  Tora (tiger, First name)
Age: 20
SN: [Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]

Yo peoples! I might not be on alot today. My brother wants to use my computer (Cus his fucked up) to burn like four DVDs and it takes for fucking ever

My friends

1. [YOUR REAL NAME:]
Lauren
2. [YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3/4 letters of real name plus izzle)]
Laurizzle
3. [YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)]
Purple Unicorn
4. [YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)]
McCla
5. [YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)]
Blue Dr.Pepper
6. [YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)]
Acbrenean
7. [YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)]
Susan Noel
8. [YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)]
Black Orion

So I can get it out of my freakin' mood!

Any Thoughts?
POST OR I WILL DO MY BLACK PIMP VOICE IN YOUR DREAM!

In a reply to [Eyes of the Reaper]'s previous diary entry 'the meaning of life'

I think she is mistaken.

The meaning of life, the universe and everything else is
42
Yes you heard me. 42.

Makes even better sense, no?
:) Meaning of life people.
42.
Remember that.

I have an iPhone!!!

Hey peeps. Not sure how often/long I'll be on. I've been helping a friend of my mom's take care of her eight orphaned (The mother died durring the C-section) lab puppies. They have to be bottle fed every 3 hours. There are 8 of them. And I've been the one feeding (Alone) most the time. Then I have to make sure everyone goes pee and/or poo before I put them in the big container for a while then they all go back to their little crates to sleep.

Thought some people might like this :D

SMALL TOWNS

Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this.

Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it
is.

1) You can name everyone you graduated with.

2) You know what 4-H means.

3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the
middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the
party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the
woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)

4) You used to'drag'Main .

5) You whispered the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour.

6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police
officers, because you new which ones
would bust you and which ones
wouldn't.

7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew
how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents
anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money?

8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy
cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back
roads to smoke them.

9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your
buyer dropped off.

10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.

11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by
references. Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anerson's , and
it's four houses left of the track field.

13) The golf course had only 9 holes.

14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.

15) Your car stayed filthy
because of the dirt roads, and you will
never own a dark vehicle for this reason.

16) The town next to you was considered 'trashy' or 'snooty,' but was
actually just like your town.

17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1955 as the 'rich'
people.

18) The people in the 'big city' dressed funny, and then you picked up
the trend 2 years later.

19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the
dairybar.

20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town
or one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.

21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get
stronger.

22) Directions were given using THE stop sign as a reference.

23) When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would
pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.

24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.

25) Your
teachers remembered when they taught your parents.

26) You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.

27) There was no McDonalds.

28) The closest mall was over an hour away.

29) It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding
lawn
mower.

30) You've pee'd in a cornfield.

31) Most people went by a nickname.

32) You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is
true, and you forward it to everyone who may have lived in a small
town.

I would not have wanted to have been raised any other way!!!!

Toughtimes don't last... Tough people do.