[Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]'s diary
WHAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR...
Lotion: Slipery
Rubber: Band
CD: MUSIC!
Bed: Of Roses
Paper: towel
Run: For your life
Candle: FIRE! HOT HOT FIRE!
Mouse pad: *Squeek*
Sweatshirt: Demum is better
Door: Slammed in face
Pictures: Can be funny
Flowers: Are beautiful
Deodorant: Sometimes smells worse than B.O
Pencil: Used to draw with
Radio: 102.7 The Bear (A.K.A the classic rock station I listen to)
Boys: Are idiots
Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep
Pray The Lord My Soul To Keep
If I Die Before I Wake
Pray The Lord My Soul To Take
I went fishing over the weekend with a dude named Dave, my family, great grandpa, and two of my dad's friends. I got a four pound 'Goo' as we call them, and two three pound white and black bass. My mom stole the show with her fish though. She cought a ten pound big mouth bass! She couldnt even haul it into the boat! We had to use the net! Go Mom!!!
XD
Written about Monday 2006-05-08
Written: (6774 days ago)
I find this cute
no reason for this
Just cus I think he's a friggin cool SOAB
Written about Monday 2006-05-01
Written: (6781 days ago)
Really Weird Poem
by~[Box] and [DragonicTunes]
My name is Reno,
I drop a piano,
on Loz's head,
and now he's dead!
My name is Cloud,
I have a sword,
I kill Kadaj,
because I'm bored!
My name is Kadaj,
victory is mine!
I'd kill you now,
but I don't have time!
My name is Kadaj,
I wore a dress,
I know I'm crazy,
my life's a mess!
My name is Yazoo,
I'll kick you in the face,
I'm going to kill you,
you're a discrace!
My name is Aerith,
although I'm dead,
I'm still messing around,
in Cloud's head!
My name is Zack,
you better watch your back!
My name is Rude,
don't break my glasses,
I have an attitude,
and I'll kick your a*****!
My name is Sephiroth,
I have 3 sons,
Kadaj likes to dance,
Loz wears really tight pants,
and Yazoo slaps his head,
because Kadaj's dead!
My name is Loz,
I have a guna,
I shoot yo mom,
bacause I'm dumba!
My name is Cid,
I'm a smoker,
I'll curse at you.....
..stop poking me you motherf*****!!
My name is Cait Sith,
I am controled,
I follow Reeve's orders,
and do what I'm told!
My name is Reeve,
I worked for Shin-Ra,
I control a cat,
I stole Cloud's materia,
so take that!
My name is Yuffie,
I'm scared of Rude,
I broke his glasses,
and now I'm screwed!
My name's Jenova,
Sephiroth's my son,
he fights like crazy,
but not with a gun!
My name is Hojo,
I'm obsessed with science,
and I play a banjo!
and nothing rymes with science!
My name is Rufus,
I'm not a dog,
I threw Kadaj's mom,
and she fell like a log!
my name is Tifa,
me and Cloud are friends,
Well stay that way
no matter how the it ends.
my name is Tseng,
nothing rymes with my name,
right now im bored,
dont worry im sane.
My name is Jenova,
Im a pile of goo,
I got thrown of a buildnig,
WhaHoo!!
my name is Elena
its like the name elen whith "AH"
So take that,
BoYa!!
my name is Berret,
if i had a pet,
geuss what,
i would be a ferret!
My name is Marlene,
I am an orphan,
i am happy,
cuse I ate a muffin!
my name is Denzel,
my favorite food,
is a pretzel!
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Written about Saturday 2006-04-15
Written: (6797 days ago)
Written about Saturday 2006-04-15
Written: (6797 days ago)
Written about Sunday 2006-03-26
Written: (6817 days ago)
