[Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]'s diary
I am now...an offical ABILENE HIGH EAGLE!
Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6676 days ago)
Quotes from POTC Dead man's chest.
"Why is the rum always gone?!"
"Elizabeth!...
"Those clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing and I happen to have no dress in my cabin"
"What about Jack? I cant leave without him!....Neverm
"Dont touch my dirt!"
"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!"
"Where's the thump thump?!"
Four. Months.
Mind you, the thing below is just my classes. Not 100% sure if its in the right order (But I think it is)
My highschool agenda.
(Most of the names I put are last names)
Theater - Freeman
IPC - Dement (Demented)
Algebra 1 - Reece
(lunch at 10:45)(Brunch)
English 1 - Monroe
AG - Richards
Study hall- Luis
World Geo. - Rinard
92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.
Wrong e-mail address
> A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong
e-mail address!
> A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to
thaw out during a
> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the same hotel where
> they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules,
> it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband
> left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down
> the following day.
> The husband checked into the hotel. There was a
computer in his room, so
> he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However,
he accidentally
> left out one letter in her e-mail address, and
without realizing his
> error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in
Houston, a widow had just
> returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a
minister who was called
> home to glory following a heart attack.
> The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting
messages from relatives
> and friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed
> and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on
> the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
>
> To: My Loving Wife
>
> Subject: I've Arrived
>
> Date: October 16, 2004
> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and
> you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived
> and have been checked in. I see that everything
has been prepared for
> your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing
you then!
>
> Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
>
> PS Sure is freaking hot down here!
>
>
>
>
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If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF???
[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[] cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[] spiders and/or other insects
[] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] germs
[] thunder/lightn
[] frogs/toads
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[x] clowns
[x] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] daylight
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] poverty
[] ghosts
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] being blind...
[] being deaf
[] growing up
[] monsters under my bed
[] creepy noises during the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] long words
[] Being kidnapped
Repost saying: "I fear ___ out of 66 things."
I fear 5 out of 66 things....not bad..
Nope
Sheikah
My Entei from Pokemon Lovers United!!
I made this. Ask before you take it
*hugs him and sobs* NOO!!
Awwwww.....
(Drawn by [Tyrant Calhoun] you take him you DIE!)
Are you glad I dont type like this with a normal keyboard?
Random. \m/
Me, my mom, my brother, marcella (Thats what my mom named the fish) and Dave (Click to enlarge)
Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's an abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just...
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
.::If you're against abortion, repost this::.
ATTENTION! I GOT A NEW HAIRCUT THAT I LOVE!
(Click to enlarge)
its been one year since my grandfather died (June 26 2005)
You entered: 2/5/1992
Your date of conception was on or about 15 May 1991 which was a Wednesday.
You were born on a Wednesday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 1.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2448657.5.
The golden number for 1992 is 17.
The epact number for 1992 is 25.
The year 1992 was a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/4/1992 and ending 1/22/1993.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 19 April 1992.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 26 April 1992.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 4 March 1992.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 7 June 1992.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 14 June 1992.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Monday, 28 September 1992.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Saturday, 18 April 1992.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 3 March 1992.
As of 7/25/2006 1:07:41 PM EDT
You are 14 years old.
You are 173 months old.
You are 755 weeks old.
You are 5,284 days old.
You are 126,829 hours old.
You are 7,609,747 minutes old.
You are 456,584,861 seconds old.
Celebrities who share your birthday:
Jeremy Sumpter (1989) Jennifer Jason Leigh (1962) Christopher Guest (1948)
Barbara Hershey (1948) Roger Staubach (1942) H.R. Giger (1940)
Alex Harvey (1935) Henry 'Hank' Aaron (1934) Andrew Greeley (1928)
Red Buttons (1919) William Burroughs (1914) Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr. (1900)
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 2.068101761252
There are 195 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 15 candles.
Those 15 candles produce 15 BTUs,
or 3,780 calories of heat (that's only 3.7800 food Calories!) .
You can boil 1.71 US ounces of water with that many candles.
In 1992 there were approximately 4.1 million births in the US.
In 1992 the US population was approximately 248,709,873 people, 70.3 persons per square mile.
In 1992 in the US there were 2,362,000 marriages (9.2%) and 1,215,000 divorces (4.8%)
In 1992 in the US there were approximately 2,148,000 deaths (8.6 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
In 1992 the population of Australia was approximately 17,581,284.
In 1992 there were approximately 264,151 births in Australia.
In 1992 in Australia there were approximately 114,752 marriages and 45,729 divorces.
In 1992 in Australia there were approximately 123,660 deaths.
Your birthstone is Amethyst http://www.pau
The Mystical properties of Amethyst
Amethyst is used to increase spiritually
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone
Your birth tree is
Poplar, the Uncertainty
Looks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.
There are 153 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 166 days till Orthodox Christmas!
The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.
Awww...
Here's the scoop... This morning, my family and I (And a friend) went to the lake. It was 4:00AM. I'm tired as hell. We cought over 140 fish the we kept and I'm sunburned like hell. My face, forearms, and right kneww, are beat red...