[Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2006-08-23
Written: (6667 days ago)

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism

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Written about Sunday 2006-08-20
Written: (6669 days ago)

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Kickass jedi lady from a game my bro plays. She is blind and sees with the force

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Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6670 days ago)

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80984  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6670 days ago)
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Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6671 days ago)

The Verve Pipe

The Freshman Lyrics


When I was young I knew everything
She a punk who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt stricken,
Sobbing with my head on the floor
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

My best friend took a week's
Vacation to forget her
His girl took a weeks's worth of
Valium and slept
And now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his
Head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really
Wept he says

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

hey yeah
hey yeah
hey yeah

We've tried to wash our hands of all this
We never talk of our lacking relationships
And how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our
Heads on the floor
We fell through the ice when we tried not to
Slip, we'd say

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
And I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen
We were merely freshmen

80592  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-08-15
Written: (6674 days ago)

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I am now...an offical ABILENE HIGH EAGLE!

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Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6676 days ago)
Next in thread: 80509

Quotes from POTC Dead man's chest.

"Why is the rum always gone?!"

"Elizabeth!....Hide the rum..."

"Those clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing and I happen to have no dress in my cabin"

"What about Jack? I cant leave without him!....Nevermind lets go!"

"Dont touch my dirt!"

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!"

"Where's the thump thump?!"

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Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6676 days ago)

Four. Months.

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Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6676 days ago)

Mind you, the thing below is just my classes. Not 100% sure if its in the right order (But I think it is)

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Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6676 days ago)

My highschool agenda.

(Most of the names I put are last names)
Theater - Freeman
IPC - Dement (Demented)
Algebra 1 - Reece
(lunch at 10:45)(Brunch)
English 1 - Monroe
AG - Richards
Study hall- Luis
World Geo. - Rinard

80307  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-08-13
Written: (6677 days ago)

92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.

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Written about Wednesday 2006-08-09
Written: (6681 days ago)

Wrong e-mail address



> A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong
e-mail address!

> A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to
thaw out during a
> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the same hotel where
> they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules,
> it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband
> left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down
> the following day.

> The husband checked into the hotel. There was a
computer in his room, so
> he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However,
he accidentally
> left out one letter in her e-mail address, and
without realizing his
> error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in
Houston, a widow had just
> returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a
minister who was called
> home to glory following a heart attack.
> The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting
messages from relatives
> and friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed
> and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on
> the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
>
> To: My Loving Wife
>
> Subject: I've Arrived
>
> Date: October 16, 2004

> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and
> you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived
> and have been checked in. I see that everything
has been prepared for
> your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing
you then!
>
> Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
>
> PS Sure is freaking hot down here!
>
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------

79186  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-08-02
Written: (6687 days ago)

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79185  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-08-02
Written: (6687 days ago)

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Written about Wednesday 2006-08-02
Written: (6688 days ago)

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Written about Monday 2006-07-31
Written: (6689 days ago)

If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless.



WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF???



[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[] cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[] spiders and/or other insects
[] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] germs
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[x] clowns
[x] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] daylight
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] poverty
[] ghosts
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] being blind...
[] being deaf
[] growing up
[] monsters under my bed
[] creepy noises during the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] long words
[] Being kidnapped
Repost saying: "I fear ___ out of 66 things."


I fear 5 out of 66 things....not bad..

78697  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-07-30
Written: (6690 days ago)

Nope

78691  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-07-30
Written: (6690 days ago)

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Sheikah

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My Entei from Pokemon Lovers United!!

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I made this. Ask before you take it


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*hugs him and sobs* NOO!!
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Awwwww.....
(Drawn by [Tyrant Calhoun] you take him you DIE!)


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Are you glad I dont type like this with a normal keyboard?


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78235  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-07-27
Written: (6693 days ago)

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Random. \m/

78234  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-07-27
Written: (6693 days ago)

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Me, my mom, my brother, marcella (Thats what my mom named the fish) and Dave (Click to enlarge)

 The logged in version 

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