[Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2008-03-09
Written: (5904 days ago)

The best advice I ever got
Was don't be somebody [you're not]
And it's hard to measure up
But I thank God enough
We're all the same on the inside
But we're always up agaisnt everybody's [outside]
And it's hard to live up to strangers
... Beautiful girl ...
Some people always finish last

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Written about Friday 2008-03-07
Written: (5906 days ago)

Reading Eclipse. :)

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Written about Thursday 2008-03-06
Written: (5907 days ago)

Mothmen and the Faeries from Mars?
They're in the closet.

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Written about Friday 2008-02-29
Written: (5913 days ago)

I feel like crap.....seriously

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Written about Thursday 2008-02-28
Written: (5913 days ago)

Showed/sold Rookie today. I feel sick and tired. Then again I did get the stomach virus on tuesday, didnt eat at all yesterday because I was sleeping, and have only had a few goldfish today.

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Written about Tuesday 2008-02-26
Written: (5915 days ago)

Going to San Angelo to show my pigs! Gotta sell them too T_T but oh well. its all good! Wont be on much I dont think

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Written about Monday 2008-02-18
Written: (5924 days ago)

In fear I hurried this way and that. I had the taste of [Blood and Chocolate] in my mouth, the one as hateful as the other.


-Steppenwolf
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Written about Saturday 2008-02-16
Written: (5926 days ago)

My friends

1. [YOUR REAL NAME:]
Laura
2. [YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3/4 letters of real name plus izzle)]
Laurizzle
3. [YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)]
Silver Albino Lion
4. [YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)]
Perla
5. [YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)]
Black Fuze
6. [YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)]
Arasrarry
7. [YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)]
Marian Elizabeth
8. [YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)]
Black Yankie

111780  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2008-02-16
Written: (5926 days ago)

1. [YOUR REAL NAME:]
Eryn
2. [YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3/4 letters of real name plus izzle)]
Eryizzle
3. [YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)]
Crimson Wolf
4. [YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)]
Tater
5. [YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)]
Electric Blue Daquery
6. [YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)]
Rtelyntom
7. [YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)]
Dyan David
8. [YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)]
Black Scout

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Written about Sunday 2008-02-10
Written: (5931 days ago)

I'm this girl.

I'm This Girl


I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...


I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...


I'm the girl who holds your hand and plays with it....


I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....


I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...


I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......


I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...


I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...


I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...


I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...


I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...


I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...


I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....


I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...


I'm the girl who will love you unconditionally for the rest of your life...

SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"


DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"


LUCKY BASTARDS: "I have this girl" if you already have her

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Written about Thursday 2008-01-03
Written: (5970 days ago)

HIGH CLASS
[] You have gone tanning.
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[X] love Starbucks.
[] You have been called a brat.
[] You have tons of shoes.
[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[X] You have a laptop.
[] You like shopping.
TOTAL: 3

GOTHIC
[x] Black is one of ur favorite colors.
[] You wear chains.
[X] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at hot topic
[x] You have worn black lipstick.
[X] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
[] You own a pair of Tripp pants
[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
TOTAL: 6
PUNK
[] You can skateboard.
[] You like plaid.
[x] You have Converse.
[] You hate mtv.
[X] You have/had/wanted blue, orange, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[] You think mohawks are cool
[x] You LOVE Music.
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
TOTAL: 4

EMO
[] You have been/are depressed a lot.
[] You have thick-rimmed glasses.
[] You cry easily.
[] You like emo music
[] You've kept a journal/diary.
[] You have written a sad poem.
[x]You have dyed your hair
[] You're sad when you're drunk
TOTAL: 1

GHETTO
[] You like rap.
[x] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
[] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[] You have had a freestyling contest.
[] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[] You've said the N word to a black person and didnt get punched.
[] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
[] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
TOTAL: 1

HARDCORE
[X] You like loud music.
[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[x] You have slip-on shoes.
[] You like NormaL Jean.
[x] People have called you a freak
[] You like to "hardcore" dance or mosh
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 6

PREP
[] You LOVE laguna beach/ The hills
[] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[] You like buying shoes.
[] You shop at Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie
[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[x]You have big sunglasses.
[] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
TOTAL: 1

ATHLETIC
[x] You watch the Superbowl.
[] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[] You collect jerseys.
[] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a team.
[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
[x] you have/are playing a real sport .
[] you judge people by the sports they play
TOTAL: 3

REDNECK
[x] Gone four wheeling.
[x] Went hunting.
[] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike, etc
[x] Like to go fishing.
[x] Eat beef jerky
[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
[x] Ever Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[x (ROCK AND ROLL MAN! XD )]Know who Bocephus is.
TOTAL: 7

Im a fucking red neck biatch XD

110050  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-01-02
Written: (5971 days ago)

What would you do if:
1) [I committed suicide:]
2) [I said I liked you:]
3) [I kissed you:]
4) [I lived next door to you:]
5) [I started smoking:]
6) [I stole something:]
7) [I was hospitalized:]
8) [I ran away from home:]
9) [I got into a fight and you weren't there:]


what do you think of my:
1) [Personality:]
2) [Eyes:]
3) [Face:]
4) [Hair:]
5) [Clothes:]
6) [Mannerisms:]


general stuff:
1) [Who are you?]
2) [Are we friends?]
3) [When and how did we meet?]
4) [How have I affected you?]
5) [What do you think of me?]
6) [What's the fondest memory you have of me?]
7) [How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?]
8) [do you wuv me?]
9) [Have I ever hurt you?]
10) [Would you hug me?]
11) [Would you kiss me?]
12) [Would you make love to me?]
13) [Would you marry me?]
14) [Emotionally, what stands out?]
15) [Do you wish I was cooler?]
16) [On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?]
17) [Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.]
18) [Am I loveable?]
19) [How long have you known me?]
20) [Describe me in one word.]
21) [What was your first impression?]
22) [Do you still think that way about me now?]
23) [What do you think my weakness is?]
24) [Do you think I'll get married?]
25) [What about me makes you happy?]
26) [What about me makes you sad?]
27) [What reminds you of me?]
28) [What's something you would change about me?]
29) [How well do you know me?]
30) [Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?]
31) [Do you think I would kill someone?]
32) [Are we close?]
33) [Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?]

110014  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-01-01
Written: (5972 days ago)

Dear Diary. I feel amazing. I can play Batman on my gitar!!! XDDD Fucking awesome

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Written about Sunday 2007-12-30
Written: (5974 days ago)

[A few words about Friendship]
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit♥

109903  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-12-28
Written: (5975 days ago)

[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, getting weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[X] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and love them...weirdo
[_] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes, when you are telling a story, you forget what you were talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice."
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] you have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (HELLZ YEAH!)
[_] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word um is used many times a day.
[_] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say what and huh a lot.
[_] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

I'm 93% AWESOME.

Originally, it was intended for you to say "I'm _% retarded."

109890  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-12-28
Written: (5976 days ago)

I'm not sorry
if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"

I'm not sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you

I'm not sorry
if I'm not a Playboy Model so I can't act like a porn star for you.

I'm not sorry
if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not tall enough.

I'm not sorry
if my hair is not long enough.

I'm not sorry
I'm not good enough

But most of all...


I'm not sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

107794  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-11-05
Written: (6029 days ago)

MAGIC NUMBER OF THE DAY! 14!!!!!!!!

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Written about Sunday 2007-08-26
Written: (6100 days ago)

I got my first kiss today! Well..Kisses...I got two of them! :D

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Written about Thursday 2007-08-16
Written: (6110 days ago)

Changing this up a bit cus it sooo goes with Texans.


FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
TEXAN FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up


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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.


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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

TEXAN FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team....

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! schwing!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!


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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
TEXAN FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS
TEXAN FRIENDS

103986  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-08-15
Written: (6110 days ago)

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (That one's me)


VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.< /FONT>

LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking.  Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

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