Thought some people might like this :D

SMALL TOWNS

Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this.

Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it
is.

1) You can name everyone you graduated with.

2) You know what 4-H means.

3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the
middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the
party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the
woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)

4) You used to'drag'Main .

5) You whispered the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour.

6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police
officers, because you new which ones
would bust you and which ones
wouldn't.

7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew
how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents
anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money?

8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy
cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back
roads to smoke them.

9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your
buyer dropped off.

10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.

11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by
references. Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anerson's , and
it's four houses left of the track field.

13) The golf course had only 9 holes.

14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.

15) Your car stayed filthy
because of the dirt roads, and you will
never own a dark vehicle for this reason.

16) The town next to you was considered 'trashy' or 'snooty,' but was
actually just like your town.

17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1955 as the 'rich'
people.

18) The people in the 'big city' dressed funny, and then you picked up
the trend 2 years later.

19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the
dairybar.

20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town
or one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.

21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get
stronger.

22) Directions were given using THE stop sign as a reference.

23) When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would
pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.

24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.

25) Your
teachers remembered when they taught your parents.

26) You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.

27) There was no McDonalds.

28) The closest mall was over an hour away.

29) It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding
lawn
mower.

30) You've pee'd in a cornfield.

31) Most people went by a nickname.

32) You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is
true, and you forward it to everyone who may have lived in a small
town.

I would not have wanted to have been raised any other way!!!!

Toughtimes don't last... Tough people do.

I've prolly posted this before but it gives me chills when I read it so I'm posting it again.

A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.

Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.

Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.

He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.

She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.

Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.

He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.

His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.

One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.

She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.

Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.

As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.

She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:

"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."

    To my out of state friends who weren't fortunate enough to be born in Texas .... I sincerely apologize if this happens to be above some of yall's level of education!!! ha-ha
    
    
             U R A Texan
               If . . . .

    1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana,
    Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San
    Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches ,
    Mexia, Waco ,  Amarillo , and Waxahachie.

    2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to
    go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

    3. You've ever had to switch from
    "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

    4. You know that the true value of a parking
    space is not determined by the distance
    to the door, but by the availability of shade.

    5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

    6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

    7. You measure distance in minutes.

    8. Little Smokies are something you
    serve only for special occasions.

    9. You listen to the weather forecast
    before picking out an outfit

    10. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.

    11. Someone you know has used a football
    schedule to plan their wedding date.

    12. You have known someone who has had a
    belt buckle bigger than your fist.

    13. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
    ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

    14. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

    15. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol;
    a Ford F350 4x4 is.

    16. You know everything goes better
    with Ranch dressin'.

    17. You learned how to shoot a gun
    before you learned how to multiply.

    18. You actually understand this and you are
    "fixin' to" send it to your friends.

    19. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have
    ever heard this conversation:  
                 " You wanna coke?" "Yeah."
                 "What kind?"
                 "Dr. Pepper."



HELLZ YEAH BITCHES!

The best advice I ever got
Was don't be somebody [you're not]
And it's hard to measure up
But I thank God enough
We're all the same on the inside
But we're always up agaisnt everybody's [outside]
And it's hard to live up to strangers
... Beautiful girl ...
Some people always finish last

Reading Eclipse. :)

Mothmen and the Faeries from Mars?
They're in the closet.

I feel like crap.....seriously

Showed/sold Rookie today. I feel sick and tired. Then again I did get the stomach virus on tuesday, didnt eat at all yesterday because I was sleeping, and have only had a few goldfish today.

Going to San Angelo to show my pigs! Gotta sell them too T_T but oh well. its all good! Wont be on much I dont think

My friends

1. [YOUR REAL NAME:]
Laura
2. [YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3/4 letters of real name plus izzle)]
Laurizzle
3. [YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)]
Silver Albino Lion
4. [YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)]
Perla
5. [YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)]
Black Fuze
6. [YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)]
Arasrarry
7. [YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)]
Marian Elizabeth
8. [YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)]
Black Yankie

1. [YOUR REAL NAME:]
Eryn
2. [YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3/4 letters of real name plus izzle)]
Eryizzle
3. [YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)]
Crimson Wolf
4. [YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)]
Tater
5. [YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)]
Electric Blue Daquery
6. [YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)]
Rtelyntom
7. [YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)]
Dyan David
8. [YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)]
Black Scout

I'm this girl.

I'm This Girl


I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...


I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...


I'm the girl who holds your hand and plays with it....


I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....


I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...


I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......


I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...


I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...


I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...


I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...


I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...


I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...


I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....


I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...


I'm the girl who will love you unconditionally for the rest of your life...

SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"


DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"


LUCKY BASTARDS: "I have this girl" if you already have her

HIGH CLASS
[] You have gone tanning.
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[X] love Starbucks.
[] You have been called a brat.
[] You have tons of shoes.
[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[X] You have a laptop.
[] You like shopping.
TOTAL: 3

GOTHIC
[x] Black is one of ur favorite colors.
[] You wear chains.
[X] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at hot topic
[x] You have worn black lipstick.
[X] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
[] You own a pair of Tripp pants
[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
TOTAL: 6
PUNK
[] You can skateboard.
[] You like plaid.
[x] You have Converse.
[] You hate mtv.
[X] You have/had/wanted blue, orange, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[] You think mohawks are cool
[x] You LOVE Music.
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
TOTAL: 4

EMO
[] You have been/are depressed a lot.
[] You have thick-rimmed glasses.
[] You cry easily.
[] You like emo music
[] You've kept a journal/diary.
[] You have written a sad poem.
[x]You have dyed your hair
[] You're sad when you're drunk
TOTAL: 1

GHETTO
[] You like rap.
[x] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
[] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[] You have had a freestyling contest.
[] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[] You've said the N word to a black person and didnt get punched.
[] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
[] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
TOTAL: 1

HARDCORE
[X] You like loud music.
[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[x] You have slip-on shoes.
[] You like NormaL Jean.
[x] People have called you a freak
[] You like to "hardcore" dance or mosh
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 6

PREP
[] You LOVE laguna beach/ The hills
[] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[] You like buying shoes.
[] You shop at Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie
[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[x]You have big sunglasses.
[] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
TOTAL: 1

ATHLETIC
[x] You watch the Superbowl.
[] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[] You collect jerseys.
[] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a team.
[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
[x] you have/are playing a real sport .
[] you judge people by the sports they play
TOTAL: 3

REDNECK
[x] Gone four wheeling.
[x] Went hunting.
[] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike, etc
[x] Like to go fishing.
[x] Eat beef jerky
[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
[x] Ever Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[x (ROCK AND ROLL MAN! XD )]Know who Bocephus is.
TOTAL: 7

Im a fucking red neck biatch XD

What would you do if:
1) [I committed suicide:]
2) [I said I liked you:]
3) [I kissed you:]
4) [I lived next door to you:]
5) [I started smoking:]
6) [I stole something:]
7) [I was hospitalized:]
8) [I ran away from home:]
9) [I got into a fight and you weren't there:]


what do you think of my:
1) [Personality:]
2) [Eyes:]
3) [Face:]
4) [Hair:]
5) [Clothes:]
6) [Mannerisms:]


general stuff:
1) [Who are you?]
2) [Are we friends?]
3) [When and how did we meet?]
4) [How have I affected you?]
5) [What do you think of me?]
6) [What's the fondest memory you have of me?]
7) [How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?]
8) [do you wuv me?]
9) [Have I ever hurt you?]
10) [Would you hug me?]
11) [Would you kiss me?]
12) [Would you make love to me?]
13) [Would you marry me?]
14) [Emotionally, what stands out?]
15) [Do you wish I was cooler?]
16) [On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?]
17) [Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.]
18) [Am I loveable?]
19) [How long have you known me?]
20) [Describe me in one word.]
21) [What was your first impression?]
22) [Do you still think that way about me now?]
23) [What do you think my weakness is?]
24) [Do you think I'll get married?]
25) [What about me makes you happy?]
26) [What about me makes you sad?]
27) [What reminds you of me?]
28) [What's something you would change about me?]
29) [How well do you know me?]
30) [Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?]
31) [Do you think I would kill someone?]
32) [Are we close?]
33) [Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?]

Dear Diary. I feel amazing. I can play Batman on my gitar!!! XDDD Fucking awesome

[A few words about Friendship]
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit♥

[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, getting weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[X] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and love them...weirdo
[_] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes, when you are telling a story, you forget what you were talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice."
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] you have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (HELLZ YEAH!)
[_] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word um is used many times a day.
[_] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say what and huh a lot.
[_] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

I'm 93% AWESOME.

Originally, it was intended for you to say "I'm _% retarded."

I'm not sorry
if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"

I'm not sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you

I'm not sorry
if I'm not a Playboy Model so I can't act like a porn star for you.

I'm not sorry
if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not tall enough.

I'm not sorry
if my hair is not long enough.

I'm not sorry
I'm not good enough

But most of all...


I'm not sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

MAGIC NUMBER OF THE DAY! 14!!!!!!!!