FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
MONTANA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MONTANA FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team....
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! schwing!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
MONTANA FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS
MONTANA FRIENDS
Sorry, I couldn't help it! I don't live in Montana, but I know my friends would do this! XD well, most of them..
"Also, I’ll have you know the words heeblduflaba, jwenisism, philangi porno, and peaner are not words I just made up. My friends and I have been using them for years. Yes, we are a strange lot. Heeblduflaba is a swear word, much like dammit. Jwenisism has no defined definition. I guess you could say it is used in the same pretext as the word meep. Philangi porno is exactly as it says. A philangi is the scientific term for finger, so philangi porno would be rubbing the fingers of one hand together with someone else’s fingers. Never do this with your own two hands, as this is considered incest. Last but not least, a peaner is a knee, whereas a wenis is an elbow.
"There, Danielle’s vocabulary lesson for the day. If you think these words are weird, you would not survive sitting at the lunch table with my group. We’d have you gasping for air by the end of the day. I guess you can say, we’re all like Zack . . . mentally unstable because we choose to be, except Jimmy, he’s just the fat bald guy with random outbursts of odd behavior, but we love him anyway!" -Love's Martyr from Fanfiction, quote taken from the author notes of her story "Broken and Twisted"
XD
http://www.fan
Well, Sorry for those who don't want me to go *stares at Randi* but I know what time I leave. Tomorrow, I'll meet them at tomorrow at 10:30. Hopefully, I'll be on in the morning.
Well, you know, after the power outage during burger night, I really didn't think anything worest could happen to my mom (she had to stop, and wait for the power to come on to start burgers again) but, the preppy waitress chick went over, adn gave her two of the tray thingies that the burgers are served on, and she walks away with money behind her back. My mom's tip. She was starting to piss me off. I think she thought she could get anything because she was pretty. She wanted some of mon's salad (everyone loves it, so she makes it every burger night) during the power outage because she was hungry *rolls eyes* well, mom said she wasn't sure if there would be enough for the rest of the burgers if she gave her some, but hse gave her some anyway. I guess she went over and asked for bacon. Of, fuck, she wanted everyone to sing, because there was no music, after about an hour of no lights and music. It was horrible! The people who sung were horrible. Like five minutes, thank god, the lights turned on. (XD I got a line to use in my story! Two, accually.)
Well, and I'm not sure if I'm going to camp, I dunno where I'm supposed to meet these guys....really
Ok, soo....it's been decieded. I'm gunna go to camp. I kept weighing out the odds, and I thought maybe I could meet some friends and have funn (possibly lose some weight, too!) if I went, but I'm still...uncomp
Anyway, so, on wednsday I'm leaving for 7 days, so I won't be on at all....that's gunna be a torture.
Ok, so, my grandma brought up this camp that I could go to. It sounds really good, it sounds really fun, It's only for a week. the only thing I'm kinda...put off at is because it's a christian camp. I don't have any problem with Christians, of course, I don't care what religion you practice, but...Ya know, it'd be embarrassing. I don't own a bible (well, a mormon bible, but that doesn't count), I've never been to church (once, at a mormon place, only because I had a friend from school there. She's really nice, too. I like her, Anyway, that doesn't count either...). I just think it'd be awkward....I don't like to pray outloud, either, I was real reluctant. But...I need to get out, I need to have some fun, I need to try to meet new people, so I think I might go. I need to finallize the desition before wednsday, but I think Ima go....It's from wednsday this week, until wednsday next week, I beleive.... Eh....
well, on more...uh, decieded News, I've started another story, but i think this one will stick! I bought a small note book, and I've jotted down ideas, character bios, things in the book, and I've been getting ideas like crazy. I've revised the first (small) chapter a few times already, and I'm proud of it.
BTW, [Bastet] said she won't be able to get on this weekend, because she gains accesses at the library, and I think she said something was going on there, but I couldn't make it out...the cellphone was all scratchy.
Well, Ima out.
Last night was...wow, busy, to say the least. I was helping out my mom for stake night, and I was running the stairs. Hard, right? Not really. I only had a problem when it came to carryin the stuff up, and carrying the plates down (those things are heavy!) I leanred (pretty quickly) that I needed to keep some water downstairs (where teh kitchen was) since that's where I usually got my break (waiting for the stakes). I also learned that I need to cool myself down aka spray my face with water, otherwise I'd be in a pissy mood. It worked, too. You know, it's weird, I'm not that tired..in my legs. Their a little sore, but nothing I can't handle. I thought I'd be horribly sore. Ah, well *shurg* But, omg, the tips were worth it. I got like fifty bucks doing it. Totally worth the headache I got. NOw I have something like $145...
“Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” -Red Buttons
I'm affriad. I'm affriad to come on this site nwo. Why? Becasue I'm affriad I'm going to get news that I'm going to lose one of by best friends. I'm affriad to answer her message. I dunno what do say.. I really don't. I'm fucking emotionally retarded, and I kick myself because of it. I'm probably going to be away from the computer, or away from this site. Of course, I'll check in, but...I dunno....I really don't.
IT's stupid, that this machine that lets me take a break from reality is causing this much pain. This wonderful peice of metal that lets me meet people like me, that let me know that I'm not the only person like me out there, that someone loves me for who I am, not what I look like. Sure, IT has it's risks, I know that. I sat with my mom and watched "dateline" when they did the internet pretitors. I've gone through the chatts about people online, my mom doesn't like it when she sees me chatting wiht older people, she gets nervous when thier on my list of friends(I never chat with them...). But, No one has chatted with me like the pretitors do, no one asked where I live, I've never given out my phone number. I'm safe...Or so I think, I guess. I'm just a navie person. Don't take this the wrong way....
So...I dunno, are those my thoughts? Part of them. I'm selfcounsious, I hate to talk about what I'm thinking. I'm affriad I'm going to strike someone the wrong way. So, my mouth is shut, most of the time.
I'm on Deviantart more. Maybe Gaia, sometimes.
Ok, yesterday didn't end until....ten this morning. and my day started at 4:30pm, where I got up and went to have dinner.
So, lastnight(thismorning) I wanted to stay awake. So, I tried to keep myself up by seeing if there was dannyphantom yaoi. and there was! night art, too. then, out of the blue, OMG! I found the best(andonly) DP comic I've EVER read! It's called Asylum! IT's put, like, 13 years into the future. IT's still wouderful! I found it and finished it alstngiht, and am currently waiting for a update (IT'LL HAPPEN SOON! SHUT UP!!! ><). I love Asylum!Danny. I wanna draw a small animation thing of him. ^________^
After reading that (and creating a folder for it, looking up any other picture;s Ms. The-Alchemists
Oh, Katie got back yesterday. She's got a new tat, it's really cool. she's in a good mood, too! I like Kate in a goodmood! ^________^
"Im gunna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon. Im gunna name a bunch of them after Transformers. (enter audience laugh) That'd be great! Oh, yeah. Just to be like, 'Optimus Prime, come here for a second, I want to talk to you. Come here, you sit next to Magatron. We're gunna have a little chitchat right here, ok? I am the Cobra comander and I-UUUUUUUUUURR
XD omg.
Sorry, guys, I'll probably won't be on saturday (around noon my time) because of a birthday party, and it's a sleepover,too, I'm sure...I just hope Angelica wasn't shooing lies out of her ass whens he said she had internet. -_-
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This is an RP with me and [Bastet], but in story format. THis isn't even half of what we wrote down, and this took five pages. She told me to type it up, so I did, and I stopped it here. If you'd like, read it.
Old Man Mark died a few days ago. I didn't know him, I've seen him. My dad knew him. He was really sick, but I can't remember from waht. My dad told me, I know. He was showing me pictures of him and a bunch of his friends at a recent camping trip, and old man mark was there, in a wheelchair. He wasn't feeling good, dad said, but I'm sure he was glad to be out there with lots of people instead of being alone. When dad told me, he wanted to give us a ride to somewhere quick, so that he could drink beer with his buddies, to celebrate Old Man Mark's live. It's nice, to know that they'd celebrating instead of mourning. Dad doesn't know how old man mark died, but I'm sure he died in his sleep. That's one of the better ways to go.
I've alwayss wondered what it felt like to die, and waht happens to your subcouncious. What does happen? Do you roam around, unnoticed? No clue. Only one way to find out, right? Ah, but then I wouldn't be able to report it, would i? *laughs*