"LEt's assume for a moment that you are a dishonest man" -Jack Spicer

"Assume away" -Chase Young

XD Sorry, that just gets me everytime!

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_76ywZ6Go8

http://yaoi-lover-2012.deviantart.com/art/Dress-Sven-He-s-Nakkid-O-95217482

YAY! :D DRESS SVEN, he's NUUDEY!

*Snark*

1/2 an hour, in my house, somehow always turnes under 2, 3, or 4 hours.

These are all the states Paranha's are banned (I think) in.
1.
ALABAMA
Controlled under State Code and Permit Program
Piranha or any Serrasalmus spp.

2.
ARIZONA
Arizona Game and Fish Commission Regulations R12-4-406(F).
Piranha, all species of the genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Phygocentrus, Teddyella, Rooseveltiella, and Pygopristis.

3.
ARKANSAS
Controlled under State Code and Permit Program
Prianha - may be possessed for display and educational purposes with a written permit from the Arkansas Game and Fish
4.
CALIFORNIA
California Code of Regulations, title 14, section 671: Illegal to import, transport, or possess live specimens w/o a permit
(D) Family Characidae - Characins
2. All species of the genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Pygocentrus, Taddyella, Rooseveltiella, and Pygopristis (Piranhas)

5.
COLORADO
DNR regulations, Article VII, #012, subsection C, possession

Permits required as aquarium pets
Piranha: Including members of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus

6.
CONNECTICUT
Importation of Fish

26-55-1. Importation, transportation

or liberation of live fish or live fish eggs
The importation or possession of piranha of the subfamily: Serrasalminae, genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Pygocentrus, Teddyella, Roosevetiella, and Pygopristus is prohibited - discretionary permit issued by Commissioner.

7.
FLORIDA Rule 68A-23.008 Florida Administrative Code and Chapter 370.081 Florida Statues
Subfamily Serrasalminae (including Serrasalmus spp., Pygocentrus spp., Pygopristis spp., Rooseveltiella spp.) No permits will be granted for any species of piranha or pirambeba (subfamily Serrasalminae).

8.
GEORGIA
Official Code 27-5
Class Osteichthyes: (A) Order Cypriniformes (Suborder Characoidei): Family Characidae (tetra, piranha): Genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Pygocentrus, Taddyella, Rooseveltiella, Pygopristis (piranhas) -- All species;

9.
HAWAII
Prohibited Animal List - §4-71-6
Family Characidae; Catoprion (all species in genus) Pygocentrus (all species in genus); Piranha, Serrasalminae - Piranha, (all species in subfamily except the species in the following genera: Colossoma, pacu; Metynnis, silver dollar; Myleus, silver dollar; Myloplus, myloplus; and Mylossoma, pacu). Serrasalmo (all species in genus), Serrasalmus (all species in genus).

10.
IDAHO
IDAPA 13.01.10.100.01.c
100. PERMITS, REQUIREMENTS FOR IMPORT, EXPORT, TRANSPORT AND SALE

01. Import, Export, Transport, or Sell Restrictions. No permit shall be required from the Department of Fish and Game to import, export, transport or sell the following: (3-23-94)

c. Ornamental or tropical aquarium fish of varieties commonly accepted for interstate shipment, but not including green sturgeon (Acipenser medirostris), white sturgeon (Acipenser transmontanus), walking catfish (family Claridae), bowfin (Amia calva), gar (family Lepiostidae), piranhas (Serrasalmus sp., Rosseveltiella sp. Pygocentrus sp.), rudd (Scardinus erythropthalmus), Ide (Leuciscus idus), grass carp (Ctenopharyngodon idella), and snakeheads or china fish (Channa sp.). (3-23-94).

11.
KENTUCKY
301 KAR 1:122

Importation, possession; live fish
Section 3. The following live aquatic organisms shall not be imported, sold, possessed in aquaria or otherwise: (1) Sub-family Serrasalminae - piranha, piraya, pirae, or tiger characins.

12.
LOUISIANA
Controlled under State Code and Permit Program
Piranha (except under permit at public facilities)

13.
MAINE
Unrestricted Species List

Title 12 MRSA 7237, and 7377

Regulations Chapter 2.3 and 7.60
Only species appearing on the unrestricted species list may be possessed.

(Piranhas are not on the list, therefore illegal to own).

14.
MASSACHUSETTS
All aquarium trade fish may be kept without a permit except species categorically non-exempt pursuant to 321 CMR 9.01(3), and except that the following species are prohibited without a permit Piranha (Pygocentrus spp. and Serrasalmus spp.)

15.
MISSISSIPPI Permits required for all non-native plants and animals. Piranha are prohibited under separate regulation Piranha and pirambeba all species (Serrasalminiae)
16.
NEVADA
NAC 503.110
Piranhas - all species in the genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Pygocentrus, Teddyella, Rooseveltiella and Pygopristis.

17.
NEW MEXICO
Article VII - Aquatic Wildlife

33-1-102, C.R.S.
Piranha: including members of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus

18.
NEW YORK
Statutory Authority: ECL 1117-03 (6)
 No person shall import, export, own or possess, acquire or dispose of live pirhanna fish (Serrasalmus, Rooseveltiella, or Pyrocentrus) within the state without a license or permit issued at the discretion of the department for scientific, biological, or exhibition purposes.

19.
OKLAHOMA
Amended at 8 Ok Reg 2005, [eff 5-13-91]
Piranha group: Serrasalmus spp., Pygocentrus spp., Rooseveltiella spp., Catoprion spp.

20.
NORTH CAROLINA
Possession of Certain Fishes

15a ncac 10c .0211
It is unlawful to transport, purchase, possess or sell any live individuals of piranha.
21.
SOUTH CAROLINA
SECTION 1. Section 50-13-1630(A) of the 1976 Code
piranha (all members of Serrasalmus, Rooseveltiella, and Pygocentrus genera);

22.
TEXAS
TAC Title 31, Part 2, Chapter 57, SubChapter A.

RULE §57.111
Piranhas and Pirambebas: Family Serrasalmideae, Subfamily: Serrasalminae--all species except pacus of the genus Piaractus.

23.
UTAH
Title 16, Chapter 16-100
Piranha

24.
VIRGINIA
4 VAC 15-30-10 Possession, importation, sale, etc., of wild animals Characidae Pygopristis spp. Piranhas, Pygocentrus spp. Rooseveltiella spp. Serrasalmo spp. Taddyella spp.
25.
WASHINGTON
Appendix C

Deleterious Exotic Wildlife

WAC 232-12-017 and 232-12-01701
Piranha (also pirambeba, caribe, pira, piraya, chupita, rodoleira, palometa) and all species of the genera Serrasalmus, Rooseveltiella, and Pygocentrus

From the "Kanda Yuu Owners Manual":

Problem: He’s being nice, it’s freaking you out.
Solution: There’s definitely something wrong with him, send him back.

"People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs."

FISH WITH HUMAN TEETH! O0O

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3693902/2/The_King_in_White

Omg, I found, like, one of THEEE best Anime around. I've heard such great stuff awhile ago about it...and it's all true! :D It's really great anime. It's called.


*drama music*

The Slayers!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fuqBa8gVGCw

Shower daily?:: Every sunday, and the occational extra shower
Sing in the shower?:: sometimes
Like to sing?:: yeah
Like to dance?:: when i'm with friends
Smoke?:: nah
Drink?:: ...nah...
Cuss?:: like a sailor (Thanks Savan)
Talk to yourself?::of course. Every sane (wo)man should
Believe in yourself?::kinda
Play an instrument?:: YES D<
Go to school?:: yes
Go to college?:: planning on it
Have a job?::Yes! :D
Like your job?:: of course
Want to get married?:: maybe
Want to have kids?:: adopt, most likely
Get along with your parents?::yes.
Get along with your siblings?:: *nods* I guess.
Drive?:: yes! just with a permit, though.l
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: yes
Think your funny?:: I try.
Ever toilet papered someones house?::no! well....no, not someone's house...
Gone garbage can tipping?::nope
What are your parents names?:: Ricarda Owens and Andy Edfelt
Siblings names?:: Katie edfelt
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: so, so
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: 1
Collect anything?:: MANGA MANGA
Ever been in love?:: Yes
In love right now?:: Yes yes i am.
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: black
How does your hair look?:: longish, blond roots, dark brown ends.
Ever had your heartbroken?:: not yet...
Ever broken the law?:: nope
Been arrested?:: nope
Been out of the country?:: nope
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: I've tried!
When was the last time you got drunk?::NEVA!
Do you do drugs?:: No Sir
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: No sir
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: depends, usually off
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: NOOO>....maybe...
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: boxers
Do you like to laugh?:: Yes
Ever had a bloody nose?:: yes
Have you ever caught a fish?:: yes
What was the last thing you ate?:: FRENCH FRIES! :D
What time do you go to bed?:: ...I dunno.
What's your favorite color?:: CRIMSON AND BLACK, BABY!
Do you like to give or recieve?:: ...both?
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: YES! D.GRAY-MAN!
Do you live alone?:: NO! 7 PEOPLE! ><
Do you own a blender?:: Yeah, a crappy one
Do you like the snow?:: Yeah, as long as it isn't too much...
Ever been up a mountain?:: Uhh....YEah.
Ever been rootin'?:: Rootin'? O.o what?
Do you like surprises?:: YES! :D As long as it isn't repeated

Ok, so, I'm not going to say "RIP" or anything, because I didn't know him that well. I'm not even going to say hsi name, because I knwo no one will know who he is. I'm not goign to tell you his (short) past, because I know no one will care.

A boy in my grade got shot in the head on sunday (on accident, I guess it went off). It was just...surprising to me. I hear everyone talk about this kind of stuff, but I always think "Eh, I'm in a small town. It's not going to happen here." But, well, even though I didn't know him well (he was just an aquantence), it is a loss. A very sad one. Personally, I don't think I'll miss anythign. we didn't have anything in common. we never chatted, and we never saw eachother. that same old thing. But, now that I think about it, I am sad. I guess it's just because he isn't going to come back. My mom keeps saying that there was always a safety button on the gun. And taht he should've have had it anyway.

It's very depressing.