[Lord Starscream]'s diary
DylanSven
That afternoon had been nice, so Dylan had taken Sven out to the store. Sven excitedly, and ran around to get things. Dylan sweat dropped as he watched the hyperactive 19-year-old run around, getting things on his list. Sure, it went by quicker, and tired the boy out, but… it looked somewhat ridiculous. But, a tired out Sven at home was good, especially since he was over-enthusias
On the way home, Dylan glanced into a flower shop. In a very nice display, was a large vase was bright sunflowers. Dylan loved sunflowers, and it was very appropriate for this day, but…he sighed. He had spent all the money on food. Damn, if only they didn’t need to eat… he stopped for a moment to look at the sunflower display.
Sven looked up at his companion when he sighed. “Dylaan, what’s wrong??”
“It’s nothing, Sven.”
Sven stared into the flower shop as Dylan started to walk again. The boy saw the beautiful sunflower display and thought of Dylan. He paused (not in his walking), thinking, his finger thoughtfully at his chin. Dy was staring at sunflowers…but they spent all the money they brought on food…. That’s it! Sven knew what Dylan wanted!
It had started to rain minutes after they arrived home. “Just in time.” Dylan chuckled.
“Yeah! It got so cold.” Sven ginned, and put away the cheese and milk. He paused after closing the fridge door. “Oh, shoot! Sven forgot something!” he ran for the door.
“What? What did you forget? Sven, at least take a coat!” But Sven was gone and out of sight. Dylan sighed. What did he forget? He didn’t bring anything with him! The god of luck waited for the 19 year old to return. At first, he wasn’t all too worried. Sven was a big-boy, he could defend himself against anything. But 10 minutes passed, and blond was really getting worried. He still wasn’t back yet? What if something happened?
“What if he got lost…?” Dylan thought out loud. “What if a bounty hunter got him…!” He stood from the love seat and paced about the house. “What if he got sick!” He looked at the door. 5 more minutes later, and he was pulling his coat on. He needed to find Sven. It was pouring buckets now! And Sven had run out without a coat or umbrella. There was a major possibility that he was going to catch a cold.
But, as he opened the door, he stared into the face of the object of his worries.
Sven was soaked, and muddy, and was holding a broken vase from the flower shop, the sunflowers, dirty and pathetic looking, were ruined. One even looked like the thick glossy stem had been ran over.
“Sven! There you are!” Dylan was relieved.
“Sven brought you flowers!!” he said, lifting the vase, which was filled as much as it could. “He knows you wanted them…but…” he bit his lip. “They got…crushed on the way here…”
“God, I’m just glad your ok.” He pulled the soaking teenager into the house, grabbing a soft polar fleece blanket from the couch.
Sven set the damaged flowers and vase on the table. “Sorry Dy.” He said.
“That was very thoughtful of you.” Sven felt the warm blanket wrap around his wet shoulders, and Dylan’s arms wrapped around him with it. He smiled, and looked up at him. “Thank you.”
His smile brightened and widened at that. “Dylan is welcome.”
Dylan chuckled, and knew his mortal was happy. “And Sven is wet.”
The said mortal pouted. “The rain was not nice! Or people in the rain, either. They were so mean, one pushed Sven over, and a taxi ran over a flower!” He felt his God’s breath on his neck, and he shivered.
“Mm, do tell.”
“Dy! Sven is being serious!”
“Yes, Dy knows,” He tickled his sides. “and Dy is being playful.” Sven squealed a bit, and laughed, holding his stomach.
“Eeee! Don’t!” The boy laughed, and tried to tickle his attacker back. Dylan laughed, and stumbled backwards, falling onto the love seat. Sven sat over his laps, grinning down at him. “Heehee! Sven’s ontop!”
“Not for long!” Dylan grinned, and rolled them over. Both panted slightly from laughing and the struggling. It felt a bit hot, even though Sven was still cold from being outside. Sven felt his arms wrap around Dylan’s neck, pulling him down about. He made a pouty face. “If Sven gets sick, he’s going to make Dy sick, too.”
Not really done, I guess.
I wanna see it!
"LEt's assume for a moment that you are a dishonest man" -Jack Spicer
"Assume away" -Chase Young
XD Sorry, that just gets me everytime!
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YAY! :D DRESS SVEN, he's NUUDEY!
*Snark*
1/2 an hour, in my house, somehow always turnes under 2, 3, or 4 hours.
These are all the states Paranha's are banned (I think) in.
1.
ALABAMA
Controlled under State Code and Permit Program
Piranha or any Serrasalmus spp.
2.
ARIZONA
Arizona Game and Fish Commission Regulations R12-4-406(F).
Piranha, all species of the genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Phygocentrus, Teddyella, Rooseveltiella
3.
ARKANSAS
Controlled under State Code and Permit Program
Prianha - may be possessed for display and educational purposes with a written permit from the Arkansas Game and Fish
4.
CALIFORNIA
California Code of Regulations, title 14, section 671: Illegal to import, transport, or possess live specimens w/o a permit
(D) Family Characidae - Characins
2. All species of the genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Pygocentrus, Taddyella, Rooseveltiella
5.
COLORADO
DNR regulations, Article VII, #012, subsection C, possession
Permits required as aquarium pets
Piranha: Including members of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus
6.
CONNECTICUT
Importation of Fish
26-55-1. Importation, transportation
or liberation of live fish or live fish eggs
The importation or possession of piranha of the subfamily: Serrasalminae, genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Pygocentrus, Teddyella, Roosevetiella, and Pygopristus is prohibited - discretionary permit issued by Commissioner.
7.
FLORIDA Rule 68A-23.008 Florida Administrative Code and Chapter 370.081 Florida Statues
Subfamily Serrasalminae (including Serrasalmus spp., Pygocentrus spp., Pygopristis spp., Rooseveltiella spp.) No permits will be granted for any species of piranha or pirambeba (subfamily Serrasalminae).
8.
GEORGIA
Official Code 27-5
Class Osteichthyes: (A) Order Cypriniformes (Suborder Characoidei): Family Characidae (tetra, piranha): Genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Pygocentrus, Taddyella, Rooseveltiella
9.
HAWAII
Prohibited Animal List - §4-71-6
Family Characidae; Catoprion (all species in genus) Pygocentrus (all species in genus); Piranha, Serrasalminae - Piranha, (all species in subfamily except the species in the following genera: Colossoma, pacu; Metynnis, silver dollar; Myleus, silver dollar; Myloplus, myloplus; and Mylossoma, pacu). Serrasalmo (all species in genus), Serrasalmus (all species in genus).
10.
IDAHO
IDAPA 13.01.10.100.0
100. PERMITS, REQUIREMENTS FOR IMPORT, EXPORT, TRANSPORT AND SALE
01. Import, Export, Transport, or Sell Restrictions. No permit shall be required from the Department of Fish and Game to import, export, transport or sell the following: (3-23-94)
c. Ornamental or tropical aquarium fish of varieties commonly accepted for interstate shipment, but not including green sturgeon (Acipenser medirostris), white sturgeon (Acipenser transmontanus), walking catfish (family Claridae), bowfin (Amia calva), gar (family Lepiostidae), piranhas (Serrasalmus sp., Rosseveltiella sp. Pygocentrus sp.), rudd (Scardinus erythropthalmu
11.
KENTUCKY
301 KAR 1:122
Importation, possession; live fish
Section 3. The following live aquatic organisms shall not be imported, sold, possessed in aquaria or otherwise: (1) Sub-family Serrasalminae - piranha, piraya, pirae, or tiger characins.
12.
LOUISIANA
Controlled under State Code and Permit Program
Piranha (except under permit at public facilities)
13.
MAINE
Unrestricted Species List
Title 12 MRSA 7237, and 7377
Regulations Chapter 2.3 and 7.60
Only species appearing on the unrestricted species list may be possessed.
(Piranhas are not on the list, therefore illegal to own).
14.
MASSACHUSETTS
All aquarium trade fish may be kept without a permit except species categorically non-exempt pursuant to 321 CMR 9.01(3), and except that the following species are prohibited without a permit Piranha (Pygocentrus spp. and Serrasalmus spp.)
15.
MISSISSIPPI Permits required for all non-native plants and animals. Piranha are prohibited under separate regulation Piranha and pirambeba all species (Serrasalminiae)
16.
NEVADA
NAC 503.110
Piranhas - all species in the genera Serrasalmus, Serrasalmo, Pygocentrus, Teddyella, Rooseveltiella and Pygopristis.
17.
NEW MEXICO
Article VII - Aquatic Wildlife
33-1-102, C.R.S.
Piranha: including members of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus
18.
NEW YORK
Statutory Authority: ECL 1117-03 (6)
No person shall import, export, own or possess, acquire or dispose of live pirhanna fish (Serrasalmus, Rooseveltiella
19.
OKLAHOMA
Amended at 8 Ok Reg 2005, [eff 5-13-91]
Piranha group: Serrasalmus spp., Pygocentrus spp., Rooseveltiella spp., Catoprion spp.
20.
NORTH CAROLINA
Possession of Certain Fishes
15a ncac 10c .0211
It is unlawful to transport, purchase, possess or sell any live individuals of piranha.
21.
SOUTH CAROLINA
SECTION 1. Section 50-13-1630(A) of the 1976 Code
piranha (all members of Serrasalmus, Rooseveltiella
22.
TEXAS
TAC Title 31, Part 2, Chapter 57, SubChapter A.
RULE §57.111
Piranhas and Pirambebas: Family Serrasalmideae
23.
UTAH
Title 16, Chapter 16-100
Piranha
24.
VIRGINIA
4 VAC 15-30-10 Possession, importation, sale, etc., of wild animals Characidae Pygopristis spp. Piranhas, Pygocentrus spp. Rooseveltiella spp. Serrasalmo spp. Taddyella spp.
25.
WASHINGTON
Appendix C
Deleterious Exotic Wildlife
WAC 232-12-017 and 232-12-01701
Piranha (also pirambeba, caribe, pira, piraya, chupita, rodoleira, palometa) and all species of the genera Serrasalmus, Rooseveltiella
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