[Lord Starscream]'s diary
Kiba winced as he remembered an incident when he was in seventh grade and had been invited to a male classmate’s house to ‘explore the wondrous world of men’. They’d all settled down in the guy’s living room sitting in front of the huge, theater screen television installed with the recent breakthrough in sonic sound. The guy’s parents had gone overseas for some errand or other and wouldn’t walk in on them, so even the timing was perfect. His classmate had popped in a tape with a bright red label and Kiba heard a woman’s high pitch moan as, in front of his eyes, jiggled a pair of biggest tits he’d ever seen. Especially on the wide screen – their sizes surpassed the basketballs Kiba practiced with.
While his male classmates writhed on the floor – all far-gone by the mind-blowing, expressive porn film flashing in front of their eyes and the sensual sounds echoing in their ears – Kiba confusedly blinked in indifference. A whole five minutes ticked by with no bodily reactions to the grade A porn. Strange. Kiba had wondered. Very strange. His mind was screaming “#(!” but his thing didn’t agree with his head.
And that’s when he realized…
After all his time with that moron Naruto, he was now goddamn IMMUNE to all pheromones! Wild sexual cravings did NOT wrack his body – even in the most extreme circumstances! He’d become the PERFECT SHOUJO BOY ROLE, his lust only triggered by FEELINGS and EMOTIONS and INNOCENT ADORATION! GAAAHH!
BEST part of my day so far (unless Ed gets on...then THAT will be the best part of my day.)
I had given my friend angelica part of my earpeice, so she could listen to music, too, on the bus. After a bit, it got to a song from legend of Zelda (Gerundo(sp?) Valley. This one kid behind me saw it, and asked about it. We talked ofr a bit about zelda(major zelda fan, I think). I ended up talking to anjelica about Soul Caliber 2, etc. SOmeone a bit behind us(I have no clue who it was, and I odn't really care. It's fucking weird, everyone in eighth grade knows who I am, and I have nooo clue who evena third of them are! >< It started like last year! It's creapy!) called out my name and told me to look at the window. I didn't, 'cause I kinda knew it was something stupid(Though I was kinda hopin' it was something Zeldaish....). Anjelica and a few otehr people looked. She erased it, and patted my head.
"Did I really wanna look?" I asked.
"IT said Fagass and was pointing at you" she replied.
"Uh. Not like I care... But I'm not a ciggeratte butt, am I?"
She just laughed at me and we chatted about how we weren't like ciggerates.
((Note: if you guys don't get it, in brittan or someplace like that, Fag means Ciggerate))
OoO OROCHIMARU! ><D
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Please, people! If it snows heavily were your at, shovel your roof! It might collaspe!
That's what happened to my grandma's snow roof. Just the middle collasped, and thankfully, it only took odwn the snowroof, and not her roof.
total crack...
*walks into the kitchen, an dpours herself a galss of peach tea. Looks at the table, seeing the leftover problemsolving
Huh, I guess Savan left it. *looks more for the camera* it's a shock, she accually go ther camera...or it's hidden. It wouldn't be the first.
'she didn't forget that packet of pocky'((inside voice)
....shut up....
Envy rather forcefully directed Wrath to his shiny, black motor bike. He tossed Wrath a helmet before grabbing his own.
“Now, what do ya do if someone picks on your name?” Envy asked, tying his green clumps of hair back.
“Kick ‘em in the teeth,” Wrath replied, grinning from behind the helmet.
“Or the nuts. And if they’re a girl, point your foot more, ‘kay?”
“What if I can’t tell?” Wrath wondered.
“Do all three. Teeth then nuts with a pointy foot.”
Yes, Sasuke was a Japanese exchange student. He had applied for an exchange to escape his strange brother, Itachi. Itachi was the only family Sasuke had left after what was apparently a Yakuza slaughtering – why did they have to leave Sasuke with the insane one?
Of course, Sasuke’s best friend, Uzumaki Naruto, hadn’t been exactly pleased. The exact opposite – he was convinced Sasuke was betraying Japan, their high school, Naruto’s pet toads – everything. Sasuke was, apparently, deserting and betraying everyone and thing he knew. Really, he just wanted to get the hell away from his creepy brother. Anyone who stays up to eleven o’clock painting his finger-nails and listening to teen pop music is more than slightly disturbed.
U2 Saints Are Coming (Concert) Lyrics
Intro:
There is a house in New Orleans, They call The Superdome
It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy, and God, I know I'm one.
Verse 1:
I cried to my daddy on the telephone,
how long now?
Until the clouds unroll and you come down,
the line went.
But the shadows still remain since your descent,
your descent.
Verse 2:
I cried to my daddy on the telephone,
how long now?
Until the clouds unroll and you come home,
the line went.
But the shadows still remain since your descent,
your descent.
Chorus 1:
The saints are coming, the saints are coming.
I say no matter how I try, I realize that there's no reply.
The saints are coming, the saints are coming.
I say no matter how I try, I realize that there's no where to go.
New Birth
Rebirth
Living like birds in the magnolia trees
Child on the rooftop, mother on her knees
Her sign reads,
“Please, I am an American!”
Verse 3:
A drowning sorrow floods the deepest grief,
how long now?
Until the weather change condemns belief,
how long now?
When the night watchman lets in the thief
What’s wrong now?
Chorus 2:
The saints are coming, the saints are coming
I say no matter how I try, I realize that there's no reply
The saints are coming, the saints are coming
I say no matter how I try, I realize there's no reply
I say no matter how I try, I realize there's no reply
I say no matter how I try, I realize there's no reply
Put this in your house or diary if you think Bush should have done more for Katrina Victims.
((Heehee, I stole it from cathy off of myspace!))
3 words after sex....this is funny...have a sense of humor
Make up any 3 words you can say after sex. Put your name and the words below and then repost this.
TYLER- that was the best ever
Jacob-"I wasnt Ready"
Felisha - "You're HOW Old!!!!"
Stephen-"That really sucked
Elizabeth♥-"wh
Colin-Damn Your Tight!!
curtis-one more time!!!!!!!!
Matt- Whats your name
shawnah- you've got what!!!!!!!!!! lol
jeremy-wow ur good
chelsey-oh yea baby!
jenn- *wat is that?*
Jody- "You need practice"
Saranna-"Wow your Huge"
Justin- "...now get out!"
Britt--btw "i have warts"
Nikki--That didn't count!
Amy -----Your name was?
Adam- OOPS! I'm sorry!
Riley---"Secon
Jonelle---- "what was that?"
Matthew---"You
Antoinette---"
Kristen---"Whe
Mari--- "HURRY PULL OUT! LOL
Niña Fresa- One more Please!!! lol
Shrimpy------ deam!!! second round!!!
*+*CANDY*+*---
MICHAEL------ IVE HAD BETTER.......
JESSICA----YOU ###### SUCK----LOL...
jennifer------
luis--whats your name n how old r u????????
STEPH**- FUCK I'M DRUNK!!! HAHAHA
STUDD----- Who ARE YOU???
thalia-wow that was amazing!!!
BROCK-- LETS GO AGAIN!
Hector- DANG i MISSSED
Stephany~OMFG THAT WAS GREAT~
Bee Jay~~ Ready 4 Round 6
CASKA~I LOVE YOU!
JASON~LET's GO AGAIN!!!!!!
BRYANT~U r IRREPLACEABLE!
krystal<3-"that wuz awesome!!
~♥NESSA♥~-I've had BETTER!
~♥i*cHiHuAhA*!
chelsea- how big did you say it was?
$adrian$-3 words "im not the fucking dady"!!!!
BRANDI~ ur smiling y???
V@$H AKA> sam-O'Shit Your DAD!!!
[♥]Babs[♥] - Bastard, no condom! XD
victoria.::. That was it?
Tiffy..:::.. 'You're a broom?!' (XD Family guy!)
Thomas~*~Is THAT all??
Donovan~~Can We Start?
Jessica-~~ I should've called yo friend
Abby-MAYBE NEXT TIME!!!!
kate-mary me, PLEASE!!!
~GEONETTA~ ROUND TWO PLEASE!!!!!!
!! Desiree !!~ SHIT!!!! DAMNNNNNN DAADYY
$joe$-fuck im sleepy
RAE__DAMN I'M HUNGRY!!!
Danielle~Whats ur name????
Kayla~Damn I'm Tired
BRET--next time we should invite more people l
Stephanie--*tu
~~JeSsIcA~~-bu
maggie-whats that thing??
Cathy Lee-pass the cheetoes
Jessica- O.o Was that all??
Oh yeah, boss, don’t fart up in San Fran, it’s like a fucking mating call here.”
“Kisame.”
“Yes, Itachi.”
“Shut the fuck up”
OMG! I DIDN"T KNOW THAT! OoO *looks at hands*
Heehee, I took it from [Bastet]'s diary!
KEY:
A: Likes to drink
B: Likes people
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A damn good kisser
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has very good personality and looks
I: Loves everyone.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Fucking crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really likes to chill.
V: Not judgmental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z: Always ready.
J: Lives life for fun.
E: A damn good kisser
S: Easy to fall in love with
S: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves everyone.
C: Is wild and crazy.
A: Likes to drink
Most of them are true.
*Cracks up at someof them*
Written about Wednesday 2006-11-15
Written: (6585 days ago)
aaaaaalrighty! For the peoples who miss me back home(....basically Savan....) There's been a change of plans! it's been really shitty weather(the fucking kids here got a snowday!! WTF?!) so my dad isn't taking chances. instead of going on a plane, and coming back wensday, we're taking the ferry, and coming back on thursday. So! I'll see you on friday, I hope.
ima possably not be on on sat, sun, mom, tues and wends. I'm going to juneao becasue my sister's getting a catscan on her knees, and I get to go with.
I won't be on much. My moms friend, her husband, and there three kids are staying in our living room. I won't get on in the morning. *sigh* I'm outty right now. I gatta go homework, and it feels sooooooooooooo
The gigs are low (about 1.8something out of 2.00).
SWEET! FEAR MEEEE!
how evil are you?
http://home.at
ALrighty, people! AH you may, or may NOT know, my dad has this "2 gigs a month" thing. So! He called me a few minutes ago, and said that the gigs were low. Since, before, I've made them go without the computer(and it's American internet(inside joke)), I'm not aloud to use it when it gets to 1.70. Well, it must be about that hihg, becasue dad says that I have to do all my american interneting(another inside joke) at moms.
But! There is hope!
My school has wireless. With the labtops they gave us this year(BTW, I've dropped my two times, causing one small dent, and two big dents(Both time sit was in the "protective" backpack!) 600 bucks for it to be sent away and fixed! That's fucking insane! ><), I can get on that wireless american internet. BUt, due to my friend's stupidity(*coughcough*An
But! I can get on Elftown. thankfully. And I can get on deviantart, too! And, thank god, youtube! My names under each are the following.
Elftown- Jack Spicer
Deviantart- angelartmaster
youtube- jackskellingto
Dad's comeing for me around 4. I might steal my bike and come here tomorrow, or osmething, to get on, but, besides that, I can't get on.
ALSO! (I know, everyone wants me to stop rambling. I'm supprised that someone made it reading this far! HERE'S A COOKIE! *hands the person a cookie*) I'm starting a XS comic with Sven and Svon. I started on a preveiw page lastnight, though I'm going to tweek it a bit more, then ink it.
More good news! I have found out my mom's Scanner DOES WORK! OMG!
AND!
it's better then dads! YAY!!! ^__^
Alrighty! I'm done iwth the notes for today...
you guys can stop reading...
you damn creepy stalkers....
"STOP CROSSDRESSING ME, DAMMIT!"
XD OMG, I LOVE IT! CHIYO! XD A Crossdressing Chiro! XD
Written about Friday 2006-10-20
Written: (6611 days ago)
Oh! I love Otto so much! ^__^ He's so cute!