A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road…




Girl:"Slow down. I’m scared."




Guy:"No, this is fun."




Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."




Guy:"Then tell me you love me."




Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"




Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."




*Girl hugs him*




Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."






Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.






The truth:
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.

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o and anyone that feels obligated to say that my pictures that i'm gonna upload, suck, will also be hunted down, i have no patience with those ppl, freaks (jk)
~ivy

HELLLLOOOOOOOO, WORLD!
i'm trying to find some ppl on here and it's not working this sux. anyway, gonna try to get some pics up soon, k? don't try to stalk me or cyber me i swear i will hunt you down and kill you with a kitchen knife. I'm serious.
~ivy