Lyric of the day
Nothin' inbetween to fall through--I'm being myself, who are you?
Quote of the day
-We goin' to Idaho!
=Youdaho?!
-...no, Idaho...
=*smirk* YEAH! YOU ARE DA HO!
Lyric of the day
Been spendin' way too long on the times we missed
Quote of the day
If you can't say anything nice, then come and sit by me
Lyric of the day
Forget the hearse 'cause I never died!
I've got nine lives!
Quote of the day
You can't send a lame dog to the race.
Hi again. Since I still can't sleep, i'm gonna write another story. Here we go again!
Story time
In a land where dinasaurs were eating people because they existed, one day a polar bear decided seals weren't tasty anymore. So he gnawed his way through a strange looking brush that for some reason was in the middle of the icy surroundings, and ended up biting a very large rock and breaking his tooth. A whale happened to hear the squeal of this mammal, and decided to have a look-see. So he flopped his way up onto the icy shore near the strange brush, and tilted his big old weird head as he stared at the white, crying monster.
"What's your problem?" he asked the polar bear. Polar bear sniffled, and wiped his nose.
"I broke my tooth on a rock. And it HURT." he declared, letting out a tremendous wail.
"...You're a baby. Go away and stop your crying." the sea creature demanded, flopping backwards into the water again, and swimming away. That hurt Polar bear's feelings, and he cried even harder; waddling his way through the brush again. Then, he bumbed into a big long-neck dinasaur; who could hear this sad bear crying, and glanced down from so many feet in the air.
"What's wrong?" she asked, in a very kind voice. Polar bear sniffled again, and wiped his nose for the second time.
"I bit a rock, and broke my tooth." he whimpered. The long-neck frowned, and shook her head.
"Well, well...that's not a wise thing to do. When you bit the rock, surely it wasn't for food--why did you bite it?"
"I don't know..." Polar bear whined. "I don't like the taste of seal anymore. So I wanted to try something new."
"Well that was unwise. Don't do that again. Never try new things." she advised, nodding once, and then stomping away ungracefully. The polar bear nodded, and from then on, he ate seal--even if he didn't like the taste of it. He never tried to do anything new again.
That's why animals are animals, and humans are humans. Because across the ice, humans were learning a bunch of new things. Like how to hunt polar bear after all of the seal started to become "gone". Maybe Polar bear should've eaten something else besides just seal. He was too stupid to even try eating fish. And as for the stupid long-neck? She and her whole species became extinct for obeying such a stupid rule. What a stupid polar bear. And dinasaur. THE END.
Oh my, this is getting worse and worse o.o
Alright, so I feel way too sick and my head hurts way too much for me to sleep. Sooo here I am, sitting in bed, with the laptop on my lap, and my feet are hot. I am very uncomfortable; and we ran out of tylenol. I can't take ibeoprophen, because it eats the lining of my stomach, so now, I'm sitting here in pain. And, I'm writing this in here, because I have nothing better to do. So, I'll make up a story to keep myself sane.
story time
once upon a time, there was a little boy that didn't know how to tie his shoes. His mother and father tried repeatedly to help him, and even went to the extent of getting him books on 'how to tie your shoes'. The little boy couldn't do it, and after three months of non-stop attempts, finally, the little boy's mother confronted a psychiatrist about it.
The psychiatrist simply responded, "Maybe your kid is slow."
The mother, not wanting to believe that, slammed the door on her way out, in an angry huff. The father went to the same man, the next day, and recieved the same reply. "Your kid is slow." the Psychiatrist explained. The boy's father was angry, but he didn't slam the door on the way out. The mother, waiting for her husband in the car, started to complain and groan about this stupid psychiatrist, and after ten minutes of being in the car with her; the husband decided he'd had enough. So, he drove the car into a ditch and the damned thing exploded, and like fifty people died.
Too much stress, maybe?
Probably.
so what happened to the kid?
nothing--the parents were slow. They were trying to teach a damned puppy how to tie his shoes.
End
Quote of the day
Don't throw out the baby with the bath water
Lyric of the day
There is love, burning to find you--will you wait for me?
quote of the day
You know, no one's ever been shot by a loaded gun...
Lyric of the day
There's a stain on my hand, and it's red...
Quote of the day
Hey mister Devil, since you're damned and all...
You wanna ask the Lord why he gave me a retarded guardian angel?! When I fell off of the cliff, he was supposed to catch me--not pray for me!
Lyric of the day
I shot the hooker!
Quote of the day
Oh shit,---I mean stuff! Oh damn, I gotta delete that! fuck!!
Lyric of the day
I pray you've heard the words I've spoken...
Random lyric of the day
Everything has been said before
nothing left to say anymore,
when it's all the same you can ask
for it by name...
Random quote of the day
"Too much?"
Rant of the day lol
grrrrr I know this isn't even a reason to be pissed, but oh well. So, I wanted clean pants for when I woke up this morning--I threw a load of laundry into the dryer, and it was like nine o' clock. So, I had to go to bed--and our dryer sucks, so I asked my mom if she could just turn the dryer on again when it went off, so I would have clothes in the morning. All nice and soft like, she goes "yeah". Well, I knew she wasn't listening, and sure as shit, I wake up come down to get pants and Vual-fuckin'-a
Random Lyric of the day!
If someone said three years from now,
You'd be long gone--I'd stand up and punch them out,
cause their all wrong.
I know better,
cause you said forever...
and ever--who knew.
Random quote of the day!
Deg: Manda seriously, make school go away LOL
Me: *poof*
Okay I think I did it...or maybe I just 'poofed' lmfao</b>
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TERRIBLE DREAM OF MINE FOR THE DAY
Yes, I had a horrid dream last night. So, I don't even know where it came from--not to mention, I've never played the game--but I had a dream about Final fantasy 7 Crisis Core. My brother played it, and half of my friends have played it...but I've never played it, and I've never seen how Zach dies. But, in my dream, I for some reason saw him dying.
So here's how it happened...For some reason, my brother hated me. (And yes, this dream gets funky O.o) and in my dream, he came into my room, and wanted to kill me. So I threw a knife at him, and it hit the wall. Then, I went into my parents room to complain about him, and came out even angrier because they provoked me to become angry. Well, I grabbed the knife from my wall, and stabbed bobby. And it turns out, the whole time; he was trying to actually save me from someone, and he wasn't bobby, he was Zach from Crisis Core. So, (RANDOM SCENERY CHANGE NO LONGER IN MY HOME), suddenly, we are at this lake. And supposedly, the water can heal you. !? but anyways, in the dream, Zach is okay; but because I had hated him so much, he can't stand it--because I guess it made him feel absolutely terrible. So he climbs into the water; and looks at me, and then he whispers "I hate you". Then, he pulls a knife out of his pocket; and stabs himself in the side. He of course falls backwards, and dies in the water. So I go running over there, and I wrap my arms around his chest to bring him out of the water; sobbing because he was my brother, and had just killed himself, and lay him on the beach. THEN, the worst part of it all, is I woke up--and when I went back to sleep, it all happened all over again. Only this time, Instead of him being my brother (which was really weird and everything), he's NOT my brother, and he's fighting at the beach. So someone stabs him, and he's dying. I'm at the battle scene, everyone stops when he gets stabbed (because yeah, THAT happens when someone on the opposite side gets stabbed, everything just stops O.o), but anyways, I'm all crying again, and he's dying in my arms as I try to scoop him up and drag him over to the life water. Well, of course, he dies like right as I'm slipping him into the lake; and then I start to cry again, hugging him to myself, and pulling him out of the water. I woke up crying people lol It was horrible v.v Anyways, that's my dream of the day.
Random lyric of the day!
You know you can't hold me forever...
I didn't sign up for you;
I'm not a present for your friends to open--
this boy's to young to be singin'...
the blues...
Random thought of the day!
It better snow harder better faster and stronger--DEG! LIKE SORONIANS! >:D
...yeah lol g'night!