[Fabulous.]'s diary

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Written about Saturday 2007-12-01
Written: (4388 days ago)

sex is like math

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

post this right after u read it,

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.


Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!


Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.

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