[RedPhoenixVII]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2006-07-05
Written: (6511 days ago)

Get your boots on! You go for the mountaineer type!

You like the outdoor sort. The strong, masculine man who's in touch with nature and extremely sporty. This low-maintenance man has a no-frills attitude, and his down-to-earth demeanour is very refreshing. He's probably well rounded and maintains a healthy balance in his life. He's not the sort to get caught up in any of life's superficialities. Another fact you love about him is that he's not a game-player. He's masculine without being laddish, and he has no tolerance for petty things. So what you see is what you get. And you definitely are charmed by the entire package! Whether it's his sense of adventure or his rugged look that melts your heart, you always fall hard for the Mountaineer.

http://uk.tickle.com/test/whosyourtypem/select.html


You're tripping on karma on a Hippy Roadtrip!

Cool it man, we're not implying that you wander around with straggly hair wishing peace on everyone, but we can detect a strong element of a free spirit in you. We can see you relishing the chance to escape the modern pressures of life for a laid-back trip of a life time. A VW Beetle or CamperVan might be too much of a cliché for you, but perhaps one of the sporty SMART cars might be your perfect escape vehicle? Of course, the ultimate hippy Roadtrip has to be Goa in India, a Mecca for free spirits everywhere. We can see you watching a beautiful sunset with sand between your toes and a blissful smile on your face. The best things in life are sometimes the simplest, just as long as the sun keeps shining and you have more new interesting people to meet and places to explore!

http://uk.tickle.com/test/roadtrip.html

yeah... i'm bored

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Written about Monday 2006-06-05
Written: (6542 days ago)

haha, let's all make fun of emos

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?....
None, they all cry in the dark.

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself!

An Emo walks into a bar... and then goes home to write about it in a blog.

what do emos use for birth control?
Their personalities...

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Written about Sunday 2006-05-14
Written: (6564 days ago)

Three Priests

Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.

"Morons," the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."

They took a bus.

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