[RedPhoenixVII]'s diary

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Written about Tuesday 2006-10-24
Written: (6401 days ago)

Self-Assured Siren
In your mind, true sexiness isn't about being overtly come-hither. That's why you'd rather don jeans and a cute tank than a totally revealing hankie of a dress, and why you'd be more inclined to toss a guy pal a cute compliment than flash your boobs so his member flies up 45 degrees. "You're able to project confidence in a subtle, sensual way without pushing it in everyone's face," says Tracey Cox, author of Superflirt.

Yet there are times you could feel more secure in your seductive powers. "You'll exude even more confidence if you amp up your body language," says Cox. Instead of just quickly making eye contact with a guy across the room, flash him a coy smile or let him catch you running your hand along your collarbone. "You're giving off the vibe that you feel sensual and relaxed, so he knows you'll be receptive if he approaches you." And rather than just moaning in bed and hoping he gets the hint, try leading with your hands where you want him to go. To feel your absolute foxiest at all times, check out "Feel Sexier Than Ever Before" in the January 2005 issue of Cosmopolitan.


http://quiz.ivillage.com/cgi-bin/cosmopolitan/tests/sexyconfidence.pl









Spotlight Sharer


You may be ready for your close-up, but you're not about to get all divalike about it. You're comfortable receiving praise on your fabulous haircut or laughing flirtatiously with your girlfriend to spark a guy's interest, "but you don't let other people's perceptions of you define your self-worth," says New York clinical psychologist Nancy Rosenbach, Ph.D. "In fact, when you feel like you're receiving too much attention, you're able to deflect it without detracting from yourself." Sure, you did a kick-ass job on a project, but you know that not letting your teammates share the accolades actually makes you look less fantastic.

Still, that doesn't mean you aren't adept at asking for someone's ear when you really need it. "You'll voice your desire for more intimacy to your boyfriend or tell your family you have to talk when there's something important going on," says Rosenbach. You just don't expect others to make you their number-one priority all the time. After all, when you're your own biggest fan, you have little need for everyone else to be kissing your ass around the clock.

http://quiz.ivillage.com/cgi-bin/cosmopolitan/tests/attention.pl

see, i tell people i'm fun, and i am!

Good-Time Girl
You certainly like to have fun, but you never let yourself get too wild. "You're confident enough to know that you don't always need to be the life of the party," says Leil Lowndes, author of How to Be a People Magnet. "You also know your threshold of excitement and don't force yourself to participate if it takes you too far outside your comfort zone." That's why you'd rather read up on skydiving or rappelling before agreeing to a date or factor in your work schedule as you're weighing whether to take a Costa Rican surfing trip.
Still, you could be a little more playful, optimistic and spontaneous when things don't go as planned. "Fun people know how to be flexible in social situations, which maximizes their opportunity to enjoy themselves," says Lowndes. So if you find yourself at a party alone (yes, your friends flaked...get over it), don't freak out. Instead, use it as a chance to put your mingling skills to use...and maybe walk away with a guy's number or a hot job contact.

http://quiz.ivillage.com/cgi-bin/cosmopolitan/tests/fun.pl

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Written about Wednesday 2006-07-05
Written: (6511 days ago)

Get your boots on! You go for the mountaineer type!

You like the outdoor sort. The strong, masculine man who's in touch with nature and extremely sporty. This low-maintenance man has a no-frills attitude, and his down-to-earth demeanour is very refreshing. He's probably well rounded and maintains a healthy balance in his life. He's not the sort to get caught up in any of life's superficialities. Another fact you love about him is that he's not a game-player. He's masculine without being laddish, and he has no tolerance for petty things. So what you see is what you get. And you definitely are charmed by the entire package! Whether it's his sense of adventure or his rugged look that melts your heart, you always fall hard for the Mountaineer.

http://uk.tickle.com/test/whosyourtypem/select.html


You're tripping on karma on a Hippy Roadtrip!

Cool it man, we're not implying that you wander around with straggly hair wishing peace on everyone, but we can detect a strong element of a free spirit in you. We can see you relishing the chance to escape the modern pressures of life for a laid-back trip of a life time. A VW Beetle or CamperVan might be too much of a cliché for you, but perhaps one of the sporty SMART cars might be your perfect escape vehicle? Of course, the ultimate hippy Roadtrip has to be Goa in India, a Mecca for free spirits everywhere. We can see you watching a beautiful sunset with sand between your toes and a blissful smile on your face. The best things in life are sometimes the simplest, just as long as the sun keeps shining and you have more new interesting people to meet and places to explore!

http://uk.tickle.com/test/roadtrip.html

yeah... i'm bored

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Written about Monday 2006-06-05
Written: (6541 days ago)

haha, let's all make fun of emos

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?....
None, they all cry in the dark.

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself!

An Emo walks into a bar... and then goes home to write about it in a blog.

what do emos use for birth control?
Their personalities...

67948  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-05-14
Written: (6563 days ago)

Three Priests

Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.

"Morons," the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."

They took a bus.

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