[deamon90002004]'s diary

76846  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (6507 days ago)

Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

76778  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-07-18
Written: (6507 days ago)

if u were traped in a place with me 4 3 weeks and there is no way out we look every were what would u wanna do next




[]fuck




[]full around




[]u dont no




[]play games




[]talk




[]kiss




[]u dont care




[]eat me

76342  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-07-16
Written: (6510 days ago)

What Riders Can Only Say At the Barn
Things you can only say at the barn:
1. He won't come into my hands!
2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
3. I'm gonna get off now.
4. More leg, less hand...
5. It was a great ride, but hes kinda sticky.
6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up...
7. Relax your back, dont pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
8. When he gets excited he really foams up!
9. If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
10. I rode yesterday, but Gwen is gonna ride him today.
11. Go ahead, ride him, you'll like him...he'll be good for you!
12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull hard!!!
13. He's being a pig, get his head up!
14. He bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.
15. He really over reacts when I sit down into him...
16. Smack him if he refuses!
17. Good, thats looks much better with his head down.
18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.
19. You want his hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.
20. If you squeeze with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.
21. You two perform really well with each other!
22. Go hack him for a few minutes.
23. Turn him out for a while.
24. I rode him bareback.
25. He's/She's been around.
26. My trainer's gunna do him in the PreGreens and Lows.
27. He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.
28. He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with ur thighs too much.
29.Make sure you release.
30. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go faster.
31. Don't pump too much.
32. Squeeze and release... squeeze and release...give and take
33. "How was he today?" reply... "Excellent, very obedient for once."
34. I got my daughter a made one, he's super easy.
35. I just love riding the big ones!!!

75846  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-07-12
Written: (6513 days ago)

Deep Thoughts



1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.




2. A day without sunshine is like...night.




3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.




4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.




5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.




6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.




7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.




8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.




9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.




10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.




11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.




12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.




13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.




14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.




15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?




16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.




17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.




18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.




19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?




20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.




21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?




22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.




23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?




24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.




25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.




26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.




27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

75237  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-07-10
Written: (6515 days ago)

THE REAL YOU


would you rather...


[x] Ask someone out.
[x] Be asked out.


[x] Have a sunny day
[x] Have a rainy day


[x] Have a computer
[x] Have a cell phone


[x] be poor & live till you're 100.
[] Be rich & live till you're 30.


[] Be blind.
[x] Be deaf.


[x] Have it be Winter all year round.
[] Have it be Summer all year round.


[] Be beautiful.
[x] Be loved.


[] Take a bath.
[x] Take a shower.


[x] Be born poor and die rich.
[]Be born rich and die poor.


[x] never have to go to school.
[] never have to go to the dentist.


[x] Never feel physical pain
[] never feel emotional pain


[x] Wear contacts.
[] Wear braces.



--------------



You are


[] 5'0 & Shorter.
[] 5'1 - 5'3.
[] 5'4-5'6.
[] 5'7 - 5'9.
[] 5'10 - 6'1.
[x] Tall. 6'2 & Taller.



Naturally


[] Blonde.
[] Strawberry Blonde.
[] Redhead.
[] Auburn.
[] Brunette.
[] Dirty blonde.
[] Light Brown
[x] Dark Brown.
[] Black.
[] Don't Remember.


[] Blue-Eyed.
[] Brown-Eyed.
[] Green-Eyed.
[] Hazel Eyed.
[] Gold|Gray-Eyed.
[] Silver|Gray-Eyed.
[x] Blue|Green-Eyed.
[x] Blue|Gray-Eyed.
[] Change Colors
[] Brown|Green-Eyed


You Have/Had


[x] Glasses
[] Contacts.
[] Braces.


Hair Length


[] Short.
[] Medium
[x] Long Hair
[]Bald



You've Done


[x] Rafting.
[] Water Skiing
[x] Camping.
[x] Horseback Riding.
[] Surfing
[x] Water Polo.
[x] Skateboarding.
[] Skiing.
[] Street Luging.
[] Cheerleading.
[] Lacrosse.
[] Street Hockey.
[x] Gymnastics.
[x] Martial Arts.
[x] BMX.
[] Tubing.
[x] Rock Climbing


You Can't Stand Listening To


[] Country
[] Classical.
[] Techno.
[] Oldies.
[] Opera.
[] Reggae.
[] Emo.
[] 80's.
[] Disco.
[x] Metal.
[] Hardcore.
[x] Rock.
[] Rap|HipHop.
[] R&B
[] Classic rock.
[] Polka.



Clothing Brands You Like


[] American Eagle.
[] Hollister.
[] The Buckle
[] Abercrombie & Fitch.
[] Wet Seal.
[] O'Neill.
[] PacSun.
[] Aeropostale
[x] Dickies.
[] Roxy.
[] Guess.
[] Hot Topic.
[] Spencers.
[] Tripp
[] Champs.
[] Old Navy.
[] Volcom.
[] Forever 21
[] Limited Too.
[] Salvation Army|Goodwill.
[] Other thrift stores.
[] Wal-Mart.
[x] If I like it I'll wear it.
[x] Other.
[] Target


Your Confessions


[] I am really ticklish.
[x] I've collected comic books.
[x] I read and watch the news.
[]I LOVE Disney movies!
[] I don't like killing bugs.
[] I have/had x's in my screen name.
[] I cook well.
[] I have worn pajamas to class
[] I like Martha Stewart .
[x] Ozzy is my hero
[] I always do my homework
[x] I still have my pokemon cards
[] I've cut myself before
[] I like sneezing

74826  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-07-07
Written: (6519 days ago)

horrible thing happend to me on the 6th of july


a guy started flirting with me read this all because he thought i was a girl, even though we spoke before


isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:31:52 PM): u look pretty
Boner (7/6/2006 10:32:07 PM): and im not gay or bi
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:32:18 PM): me too
Boner (7/6/2006 10:32:27 PM): so dont comment on my looks
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:05 PM): no u are extra ordinary beautiful
Boner (7/6/2006 10:33:23 PM): seriously stop commenting on my looks
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:29 PM): has any one not tell u about that?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:33:32 PM): ok
Boner (7/6/2006 10:33:56 PM): i have, but i dont like being told it by guys
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:34:36 PM): ok
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:34:43 PM): so are single?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:35:10 PM): ok, stop asking me stuff like this, cos i am not gay or bi
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:35:27 PM): plz are u single?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:35:38 PM): i am not going to tell you
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:36:15 PM): oh come on.........
Boner (7/6/2006 10:36:29 PM): NO!!!
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:36:50 PM):
Boner (7/6/2006 10:36:59 PM): dude seriosuly im not in the mood
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:40 PM): ok sweetie
Boner (7/6/2006 10:37:49 PM): are you gay?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:54 PM): no
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:37:58 PM): why?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:38:03 PM): cos your hitting on me
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:04 PM): ok
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:15 PM): and i hate being chatted up buy guys
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:22 PM): are you bi?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:28 PM): no
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:39:32 PM): y?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:39:59 PM): you must be one of them cos you dont tell guys what you do without being one of them
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:40:40 PM): me i am not dear
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:40:53 PM): i am telling u the truth
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:12 PM): ok, dont ever call me, dear, sweetie, hun, babe, angel, or anything like that ever!!!!!
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:41:30 PM): oh y
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:33 PM): cos im male
Boner (7/6/2006 10:41:40 PM): and your male
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:41:54 PM): no i cannot belive it
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:42:02 PM): are telling me the truth?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:07 PM): yes im male
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:12 PM): my name is adam
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:42:45 PM): u are lying
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:48 PM): no im noy
Boner (7/6/2006 10:42:50 PM): not*
Boner (7/6/2006 10:44:08 PM): accept that and you will see im male
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:46:29 PM): is not working?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:46:39 PM): how fast is your internet connection?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:46:58 PM): i dont know
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:06 PM): cos it should have connected by now
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:14 PM): i stopped it anyway
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:25 PM): but my name is adam boden, im male, im 17 and in england
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:47:49 PM): really
Boner (7/6/2006 10:47:53 PM): yes
Boner (7/6/2006 10:48:22 PM): accept that pic its the same one as my picture
Boner (7/6/2006 10:51:00 PM): now do you belive me?
Boner (7/6/2006 10:53:50 PM): now do you belive me?
isaac koranteng debrah (7/6/2006 10:54:16 PM): yes

74730  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-07-06
Written: (6519 days ago)

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

73052  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-06-25
Written: (6530 days ago)

I am 35% clumsy

[] i have run into a glass door
[x] i have tripped over my own foot
[x] i have slipped on the grass
[] i have spit water on someone
[] i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in one day
[] i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in one hour
[ ] i have almost fallen over more than 5 times in 2 minutes
[] i have dropped a cupful of water
[] i have glued my hands together
[] i let someone glue my hands when I wasnt looking
[x] i have tripped up the stairs
[x] i have fallen down the stairs
[x] i have slipped in the shower/bath
[x] i have dropped something in front of my crush
[] i have spilled water on my crush
[] i have bumped into many people in one day
[] i have tripped over nothing
[] i make a fool of myself almost 24/7
[x] i laugh at myself whenever i do something clumsy, which makes me look even stupider because i look like a retard laughing by myself
[x] i have fallen flat on my back in front of a large crowd
[] i have checked at least 15 x's on this survey



now count the number of x's you have and times it by 5. post this as: i am " "% clumsy

72501  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-06-21
Written: (6534 days ago)

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Written about Monday 2006-06-05
Written: (6550 days ago)

!10 Ways to a gurls heart/ Get into a gurls pants!!
1. Hug her from behind. (Let her know you're a man)
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to her. (She likes that touchy-feely shit)
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.(All girls like having a slightly-possessive boyfriend!)
4. Cuddle with her. (Show her you SOFT side)
5. Don't force her to do anything. (With this list, you won't have to!)
6. Write little notes for her. (Most of them can read.)
7. Compliment her. (Girls are VAIN)
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. (At least until another hottie walks by)
9. Say "I love you!" and mean it. (Say it like you mean it, she'll be on her back in seconds.)
10. Tell all your friends how lucky you are to have her. (If they're smart, they'll play along. "oh, yeah mean, you're lucky, yep.)

70481  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-06-05
Written: (6550 days ago)

Quotations about Sex
[Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.]
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography
[The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.]
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
[Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.]
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
[The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently]
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
[For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.]
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
[Men get laid, but women get screwed.]

70187  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-06-04
Written: (6551 days ago)

i fucking swear one day, my mom is gonna drive me to do sommat, and most fucking likely at the end of it all i wont give a fuck, aslong as i wont be fucking near her, cos all she does is fucking moan at me, like today, i was doing my nans garden, she started fcuking watching me, she know's i hate being watched so she fucking stopped me, got in the car, your nan fucking payed for you to do that and you really looked like your enjoying it, I FUCKING HATE GARDENING she fucking knows i do, yet she still stopped me even though i was doing it, she goes me and your dad will do it in the week, so next time she fucking asks me to do anything im gonna say no, cos everytime i get given money they want things doing, so this is what i say to my mom FUCK YOU

70115  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-06-03
Written: (6552 days ago)

just for a bit of fun


Hot or Not?
Body: ***HOT OR NOT*** POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU



0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as heck!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG!
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
8 = I wanna make you my man/girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know!
11 = 'effin hottie!
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = lets Make Out!!
14 = I'd hit it!!


LEAVE ME A MESSAGE
TELL THE TRUTH!

70022  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-06-02
Written: (6553 days ago)

know we haven't known each other for long time and I really shouldn't be asking you for this but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but i can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward but..........................
............................
can I have a piece of chewin gum?

69969  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-06-02
Written: (6553 days ago)

Basics
Name : Adam
B-Day : March 14
Age : 17
Eye Color : Green/blue
Hair Color : dark brown
Height : 6ft 2"
Best Feature : i dont know, people will have to say
Shoe Size : im from a british 8 to a british 10, and an american 9 to american 11
Ring Size : i dont know
Addictions : talking on the net
Pets : 1 dog
Piercings : none
Tattoos : none
Nickname : boner (dont ask) and boden or boner boden
Car : peugeot 106 1.5 diesel lol
Parents still together : yes
Siblings : 1 brother
Live with Parents? : yes
Favorite/Most Important
Feature of the opposite sex : honestly im not really bothered about that aslong as they dont weight more than me
Spot to be kissed : i dunno, anywhere
Sports Team : dont do sports
Holiday : i dunno, i never do anything at them anyway
Alcoholic Drink : budweiser, carling, carlsberg, fosters
Non-Alcoholic Drink : i will drink pretty much anything
Quote : i always tend to say blow me or bite me alot
Lesson Learned : i dunno, depends what i did on the day
Thing a friend has done for you : got me into guitar and now im a music junkie lol
Thing you have done for a friend : been there for them when they need to talk
Baby names (girl) : i dunno
Baby names (boy) : i dunno
Ben & Jerry's Flavor : dunno what that is
Starbucks Drink : i dont go there its a ripoff
Season : any, cos im cool all year round
Have You Ever
Wished on a star : no
Been in love : yes
Been out of the country : yes, been to france and florida (im in the UK)
Talked on the phone all night : 7long hours or more :'(
Bungee jumped : no
Driven cross-country : no
Had surgery : had my tonsils out and gromits that it
Been told you might die : no
Told someone you love them : yes
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them : i want to right now but its not the right time
Asked someone out : yes loads
Kissed someone (made the first move) : dunno
As a child, had a skip-it : whats one of them?
What about a sock-em-bop : dunno what one is
Kissed the same sex : no
Gone out in public with you PJ's on : have done to put things at the end of the drive
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose : yeah and it burns
Had sex in a car : no
Past Relationships
Who is the person you last broke up with :anna
How long did you date that person : a month and a week
Was it love : was till we stopped talking
Did you have sex with them : no
Were they older/younger : older
Were they shorter/taller : shorter
Have you had other boy/girlfriends? : no
Any you wish you could talk to : i talk to the one person who i love the most everyday
Any you hate : i hate one of my ex's
Current Relationship
Do you have a boy/girlfriend : no
Where did you meet :
How long have you been together :
What is your anniversary date :
What is his/her full name :
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them : no
Do you trust him/her :
Have you cheated on him/her :
Is it love : 
What's his/her favorite meal : 
What's his/her favorite band :
High School
Public/Private : public
Best Friend : dave harvey
Boy/GirlFriend : laura
Job : didnt have one as such, i had a paper round lol
Prom Date : never had one cos i never went
Best Memory : i dunno
Worst Memory : i dunno
Graduate(?) : 2005
Leave a virgin : yes :(
This or That
Strawberries/Blueberries : Strawberries
Meat/Veggie : either
TV/Movie : either
Hugs/Kisses : both
Guitar/Drums : guitar
Chinese/Mexican : neither
Day/Night : either
Cheerios/Corn Flakes : dunno
Snickers/MilkyWay : snickers
Gold/Silver : i like either
Black/Brown : black
Elvis/Beatles : none
Sprinkles/Icing : both please?
Cookie/Donut : i like either
Cake/Pie : both
Coke/Pepsi : either
I
am : weird
thought : she loved me but then she left me
need : a gf who lives near
want : a job
love : some one
hate : a few people
wish I was : somewhere else
will always : love Kay

69862  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-06-01
Written: (6554 days ago)

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."



Priest: "What have you done my child?"



Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."



Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"



Girl: "Because he touched my hand."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)



Girl: "Yes father."



Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."



Girl: "Then he touched my breast."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)



Girl: "Yes father."



Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."



Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)



Girl: "Yes father."



Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."



Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."



Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)



Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"



Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."



Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"



Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"



Repost if you laughed

69761  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-05-31
Written: (6555 days ago)

reason two no longer exsists yay

69674  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-05-30
Written: (6556 days ago)
69667  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-05-30
Written: (6556 days ago)

if anyone wants to know how i feel here you go

a peice of shit,


reason one, i told my ex she still has my heart cos she said she didnt have one no more, i refused to have it back cos i still love her, she said if you dont take it back i will chuck it away, so i still refused and she threw it away and i burst into tears, then she started cutting so i cried more


reason two, i upset a really nice friend, by accident, and i really liked her as a friend, and when we were talking (me and her) i felt warm, now i feel dead


reason 3, this time last year i was going out with somone for the 1st month, and it lasted 5 months, so when she left me in september i was deperessed and wanted to die for two months, i got better with the aid of talking to people on the net, and for a week or so all i can think about is her just before i go bed so it fucks up my sleeping pattern, i wake up every 3 hours depressed, my depression lasts for like 2hours then im ok, then depressed just before i go to bed

69444  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-05-28
Written: (6558 days ago)

Sainsbury's condoms......makin life taste better!



Tesco condoms......every little helps!



Nike condoms......just do it!



Galaxy condoms.......why have rubber when you can have silk?



KFC condoms.......finger lickin' good!



Skittles condoms.......taste the rainbow!



Minstrels condoms.......melt in your mouth not in your hand!



Abbey National condoms......coz life's complicated enough!



Coca Cola condoms........always the real thing!



Duracell condoms.......keep going and going!



pringles condoms.......once you pop you carnt stop!



Burger King condoms.......the home of the big woopper!



Muller light condoms......so much pleasure,wheres the pain?!



Andrex condoms........soft,strong n very long!



Renault condoms.......when size really does matter!



Domestos condoms......get's right under your head!



Pepperami condoms.......its a bit of an animal!



Polo condoms..........the one wid the hole!



Co-op condoms......... we work harder, so u dnt have to

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Written about Friday 2006-05-19
Written: (6567 days ago)

Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"


The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to accept a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male


Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.


Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.


Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.


Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!


Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"


Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.


Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.


Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed.

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