http://www.metacafe.com/watch/240975/f1_engine_song/

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the subject
line and forward to your friends....and also, send it back to the
person that sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red ------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to
your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to
you

Sex


1. Would you be in control?


2. Would you let me pull your hair?


3. Would you whisper in my ear?


4. Would you talk dirty to me?


5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?


6. Would you say my name?


7. Would you go down on me?


8. Would you let me give you a hickie?


9. How many rounds would we go?


10. What would you wanna do afterwards?


11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?


12. Would you lick and bite me all over?


13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?


14. Would you want me to take my time?


15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?


16. Would you want me to go fast or slow?


17. Where would you wanna "do it"?


18. Would you be loud or quiet?


19. Would you mind if i liked you?


20. Would you do it today?


21. Would you do it tomorrow?


22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

im going on holiday for 3days this weekend for like 3days so sunday night i should be back, i dont know what time though, im gonna miss you all

my dad stole me a rubber keyboard from work, its great

i remember when i had a little pet lemming i built it a wall so he could hurl his little self off it, then one christmas i put my finger in his cage to give him some mince pie and he bit my finger and he wouldnt let go and in the end there was blood all up my bedroom wall, the little fucker ruined my helicopter wall paper

*goes and dies in a corner*

im a preppy retard with a big penis



What color of shirt are you wearing?



Red=loud -
Green=stupid -
Blue=innocent -
White= naughty -
Aqua=freaky -
Yellow=skanky -
Purple=a little TOO happy -
Black= emo -
Orange=multicolored -
Gray= preppy -
Pink= horny -
Brown=tree-hugging -
Multicolored= awesome -
Other=candy-flavored -
Nothing= Sexy -


What kind of pants are you wearing?


Shorts=slut -
Skirt=hot piece of ass -
Skort=homo -
Jeans= skater -
Ripped Jeans= prep -
Capris=cutie -
Cordoroy=skank -
Cargo=clown -
Sweats=gangsta -
Thong=whore -
Boxers=manwhore -
Bootieshorts=stripper -
Pajamas=sex kitten -
OTHER =retard -
Nothing=pornstar -



What color is your hair?


blonde= with no brain -
black= with a sexy smile -
dark brown= with beautiful eyes -
red = with a BAD REP -
brunettte = with a nice rack -
dirty blonde= with a hot ass -
brown= with a big penis -
strawberry blonde= that loves cherios -
bald=with herpes...type 2...and bad -
OTHER = who trys to be different -


Now repost this saying "I'm a ___ ___"

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.



Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.



Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.



Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!



Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"



Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.



Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.



Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 80%
Lust: 60%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You'll die from a diabetic coma.

How will you commit suicide? You will drown yourself
How many tries will it take? 97
When will you commit suicide? October 12, 2047
What will your suicide note say? Maybe now you'll care

when i will die

Sunday, December 24, 2062
  Seconds left to live...
1,777,964,625

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RAPE!!

ok, this is just grrr

my mom has cancer again, started as a small lump which turned out to be breast cancer, and she might have cancer in her other,and my mom has cried from the news, my dad has cried, and i havent, all i have done is teared up a little, nothing more, and when my gf moved country i cried loads, i just dont get it :(

*cries* in four hours my gf will be on a plane to reno, and she wont have a comp or the internet for a whille, and i have only stopped talking to her 20 mins ago max, and burst into tears 3times, i miss her so much, i love her loads, i knew she lived far away, but now she will be 8 hours behind in time, so even when we do get to speak, it will be very short convys

[.FOURTEEN.]:
U LOOK @ THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY

[.THIRTEEN.]:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP,, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.

[.TWELVE.]:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[.ELEVEN.]:
YOU WAlK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM

[.TEN.]:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER THEY'RE AROUND.

[.NINE.]:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME

[.EIGHT.]:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

[.SEVEN.]:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.

[.SIX.]:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM

[.FIVE.]:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

[.FOUR.]:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

[.THREE.]:
YOU REAlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

[.TWO.]:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

[.ONE.]:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

NOW MAKE A WiSH

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POSt tHiS AS "14 signs of liking someone"
___*AND SOMtHiNG GOOD Will HAPPEN to YOU tONiGHt

if u were 2 kiss me....
what type of kiss
[] french
[]peck


what position
[] standing
[] sitting
[] lying down


if standing where would we be
[] in a public place like the mall
[] outside somewhere like an open feild/street
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard



if sitting what/where will we be siiting in
[] in a car
[] a room
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard



if lying down what/where would we be lying down on
[] my/your bed
[] side walk
[] a desk/table


if we were outside what would the weather be like
[] rain and thunder
[] hot..humid
[] snowy
[] cloudy
[] clear skies nice spring breeze


where would ur hands be
[] up my shirt
[] on my waist
[] down my pants
[] in my hands
[] hugging me
[] holding my chin up
[] on my neck/head


lastly what would you want our kiss to lead to
[] a few more short and sweet kisses/pecks
[] some touching
[] sex
[] make out session
[] a medium to long meaningful kiss


wait one more
should i fill this out for u
[] yes
[] no

If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless


What are you afraid of?


[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces/ heights<<
[] cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[x] spiders and/or other insects
[] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] germs
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[] clowns
[] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] daylight
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] poverty
[] ghosts
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] being blind...
[] being deaf
[] growing up
[]monsters under my bed
[] creepy noises during the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[] blood
[] long words
[] Being kidnapped
Repost saying: "I fear ___ out of 66 things."



I fear 4 out of 66 things...

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



this was to funny not to share..

many people use the work dork well here is the real meaning of it

Definitions of dork on the Web:

jerk: a dull stupid fatuous person
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn