[Orestez]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2009-07-06
Written: (5495 days ago)
Next in thread: 123654

So... its been a while.

Well, news flash. I'm a sleep deprived parent, whoo hoo!!!

I've also had my hands full with creating and leading our new paintball team.


118324  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-09-26
Written: (5779 days ago)


This is the state we live in now... god bless the fucking USA...

I'm so moving...
118241  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2008-09-20
Written: (5784 days ago)
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Written about Wednesday 2008-06-25
Written: (5871 days ago)
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Written about Thursday 2008-02-07
Written: (6010 days ago)
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* Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/.
  * Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
  * Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
  * Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
  * Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
  * Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
  * Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
  * Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
  * Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
  * Rule 12: Lurk moar.
  * Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
  * Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
  * Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
  * Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
  * Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
  * Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
  * Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
  * Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
  * Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
  * Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
  * Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
  * Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
  * Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
  * Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
  * Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
  * Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
  * Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
  * Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
  * Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
  * Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
  * Rule 33: It's a trap.
  * Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
  * Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
  * Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
  * Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
  * Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
  * Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
  * Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
  * Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
  * Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
  * Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
  * Rule 44: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
  * Rule 45: Snape killed Dumbledore.
  * Rule 46: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
  * Rule 47: Nagas stole your bike.
  * Rule 48: It will always need moar sauce.
  * Rule 49: The internet makes you stupid.
  * Rule 50: Anything can be a meme.

111359  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-02-04
Written: (6013 days ago)


Belichick, what happened to you? The stunt you pulled at the end of Sunday's game, after Brady's fourth-down pass fell incomplete with one second remaining, was comically unnecessary and regrettable. Venturing all the way across the field to shake Coughlin's hand (and essentially ruining his rival's moment), then essentially saying "peace out" and leaving before the Giants' final kneel-down is something I might expect to see from an immature player – come to think of it, Randy Moss did the same thing as a member of the Minnesota Vikings in a loss to the Redskins at the end of the '04 regular season, and he was understandably skewered as a result. So were the nine Pistons who left the court in the final minutes of a four-game Eastern Conference Finals sweep to the Chicago Bulls in 1991. Give Belichick credit for one thing: Consistency. He is both a bad winner and a lousy loser. From the celebrated blowoffs of Eric Mangini (in '06) and Tony Dungy (in '07) to the running-up-the-score episodes from earlier this season, the guy shows as much disrespect for his opponents in victory as he did in Sunday's rare defeat. Maybe he'd handle a tie better? I don't know, but I hope Belichick takes some time to reflect on how far over the edge of reasonable behavior he has gone over the past couple of seasons, and how needless it all is. We're talking about one of the greatest coaches of all time, and a guy who I know has great respect for the game of football. He should start acting like it again.
100422  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-06-03
Written: (6259 days ago)

I have my new EP Holiday in the Sahara uploaded here for your listening pleasure. I invite you to listen to, comment, and critique these songs.


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Written about Friday 2007-06-01
Written: (6262 days ago)

...and here's the 11th Commandment...

Thou shall keep thy Religion to thy self.

Fanatical Evangelism should be a crime...
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Written about Saturday 2007-05-26
Written: (6268 days ago)
Next in thread: 100074


There are times... I just wanna choke the life out of you fucking asinine evangelists...

You see, I have a lot of friends that are good Christians...
But there are a lot of you that make me reassess the Wiccan rede of 'Harm none'.

I'm about to go door to door and bitch slap some reality into you people with a shovel.


Phelps Clan Pickets Falwell Funeral

  Posted: May 22, 2007 - 3:00 pm ET

  (Lynchburg, Virginia) About a half dozen members of a Kansas church that denounces homosexuality protested Tuesday afternoon at the funeral of evangelist Jerry Falwell.

  The members of Westobo Baptist Church carried placards accusing Falwell of being in league with gays and of cozying up to Israel.

  The church, which operates the GodHatesFags Web site, had warned Lynchburg police in advance they were coming.

  On its site Westboro, run by Rev. Fred Phelps, called Falwell, a "corpulent false prophet" and said he"spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like 'God loves everyone.'"

  In attacking Falwell the church says he "warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White (of Souflorce), and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc."

  Police set aside a small area across from Thomas Road Baptist Church, Falwell's church where the funeral was being conducted, for the protestors.

  A spokesperson for the Lynchburg Police Department told 365Gay.com that members of the group "Christian Bikers" parked in front of the area blocking the Phelps clan from the view of mourners.

  The Westboro group left after about 45 minutes, and well before the funeral began.

  Phelps and the church first came to national attention when he organized a protest by his followers outside the 1998 funeral for Matthew Shepherd, the gay college student who was beaten to death in Wyoming. The killing, Phelps' protest, and the reaction of townsfolk led to the play "The Laramie Project."

  Church members routinely demonstrate at the funerals of AIDS victims and most recently at the funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq.

  Falwell, who died last week at the age of 73, was no friend to the gay community.

  Following the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington in 2001 Falwell declared that gays and pro choice advocates were to blame.

  Speaking on the 700 Club religious program Falwell said, "The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen'."

  In 2003 Falwell announced that he was putting aside everything to devote his time to passage of a federal constitutional ban on gay marriage.

  "I am dedicating my talents, time and energies over the next few years to the passage of an amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which will protect the traditional family from its enemies who wish to legalize same-sex marriage and other diverse "family" forms," Falwell said.

  In the 2004 election campaign he worked with Republicans to use same-sex marriage as a wedge issue.

  A week after the November election he announced he was organizing battle plans for what he called an "evangelical revolution." Falwell said that the election showed that Americans want to return to "traditional values".

  He promised to roll back gay rights laws in communities across the country.

  He also denounced the Teletubbies TV show, calling one of the characters gay.

  Nearly 8,000 mourners attended the evangelist's funeral, but in an indication that the onetime powerhouse of Christian conservativism had lost his clout near the end was evidenced by who was not there.

  None of the GOP presidential candidates attended the funeral. The Bush White House, which at one time courted Falwell's support sent only a midlevel aide

98540  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-04-22
Written: (6302 days ago)

This is a WTF remix... and I'm not even on acid...


98057  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-04-09
Written: (6314 days ago)

Much to my surprise, my techno project is gaining momentum, with 3 new singles playing, we are now a featured member on EDM Spectrum. Check it!


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Written about Thursday 2007-02-08
Written: (6375 days ago)

"There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking."

                   -Yamamoto Tsunetomo

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Written about Saturday 2007-01-20
Written: (6393 days ago)

$560 for 4 hours of DJing... God I fucking love my job...

89391  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-12-07
Written: (6437 days ago)

Hiber-Rhapsody is Glen Whisler and Bill Moffitt, EJ Twizzler and EJ Fallout.

It begin in 1999 as Hiber-Rapsody when Glen purchased a HipHop Ejay program by Voyetra on a whim and began making simple tracks on his old 486 computer. Quickly mastering the basics of the program, he decided to see what other music software was available.

Stumbling across Rave Ejay, the techno producer in Glen was unleashed. After constructing the his first techno album titled Digital Neptune in late 2002, an h was added to make it Hiber-Rhapsody, which marked the permanent switch from HipHop to Techno. The second album Trance Rosary finished in may 2003 would mark the end of EJ Twizzler's use of Rave Ejay, in which he remarked; "It was a good learning tool, but I'm sadly disappointed with it's lack of versatility."

Techno Ejay 4 was the next step. With this new program, the third album, Elven was born in January of 2005. A clearly better collection of tracks than previous albums with standout tracks like Dark Skies and The Final Step, the latter of which was played on the radio in the UK. The next album, which Glen refers to as the "whoops album", was Tainted Rose, released in February 2006. His comments on it were none to pleasing; "I should have learned the first time I tried to use an Ejay program for more than one album..."

Feeling that the Ejay programs were not nearly versitile enough for him, he turned to his friend Bill for inspiration. Bill recomended Fruity Loops to him, stating that the possibilties were nearly endless with this program.

Upon purchasing Fruity Loops Studio 5, Glen set out to forge a new sound for himself and for about 4 months, all he got was endless frustration at the difficulty of this new program. Finally, after months of experimenting, he hit a breakthrough. And in October 2006, Liquid Fire was created, featuring the tracks, Hallucinate and Iron Mist. Not content to waste time, Phoenix Gate was created just a month later with the title track surpassing all expectations.

After achieving success on Liquid Fire and Phoenix Gate, Glen enlisted Bill for the next project to be named Aurora. Their goal is to make a more relaxing ambient style album, so far after 4 months, only one track has been dubbed "done" and released, Borealis, which combines Glen's powerful beats and bass lines with Bill's off the wall tweaking and sequences. Glen remarks, "I don't know how he comes up with this stuff, I'll send him an idea I'm working on, he'll send it back in two days and it'll be all wrecked up and freaked out! I love it!" Bill says, "I dunno how it comes to me...but having these sic beats from Glen sure help(laughs) and he makes them like, wicked fast too! I say hey Glen, I need a beat, he listens to what I got and boom two minutes later, he's got a beat for me."

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Written about Friday 2006-11-03
Written: (6471 days ago)

What the ever living fuck...

85239  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-10-18
Written: (6487 days ago)
Next in thread: 85275, 85505

So help me God if I have to deal with another report about you people picking fights over this fucking anorexia shit!

I will fucking kill you all!!!

83777  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-09-30
Written: (6506 days ago)
Next in thread: 83790

I've been sitting back and trying to stay out of this particular fiasco...but the more I hear about this wiki the I think that we should just leave it alone.

Personally I think Ana can help can only have a positive effect on society, I'll call it... population control. If you deem it nessesary to starve yourself to death...good. More food, oxygen, and living space for those of us not afflicted by these "Parasitic" Diseases known as Anorexia and Bolemia

So go starve your dumbasses to death! PLEASE!!! we're running out of room!

82779  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-09-13
Written: (6522 days ago)

A small collection of says from military men...enjoy...or not, I don't give a shit.

"Incoming fire has the right of way"

"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day"

"Friendly fire isn't"

"Never share a foxhole with anyone braver then yourself"

"Recoiless rifles aren't"

"When at first you don't suceed use high explosives"

"MOS 2311 If you see me running try to keep up"

"Don't stare when I'm in uniform it makes my agent orange act up and I get the urge to slay bodies!!"

I love kids, but I could never eat a whole one.

Is peace and interlude to war, or war and interlude to peace?

The virgin mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal ;p

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