"Everything around me fades to black
My life slowly slips away
As my heart stops beating and
I lose grip of my sword,
my vision blurrs and
I become a true shadow"
santa goes down this chimneya nd there awaits a girl in a robe
she says " oh santa please wont u stay "
he says ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta deliver toys to children u know
that she takes the robe off and she only has a bra and panties on
she says again ..oh santa please wont u stay
and he says hohoho ogtta go gotta go gotta deliver toys to chldren u know
she takes off bra and panties and again says
oh santa please wont u stay
then he says
hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay cant go up the chimney with my pecker this way ...
lmao
..i love jadiahs new poem..*below..
Whisper in the courtyard and turn the trees all into toys
Lay there on the ground, and turn the dirt into your joy
From what I see and what I know, it's all been boring lately
So I suggest we trade a question mark in for a maybe
Time your riddles right, and make a point that has no sense
Make sure that you're smiling, and your money's been well spent
Innocence and ignorance, it all goes hand in hand
I'm not sure that I'm right, but I hope you understand
I hope that you're still searching for the start that has no end
And all the plastic people have now become your friends
Before you start to drift and your soul begins to scream
I just wanted to tell you that you're listening to my dream
jadiah s new poem
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
LMAO!!
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
lmao
•¤**¤••¤**¤••¤
(`•.•´¨)*A gIrL iS MuCh MoRe
(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThAn ShE SeEmS
(`•.¸.•´)*NoT A ToY By AnY MeAnS
(¨`•.•´¨)*UnDeRNeAtH tHe MaKe-Up N' hAiR
(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThErE iS a SiGn SaYiN'
(`•.¸.•´)*'HaNdle WiTh CaRe
•¤**¤••¤**¤••¤
*:.)•°¹¤¯¶xº~¤~ºx¶
(.:*( ••°It ToOk Me By°•• )*:.)
)*:.) •CoMPlEtE SuPrIsE• (.:*(
(.:*( •×WhEn My HeaRtו )*:.)
)*:.)•ºGoT LoSt In hisº• (.:*(
(.:*(ºº•°••°•EyEz•°
)*:.) HeS NoT aLl I WaS (.:*(
(.:*( ••LoOkIn' FoR•• )*:.)
)*:.)BuT HeS AlL i WaNt (.:*(
(.:*(°AnD So MuCh MoRe°)*:.)
)*:.)•°¹¤¯¶xº~¤~º¢X
stoners live and stoners die,
but in the end we all get high,
si if at first you dont sucseed,
fuck the word and smoke some weed
i havent put much stuff i found in lately..hehe
*touch me, tease me, kiss me, please me*
...A promise is a promise...
..at least thats what they say..
...Well welcome to reality...
..there broken everyday..
[(*`·.·́*)]Be Sure Its True When YOU
[`·.*.·́]Say I Love YOU[(*`·.·́*)]
Millons Of Hearts [`·.*.·́ ]
Have Been [(*`·.·́*)]Broken
Just Because[·.*.·́] These Words
Were Spoken.
♥ There's no one in the world
I'd rather spend time with than you,
no one whose smile
touches my heart like yours,
no one who can make me feel good
just by being with me.
There's no one in the world
I could ever love as much
as I love you.♥
"You And Me"
What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time
Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right
Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
good song
I know it seems like we're never coming back
i know it feels like we're never coming back
you tried your best and you knew it wouldn't last
these were the words that she placed on her casket
[Saying goodbye this time, the same old story
Seeing you cry it makes me feel like saying sorry]
i just wanted you to know
i think about you every night
when i fall asleep
you are in my dreams
and just like in a movie
the one you want to see
with a happy ending
[And all I had was the memory of what was
so lets pretend it never mattered to us
I hope this message finds you well
I never thought I'd live to tell
what's a dream and what is real, the way I really feel]
And I can't make it on my own.
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Because you kill me.
You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.
[I never said
This would be easy
I let her go when she said she was leaving
So whisper softly
And don't forget
To tell me how you feel in 5 words or less]
Close the door, lock it tight
They don't know your safe tonight
Turn on a song that means the most
Believe im there and hold me close
[You are such a light sleeper
Count to ten and you're already up
We fall, we're in deeper
The nights gone as we open up our eyes]
Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding!", "What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
Hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
I'm your life
I'm the one who cares
they
they betray
I'm your only true friend now
they
they'll betray
I'm forever there
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
you know it's sad but true
you
you're my mask
you're my cover, my shelter
you
you're my mask
you're the one who's blamed
do
do my work
do my dirty work, scapegoat
do
do my deeds
for you're the one who's shamed
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
you know it's sad but true
hate
I'm your hate
I'm your hate when you want love
pay
pay the price
pay, for nothing's fair
hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who took you here
hey
I'm your life
and I no longer care
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
sad but true
I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reasoned alibis
I'm inside open your eyes
I'm you
sad but true
*a girls first time*
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
;refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
;more room for an easy
entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses
;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
omg!! thats completally ....wrong!! lol
[Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes
My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend
He pats the seat in the middle; i sit
Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends
"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his
Their breathe spirts weep
"Daddy you know i do; what is it?"
He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps
His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes
Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands
I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong!
They look at one another; nod; something planned
I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers
"Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again
But there grip is to strong for weak me
I look at both; and ask, who are these men?
His fingers going up me; pulling away
His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why?
His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint
Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?"
No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him
Chucks the quilt on the floor; me to
I try and scamper away, but im not fast
"O Daddy please, i love you"
His friend; pulling at my nightie
And my Dad pulling my pants down
His friend pinning my hands to the floor
As my Dad lies himself on the ground
I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up
And places me ontop of Daddy; thrusts within
I cry; i bite; i scratch; i slap; i fail
"O Daddy please you win you win!"
I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free
I can feel the blood seep down my leg
"Daddy your hurting me please"
I plead to him and his friend; not even a beg
Daddys laughing; why does he laugh?
His friend shoves himself in my mouth and moans
Tieing my hands togather; moving in and out
"Ride me Jessy" He laughs and groans
They smile at one another; laugh to
They roll me over and spread me wide wel
My daddy sits on my face; himself in again
While his friend talks and pushes himself inside
I can hardly breathe; i gag for air
I cough and splutter; cry and weep
I beg and plead; but its no use
Theyve already made me hurt and bleed
I stare into his eyes; that look upon me
This is not my Dad; where is he?
If he was still here; would he care
Would he actually even; see?
Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa
My cheeks blouchy from tears and pain
They play with them selfs; all over me
Rub it in; making me feel the shame
"Why Daddy? Please tell me why?"
Dad looks at his friend; and waves him away
"Jessy i love you" he smiles and kisses my cheek
"Is that all you have in your heart to say?"
He puts my nightie on me
I walks me to my bedroom door
Ever since that night; His friend
And himself every Friday come back for more
"Night sweet Girl; You are my life"
Closing the door, tears still down my face
Still the smell of him and his friend
Fade into me like disgrace
I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up
"Jessy its school" Knocking at my door
I cant help but cry; weep in pain
Because im so scared he wanted more
But one night daddy took it too far
Daddy and his friend came back for one last shot
They were worried they would get caught
So he and his friend took me to a cemetary lot
I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back
"Daddy please!! Not tonight!"
Daddy and his friend both had their last fun
After that i tried to put up a fight
I begged daddy "Please no more!"
All he could say "Shut up you stupid whore!"
Daddy unblindfolded me at last
He said I love you so much
He went back into the car and pulled out a bat
"Daddy I swear I wont say a thing!!!!"
I was dead
After only one swing.....]
[*RAPE IS WRONG*]
*ive been looking 4 this 4 a while..guess wat? i found it!*
[Be more concerned about your character than your reputation,
because your character is who you are,
and your reputation is what others think of you.]
.............\
.............(0 o)
....,---ooO(_)-------,
.......|` Where the ``|
.......| fuck is my ````|
.......|damn pizza rolls|
.......'------
...........|__
............|| ||
...........ooO Ooo
lmao
Your shady hat $30
your ecko jeans $65
your g-unit shirt $43
sweatshirt 75$
your rocawear socks 21$
your nexi $100
your bling bling $250
your gucci du-rag $25
Realizing that you're white..
Priceless
lmao
--------------
~Stubborn and hard-hearted.
~Strong-willed and highly motivated.
~Sharp Thoughts.
~Easily angered.
~Attracts others and loves attention.
~Deep Feelings.
~Beautiful physically and mentally.
~Firm Standpoint.
~Needs no Motivation.
~Shy towards opposite sex.
~Easily consoled.
~Systematic (left Brain).
~Loves to dream.
~Strong clairvoyance.
~Understanding
~Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
~Good imagination.
~Good physical.
~Weak Breathing.
~Loves literature and the arts.
~Loves traveling.
~Dislike being at home.
~Restless.
~Not having many children.
~Hardworking.
~High spirited..
~If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
[1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex on a piece of paper.
2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?
3. Your first initial
4. Your month of birth
5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a realistic wish.
ARE YOU DONE? IF SO, SCROLL DOWN..
.....
.......
..........
.............
.................
....................
........................
.............................
..................................
.........................................
..............................................
......................................................
............................................................
................................................................
............................................................
.....................................................
............................................
........................................
...................................
...........................
......................
..............
........
.....
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose: RED - You are alert and your life is full of love. BLACK - You are conservative and aggressive GREEN - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back BLUE - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love YELLOW - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down
3. If your initial is: A-K - You have a lot of love and friendship in your life L-R - You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
4. If you were born in: JAN.-MAR. - The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected APR.-JUNE - You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever JULY-SEPT. - You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good OCT.-DEC. - Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soul mate
5. If you chose: BLACK - Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. WHITE - You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. If you chose: CALIFORNIA - You like adventure FLORIDA - You are laid back
8. If you chose: LAKE - You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. OCEAN - You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your house within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!!!!!!]
ROSES ARE DEAD
VIOLETS ARE TOO
YOU THOUGHT YOU HURT ME AND MADE ME CRY
BUT I WAS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER GUY
YOU SIT AROUND AND TALK YOUR SHIT
SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR LIL ASS DICK
YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME BUT IT WASNT TRUE
WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER I PLAYED YOU TOO
hmm...