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[*When i first saw you...]
[i was afraid to -talk- to you*]
[*When i first talked to you...]
[i was afraid to -like- you*]
[*When i first liked you...]
[i was afraid to -love- you*]
[*Now that i love you...]
[I'm afraid to -lose- you]
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Am I pretty now?
Here comes the ugly one
dressed all in black
Those stupid preps all laugh
Because she looks so fat
Trying to ignore the comments
She walks, looking at the floor
Since she doesn't say a word
they shout even more
The jocks throw their footballs at her
And the anorexic sluts just laugh
She's teased in science, she teased in p.e
and they bombared her on the path
Everyday, the same routine,
She runs into her room and cries
She thinks that no one cares
If she just curled up and dies
Then one day after normal teasing,
She finally had had enough
She couldn't handle all their teasing
And other stupid stuff
She grabbed some lipstick
and put it on each lip
She grabbed her long black skirt
And then started to rip
At the corner of her eye
She spotted a pointy blade
She slashed her wrists until
Her vision starts to fade
Suddenly, she fell
Collapsing on a towel
The words carved in her wrists read,
[Am I Pretty Now?]
ooo..sadddd..I <3 IT!
Y 1) smoked weed or cigs
Y 2) consumed alcohol
Y 3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
Y 4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
y 5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
y 6) made out with someone of the same sex
Y 7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
y 8) watched porn
N 9) bought porn
N 10) done drugs
TOTAL: 8
y 11) taken pain killers
y 12) taken someone elses prescription medicine
Y 13) lied to your parents
Y 14) lied to a friend
N 15) snuck out of the house
y 16) done something illegal
Y 17) cut yourself
y 18) hurt someone
Y 19) wished someone to die
N 20) seen someone die
TOTAL: 8
y 21) missed curfew
y 22) stayed out all night
y 23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
Y 24) been to a therapist
N 25) been to rehab
n 26) dyed your hair
y 27) recieved a ticket
y 28) been in a wreck
y 29) been to a club
y 30) been to a bar
TOTAL: 8
y 31) been to a wild party
y 32) seen the Mardi Gras
N 34) had a spring break in Florida
y 35) sniffed anything
Y 36) wore black nail polish
Y 37) wore arm bands
Y 38) wore t-shirts with band names
Y 39) listened to rap
y 40) own a 50 cent cd
TOTAL: 8
Y 41) dressed gothic
Y 42) dressed prep
Y 43) dressed punk
Y 44) dressed grunge
y 45) stole something
y 46) been too drunk to remember anything
y 47) blacked out
Y 48) fainted
Y 49) had a crush on your neighbor
y 50) had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 10
y 51) snuck into someone else's room
n 52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
Y 53) been to a concert
y 54) dry humped someone
Y 55) been called a slut
Y 56) called someone a slut
N 57) installed speakers in your car
y 58) broke a mirror
y 59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
y 60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
TOTAL: 8
N 61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
Y 62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
Y 63) cruised the mall
y 64) skipped school
y 65) had an eating disorder
Y 66) had an injury
y 67) gone to court
y 68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
Y 69) caught something on fire
Y 70) lied about your age
TOTAL: 10
N 71) owned an apartment
y 72) cheated on your boyfriend/girl
y 73) been cheated on
y 74) got in trouble with the police
Y 75) talked to a stranger
y 76)hugged a stranger
y 77) kissed a stranger
N 78) rode in the car with a stranger
y 79) been sexually harrassed
y 80) been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 8
y 81) met face to face with someone you met online
Y 82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
Y 83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
n 84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
Y 85) been to a fair
Y 86) been called a bad influence
Y 87) cursed
Y 88) prank called someone
Y 89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
y 90) cheated on a test
TOTAL: 9
Y 91) cheated on homework.
N 92) recieved/given a handjob.
Y 93) been pushed into a pool.
Y 94) played pool.
N 95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight.
n 96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
NEVER 97) had a crush on someone younger than you
Y 98) wear eyeliner
y 99) skinny dipped
Y 100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
TOTAL: 6
10-20= goodie good
21-30= a little rebelious
31-40= getting hot baby
41-50= rebel
51-60= total bad girl/boy
61-70= bitch/asshole
71-80= yeah ur a fuck up
81-90= fucking bad ass
91-100= see u in hell
yeah ur a fuck up..hmm..tel me something i dont no
I want to be remembered as the girl who brightened up your day, even if she couldent hers.
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
Forget about inspections,
We need war to win elections!
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders,
Bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, Bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your tax cuts are rejected,
Bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
That he bought from your dad,
Bomb Iraq.
smile back
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Have you ever loved someone so much you give an arm for
Not the expression, NO, literally give an arm for
When they know they are your heart and you know you are their armor
And you will destroy anyone who will try to harm her
But what happens when karma turns right around and bites you ?
And everything you stand for, turns on you despite you ?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain
"Daddy look what I made"
Dad's got to go catch a plane
"Daddy, where's Mommy, I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don’t know, go play, Hailey baby, your daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, the song ain't gonna write itself
I give you one under dog and you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother... whose a spittin image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocker by baby
[Chorus: Eminem]
...And when I'm gone, just carry on... don't mourn.
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice,
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling,
And I ain't gon' feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain.
Just smile back...
...And when I'm gone, just carry on... don't mourn.
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice,
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling,
And I ain't gon' feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain.
Just smile back...
[Verse 2: Eminem]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushing Hailie on the swings
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing.
You're making mummy cry. Why ? Why is mummy crying?
Baby, daddy ain't leaving no more – “daddy you're lying.”
You always say that, You always say this is the last time,
But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you are mine.
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
Daddy please, daddy don't leave, daddy, no stop it.
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket.
It's got a picture, It'll keep you safe daddy, take it with you
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These sinking walls must be talking, Cause man I can hear ‘em.
They're saying : "You have got one more chance to do right, and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love them before it's too late."
And just as I go to walk out my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...
[Chorus: Eminem]
...And when I'm gone, just carry on... don't mourn.Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice,
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling,
And I ain't gon' feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain.
Just smile back...
...And when I'm gone, just carry on... don't mourn.
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice,
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling,
And I ain't gon' feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain.
Just smile back...
[Couplet 3 : Eminem]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they are throwing roses at my feet.
I take a bow and Thank You all for coming out
They’ screamin is so loud, I take one last look at the crowd.
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, HELP mummy her wrists are bleeding!"
But baby WE'RE IN SWEEDEN, how did you get to Sweeden ?
I followed you daddy, you told me that you weren't leaving.
You lied to me dad, and now you make mummy sad
And I bought you this coin, it says "Number One Dad".
That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
I get the point... fine, me and mummy are going.
But baby wait... - It's too late dad, you made the choice
Now go up there and show them that you love them more than us.
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep screaming your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep... Just take another pill...
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it... Yeah, Word, Keep it real.
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, That the curtain is closing on me.
I turn around, find a gun on the ground
Cock it, Put it to my brain and scream "Die Shady!" and POP IT!
The sky darkens, My life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes.
That's when I wake up, Alarm clock screamin and there's birds singing
It's spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk up to Kim and kiss her.
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister.
Almost as if to say...
[Outro: Eminem]
...And when I'm gone, just carry on... don't mourn.
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice,
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling,
And I ain't gon' feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain.
Just smile back...
...And when I'm gone, just carry on... don't mourn.
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice,
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling,
And I ain't gon' feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain.
Just smile back...
the slowest form of suicide is love.
I Love You is 8 letters...So is Bullshit
Id rather be Hated
For What I Am
Then Loved
For What Im Not
If I cried Would you still hold me?
[If I died Would you still love me?]
If I jumped Would you still catch me?
[If I died Would you still love me?]
If I cut Would you still stop me?
[If I died Would you still love me?]
If I left Would you still follow me?
[If I died Would you still love me?]
If I shot Would you still calm me?
[If I died Would you still love me?]
If I killed Would you still protect me?
[If I died Would you still love me?]
If I lied Would you still believe me?
[If I died Would you still love me?]
If I betrayed Would you still trust me?
[If I died Would you still love me?]
If I lusted Would you still touch me?
[If I Died Would you still love me?]
If I cried Would you still hold me?
[If I died Would you come with me…?]
:*I’ll be there,
*:.When no one is there for you,
.:*And you think no one cares…
*:.When the whole world walks out on you,
.:*And you think you’re alone.
*:.I’ll be there,
.:*When the one you love most,
*:.Could care less about you…
.:*When the one you gave your heart to,
*:.Throws it in your face.
.:*I’ll be there,
*:.When the person you trusted the most,
.:*Betrays you…
.:*When all you need is a friend,
*:.To listen to you whine,
.:*I’ll be there.
*:.When you’re heart hurts so bad,
.:*You can’t even breathe
*:.I’ll be there,
.:*When you start to cry,
*:.After hearing that sad song…
.:*When the tears just won’t stop falling down,
*:.I’ll be there.
.:*This is a promise I can make.
*:.If you ever need me,
.:*Just give me a call and I’ll be there.
I’m a memory
I won’t ever go away
Not as long as you live
But when you die
Everything you’ve ever thought and seen'll be gone with you
*
I’m a memory
Just a swift memory
Nothing can make me go away
As long as you’re still here
*
I’m a memory
About us
About all we could have been
But we didn’t
Something went wrong
And now I’m here to remind you of that for the rest of your life
*
I’m a memory
You won’t ever get away from me
I’ll always be here
Inside of you
The only thing you can be sure you won’t loose
*
I’m a memory
Just a swift memory
Nothing can make me go away
As long as you’re still here
*
I’m a memory
You try to hide me away
Push me in and lock the door
But you can’t lock that door
I’ll always get back out to haunt you when you’re asleep
*
I’m a memory
Just a swift memory
Nothing can make me go away
As long as you’re still here
*
I’m a memory
And nothing but a memory
I’m a memory
Just a swift memory
A memory
Just a memory
OK SO I GOT ON MY MYSPACE RITE? OK I HAD A MESSAGE FROM PATRICK AND IT WAS TALKNIG ABOUT HOW IF YOU LIOVE SOMEONE YOU SHOULD TELL THEM AND BLAH..THIS FROM THE GUY WHO REFUSED TO DATE ME...WTF???
Take my hand
Off we go
To the room
Shut the door
Hit the lights
Grab me close
Raise me up
Kiss me slow
Lips tongues touch
In a dance
I’m turned on
By your glance
Hands slide up
To my neck
In my hair
Pull me back
Trail your lips
Down the path
One plus one
Do the math
One kiss here
One lick there
Two hard nipples
Equals wet underwear
Lick me slow
Suck you deep
Make me cum
Till I’m asleep
Lose your pants
Take my shirt
Nipples so hard
That they hurt
Slide my panties
With your teeth
Not just wet
But soft heat
Take your dick
In my hands
Better get ready
I’ve got plans
Raise me up
Over your face
Put your tongue
In that place
Spread me open
Part my lips
While I kiss
On your hips
Take you in
I’m open wide
You taste me
I’m so high
Suck your tip
Flick my clit
This sixty nine
Is so exquisite
Take you deeper
Make me moan
Feel my lips
At your bone
Tongue me softly
Feel my flow
Now how fast
Can I go
Back and forth
Up and down
Swirl your tongue
Round and round
Feel you all
In my depth
Can’t seem to
Catch my breath
Stroke your shaft
Hit my spot
Make you harder
Make me hot
While you search
Seek to find
The pleasure in
This tongue grind
I’m taking you
All the way
Through the night
Into the day
I’m getting close
To the end
But I’m getting
My second wind
Suck you smooth
Jack you tight
All that cum
Is mine tonight
You’re getting tense
Back is arched
Throat is dry
Now I’m parched
I can’t wait
For another minute
Cum for me
Give me it
That’s it, baby
Give to me
Let it go
Set it free
Oh my God
What’ve you done?
Baby now I’m
About to cum
Ooh don’t stop
NO NOT EVER…
we've cum together
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up
..... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with
you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes
from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take
your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and
say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about
you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to
all their real friends and hope to get it back
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I don't want to be your #1
Being #1 means theres a #2 and a #3
I want to be your OnLy oNe
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
If i could, I'd give you 12 roses, 11 real and one fake and say I'll love you til that last rose dies...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
When a girl misses you shes afraid to see how your new girl looks, shes dreading that your not hers any more
When you break a girls heart she will still feel it when bumping head 3 years later
When a girl just stares deep into your eyes shes HOPING that your hers and only hers(it shows how much she cares:eyes never lie)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
[When a guy calls you hott...He's looking at your body, When a guy calls you pretty...He's looking at your face, When a guy calls you beautiful...He's looking at your heart]
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Superman
I wish my Superman was here
to fight away my fear
With him by my side
I can not cry
For he is my shining star
Words can't even explain the way
how I miss him everyday
When I hear his voice, see his smile
oh how i stare for a while
His gorgeous lips, amazing eyes
I can never deny
I love his stare, even his hair
This is how much i care
With all these words all i can say is
I Love You
(P.S. I wrote this tell me wat u thing)if my superman didn't fly away this would be true
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
> >> >(This was written by a guy)
> >> >
> >> >Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
> >> >
> >> >1. They will always smell good even if it's
>just shampoo.
> >> >2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our
> >>shoulder.
> >> >3. How cute they look when they sleep.
> >> >4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
> >> >5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is
>right
> >>in
> >> >the world.
> >> >6. How cute they are when they eat.
> >> >7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it
>makes
> >>it
> >> >all worth while.
> >> >8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30
>outside.
> >> >9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
> >> >10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both
>know
> >>that
> >> >you think she's the most beautiful on this
> >>earth.
> >> >11. How cute they are when they
>argue.
> >> >12. The way her hand always finds yours.
> >> >13. The way they smile.
> >> >14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID
>after
> >> >you just had a big fight.
> >> >15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you
> >>know
> >> >that an hour later....
> >> >16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
> >> >17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
> >> >18. Actually...Jus
> >> >19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
> >> >20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something
>that
> >> >silly.
> >> >21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
> >> >22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even
>though we
> >> >don't
>admit it).
> >> >23. The way they say "I miss you".
> >> >24. The way you miss
> >>them.
> >> >25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so
>that
> >>it
> >> >doesn't hurt her anymore...
> >> >
> >> >Yet regardless if you love them, them, wish they would die
> >>or
> >> >know that you would die without them it matters not. Because
>once
> >>in
> >> >your life, whatever they were to the world they become
>everything
> >>to
> >> >you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths
>of
> >> >their souls and you say a million things without trace of a
> >>sound,
> >> >you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the
> >> >rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a
>million
> >> >reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of
>the
> >>mind
> >> >but of the heart.
> >> >A feeling.
> >> >Only felt.
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Near to the door
he paused to stand
as he took his class ring
off her hand
all who were watching
did not speak as a silent tear
ran down his cheek
and through his mind
the memories ran
of the moments they walked
and ran in the sand hand and hand
but now her eyes were so terrible cold
for he would never again
have her to hold
they watched in silence
as he bent near
and whispered the words..
"I LOVE YOU" in her ear
he touched her face and started to cry
as he put on his ring and wanted to die
and just then the wind began to blow
as they lowered her casket
into the snow....
this is what happens
to man alive.....
when friends let friends....
drink and drive.
The Guys' Rules:
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"from the female point of view...
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.o
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
*RoLl rOLl RoLL YoUr JoInT
PaSt iT DoWn tHe LiNe
tAkE a StOkE bLoW YoUr sMoKe
AnD bLoW YoUr fUcKiN MiNd!
YAY!!!
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I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...
I'm the girl who holds your hand and plays with it....
I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....
I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...
I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......
I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...
I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...
I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...
I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...
I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....
I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...
I'm the girl who will love you unconditionall
SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"
DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"
LUCKY BASTARDS: "i have this girl" if you already have her
for me:
"I'm this girl"
for my bf:
"i have this girl"
God made whisky, God made pepsi
God made me so fukin sexy
God made rivers, God made lakes
God made you, well we all make mistakes
*cough* adrienne *cough*
1-2-3-4
Climb in bed
and lock the door
5-6-7-8
hold me down
make it great
Lick my body
suck my tits
go in out and out
with your dick
I'll suck you
if u make me scream
babe ya know i like it
with wip-cream
I'll tie u up
and cuff you
I'll use my whip
and ride you too
moaning and screaming
dirty little deeds
Kinky sex
Is all I need
hehe...*cough* me n' malcolm *cough*