Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
if ur a juggalo or juggalette put the pledge in your house

Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY
Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie
Biggot: Racist, hater
Chedda: Money, skrilla
Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy
Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist
Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt
Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about
Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit
Echoside: A fate worse than hell
Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more)
Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at
Feminem: Eminem diss
Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub.
Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked
Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live
Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a concert in their hometown of Detroit
Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records logo. Created by Shaggy 2 Dope. Seen on everything Psychopathic Records.
Hell's Pit: Hell, the eternal flames
Hoe: A whore, slut, hoodrat
Hood Rat: Whore, slut, the girl that be fucking all the boys
Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures
Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse's first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with
ISI: Infamous Superstars Incorporated, Gang consisting of Jamie Madrox, Monoxide Child, Blaze, and others
JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling
Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival.
Juggahoe/Juffalo: Some one that acts down with the clown but really isn't
Juggalo: Believer of the Dark Carnival, big fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists
Juggalette: Female Juggalo
Juggalo Championshit Wrestling: JCW, Psychopathic Records own wrestling organization that was #2 behind the WWE.
Killa: Used in the same context as Juggalo and Ninja
Majik Recordz: A Sub-Label of Psychopathic Records started and run by Psychopathic's Twiztid. This project has been canned, or at least put on hold for the time being
MCL: Much Clown Love
MFL: Much Family Love
Moonshine: Homemade booze
Necromancy: Style of magic using the dead
Necrophilia: Sexual activities with the deceased
Neden: See Cotton Candy
Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, down ass Juggalos
Ninjette: Female Ninja
Nizzos: Testicles, balls, nuts
Nugbone: Your neck
Nugget: Your head
Pink Eye: Condition you get for eating too much pussy
Psychopathic Records: Underground record label that was founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss
Red Neck: Hillbilly's from Southern United States, usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.
Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja
Shangri-La: Juggalo Heaven
Shank: Knife
Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker's Card.
Skrilla: Chedda, cash, bones, money, dollars
Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem
Trees: Weed, green, dank
Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP's homies
Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black magic
Wang: Penis, dick, popsicle
Wig Split: Crack ya head in half
Zuggalo: A big fan of Zug Izland. Like a Juggalo, but for Zug

Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever