ROFL i'm having a moment... I've been listening to alot of Danny Elfman music.. Themes from Tim Burton movies especially.. And the Willy Wonka theme just came on, and it's so... retarded. It had me in absolute fits of the giggles XD XD
That is all.
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Ok, i'm being a diary whore... I'm doing it on ET aswell, but i only have one thing to say really... Conversation i can hear at the moment coming from my mum's room?
Ethan: Do you want my feet? Here, FEET! Or fists, yeaaaah
Mum: Do you want to put dream cream on them?
Ethan: No, no, i'll be fine.
Mum: No i think you should.
Ethan: Venus flytrap plus chocolate equals Zetsu.
Mum: That's nice. Why are you doing the same one as me you dingbat?
Ethan: I think i've got a phobia of bouncy beds *runs off round the house naked wrapped in a big blue sheet*
Mum: No, Ethan, come back there's too much wet paint for all this malarky.
And then they both dissapeared... i found that very funny indeed XD My family is a bunch of lunatics, they really are...
Ethan is my younger brother by the way. No, he's not a toddler, he's 8 years old o_O bloody nutter...
I'd just like to say that i love all my friends to pieces. They're a bunch of nutters.
Me: Yeah, so i've basically decided to start over and do things my way instead of doing things to spite her...
Emily: Well done, that's the spirit. As they say, it's time to turn over a new leaf!
Me: ...They?
Emily: Yes. The wise people of wisdomosity. Who know stuff. Like Buddah.
Me: ROFL XD
Emily: Do not ROFL. You are making my wisdomosity a cataclysm of a sham!
Me: o_O What wisdomosity?
Emily: I am an owl you know.
Me: You are?
Emily: Yes, the quiz said so. Owls are very wise.
Me: Say something wise then.
Emily: ...Look, see this leaf?? *turns it over* HA!
Me: ROFL XD XD XD
Yeah, it wasn't really that funny but i found it amazingly funny (mainly because i've been cooped up in my room for the last 24 hours thinking about what a bummerish situation i've got myself in XD) As Emily puts it: "Life is a tragedy of a sham. You might aswell make the most of it because biting the Donkey's bum is only going to give you grief in the end." ...No, i have no idea what she's talking about either, but it made me laugh XD
Hmph... I should really go to bed since it's 11:50 and i have work tomorrow... But i don't feel like sleeping... I feel like having a ramble XD I've also just realised that i'm drinking cider when i really shouldn't be at this time of night <_< >_> It was just there in a glass next to me! I didn't know what it was, i just drank it XD Which was stupid coz it could have been anything knowing my family... Bah...
My cat was having a funny five minutes this morning.. He's a cranky old bastard nearing his 14th birthday i think so it was really odd for him to act like such a... kitten... He ran out from under a hedge and leapt at my foot like some kind of demented.. thing.. I moved out of the way and he ran into the car, then started attacking the tyres o___O Weird little git... Me and my brother found a rat today :O in the field near my house that we walk the dog around. It was just sitting there looking retarded, and it didn't move or anything when we went up to it... I even poked it and it just sat there, so i thought it might be dead or paralyzed or something. Then the dog barked at it and it scarpered... Meh... Rats... See what happens when i'm bored?? I start rambling about stupid rats and retarded cats and now i feel like i'm writing a sodding rhyme!!! Jebus...
Hmm... What else to ramble pointlessly about?? I really can't think of anything... NOTHING of interest has happened to me these last couple of days... my mum and me went into Wrexham shopping today, which was nice. She decided the dress that i chose wasn't nearly weird enough for me, so we went to TK max again and bought a red dress which is nicer than the one i had before.. and then she spent 20 squid on accesories aswell o_O she's a fucking nutter, she really is... But aside from all that my best buy was a top i got from Primark for £3 XD It says Urban Hippie on the front and i just love it! XD Shows how easily pleased i am... My mum splurges £50 on a dress and a bunch of stuff to go with it, and i much prefer my hippie top XD Mum's also put another tenner on my phone, and has agreed to fix my scanner and buy me a tablet o_O i don't know why she's gotten so generous all of a sudden... I think maybe she's trying to bribe me into revising and doing really well in my GCSE's XD Ah well, i am revising so it's partly working <_< >_> Can't wait to get my tablet though *squeebles* i've been drawing obsessively when im not revising and i want to colour! COLOUR!!! My new friend Emily, who randomly added me on msn because one of her friends gave her my addy, has been giving me all these tips on how to CG really realistically, and i can't wait to try it x) I've been writing obsessively too recently... I've suddenly got hundreds of ideas in my head and i need to write! I think maybe i should look at a career involving writing for the future... Gawd, im rambling now XD How did i manage to go from retarded cats to talking about choices for the future?? O_O
Anyway... I think i've rambled enough, and anyone bored enough to read all this deserves some sort of award... Have... Umm... Have a wooden hand, because it happens to be what's on my desk infront of me right now! *gives strange person a wooden hand* Bye all!
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Hmm... Why does my brain work in such weird ways?? The other night, i had a dream about a dead tiger.. And somehow that has manifested itself into a new story o__O However, this is the first story i've ever written that has an actual plan, a beginning a middle and an end, and some structure to it. So hopefully i'll be able to actually finish this one XD
In other news... I'm bored and have nothing to do... *goes to sleep*
I am so freaking retarded!!! I'm going out for a chinese (i think XD) with my form in an hour, so what did i just do?? I made myself a cheese and ham slice without thinking about it >_< that will successfully fill me up for the rest of the day... I'm gonna end up sitting there eating the restaurants entire supply of sesame prawn toasts, seeing as that's the only thing that doesn't fill me up at all...
In other news, i am proving myself Narutarded by making a series of custom T-shirts... I've half finished my Orochimaru one, and i'm making a Naruto, Neji and Shikamaru T and an Akatsuki hoodie... Busy busy ^___^
ROFL, weirdest freaking popup i've ever seen...
Popup: KILL ALL THE ANGRY GLOBS TO WIN A FREE RINGTONE!!!!
Me: .......*ignore
Popup: *shakes violently* YOU LET THE ANGRY GLOBS GET PAST YOU!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Me: *dying on the floor laughing*
Sorry, i found it highly amusing... Angry globs... XD
..I just watched the video for Bittersweet (by Apocalyptica featuring Ville Valo and Lauri Ylonen (sp??) if you didn't know.. all those finnish men O_O) anyway... it's a great video, great song... but why am i the only one that finds it highly amusing that towards the end Apocalyptica are stuck to the cieling, still playing away on their cellos!? Everyone i've asked has been like 'Um, that's not funny...' but it really amused me XD *is slowly loosing her mind* right, im done rambling now, back to revision -_-
Apocalyptica = <3333
That is all.
"Are there ships??"
"Um.. Yes, yes there are ships."
"How many?"
"Um...1...5...
"....You fucking nutters..."
"What to do, what to do.. Got no head... No head.. I CAN'T THINK I CAN'T THINK!! I have no head, that's why... Uuuuuuuuurm... Invade Birmingham!"
Eddie Izzard is a LEGEND
Ok, so how did Gemma end up having my babies, which were twin oranges?? This is how it happened...
Me and Viper were sitting on the sofa, and he kept trying to kiss me. As i have vowed to have nothing more to do with him in a romantic way, every time he tried to kiss me i did Eddie Izzard's idea of an orange impersination (basically making your body go as stiff as a board and puffing your cheeks out. Highly amusing.)
Because Viper was annoyed at my lack of whore-ishness, he started pinching me every time i did the orange impression, causing me to giggle insanely and fall off the couch.
Every time i got pinched, i giggled like a fool and screamed "I'M NOT AN ORANGE!!!!" which had Gemma in stitches (Gemma, incidentally, is a Kumquat)
After alot of film watching, we went upstairs and me and Gemma started making dances up, a dance move for each of out friends. When we got to mine, my dance was Eddie Izzards orange impression jazzed up a bit. Amusing. Gemma then turned to me and said that she'd had my children.
Because it had been decided that i was infact an orange, it made sense that the children should also be oranges. And thus, our twin oranges Willy Willyski and Billy Fuckyourdaught
Technically, since Gemma is a kumquat and i'm an orange, the babies should be weird tangerine type things... Orquats... or Kumanges XD
Yes, this is what me and my friends get up to in our free time. Coz we rock hardcore. You know you're jealous :p
*le-sigh* I'm having one of those days i think XD
I threw my cornflakes all over the poor cat by accident...
I sat in a boiling hot room, reading, until i got a migrane, which was stupid...
I made a... i don't know how to spell it, but it was some sort of coffee milkshake, which was really nice :p
My dad offered to pierce my tongue and my ears for me. I ran away XD
I watched the Lion King and cried my eyes out when Mufasa died XD
I stabbed myself in the eye with a chocolate umbrella.
My mum is trying to think of ways to bring Viper to the Hemp Fest because, and these are her reasons 'she likes him' 'She feels sorry for him' 'He apologised to her for getting my school uniform wet' and 'He's better looking than all my other male friends' o___O
Her ideas so far are: He could curl up in the boot. We could hire a limo (yeah mum, with what money?). He could sit on the roof. He could lie across me, Alex and my brother. So basically all really stupid but funny ideas.
I've confirmed that my little brother is gay. Our conversation from earlier...
Ethan: So when we grow up, what will you be??
Me: ...A monkeys uncle, what do you think??
Ethan: Well will you be my... my... what?
Me: I'll still be your sister, douchebag, you can't change that i'm afraid.
Ethan: What about when i get married?
Me: You'll still be my brother, and who ever you marry will be my sister in law.
Ethan: What if i marry a boy?
Me: O____________O
So yeah, i have a gay brother, it has been confirmed.
CAN'T FECKING WAIT FOR HEMP FEST \m/
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Well, [Lexxi Scuzz] did a list of groovyness, so i'm doing one too! Oh yeah *hops on the bandwagon* The crack that has been happening in my life:
- I got bit by Viper. Several times. On the neck, back, arm and tongue XD
- I got freaking drenched by Gemma and Viper
- I'm speaking to my ex again. We had a talk about it, and we've decided to be friends, which is good ^_____^
- I drank all Gemma's milk XD
- Andy smacked me on the ass with a book really hard, and Viper did the same but harder and without the book XD So there you go Alex, we both got tortured XD
- I played Halo without killing myself a million times XD
- I have a big multicoloured hand print on my back thanks to Alex.
- Alex is putting two more holes in my ears (two in each, obviously) before hemp fest on Saturday \m/
- I'm doing a webcomic with Alex about a bunch of our crazy mates
- I'm getting my tongue pierced so there'll be no more Viper bites (that's not the only reason XD)
- And i'm revising too XD Honest <_< >_>
I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!! I love you all, i do XD
Pops
Booty
Joshuaaaaa
Ruth the Nazi
Princess Viper XD
Dan dan the flying man
What a bunch of awesome nicknames XD I'm rambling now...
I just burnt my forehead with my straighteners XD XD
That's what i get for trying to straighten my fringe, brush my teeth, put my shoes on and dance like a loon to Dir en Grey all at the same time XD
*Admires long burn mark on forehead* I'm proud of that XD
Gfsdauvidenavi
I was meant to be having my hair dyed again tonight...
But stupid me came in, played Drakengard for 2 hours then fell asleep on the sofa.. And no one thought to wake me until ten o' fecking clock!!! >___< My mum amused me by hoovering my face to wake me up.. Then she gave me a plate of sushi and wandered off into the garden.. And i thought it was only dogs and cats who could have 'a funny five minutes'..
That is all.
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BAH! Grounded until we go back to school =_= Oh well, that's on Monday, so it's not as if it's a long time XD
And i've found out why my mum's been so weird with me the last few days.. She's worked out that i'm going out with Walker, and she's livid (she doesn't like him AT ALL) and I've been told i'm not to see him outside school... Which, to be honest, is fine by me.. I need some space to think at the moment, so my mum's weirdness has given me the chance to get that space. Parents can be helpful sometimes.. I'm rambling now XD I'm just gonna shut up and carry on with what i'm meant to be doing since i only have 30 minutes on the PC tonight =___= This grounded business is torture XD
Woo, Attila the hun is on tonight! I find it funny.. [Lexxi Scuzz] may know why.. she may not <_< >_> either way, i'm watching it *boogies*
Wooo, good mood today ^____^ so i feel like dishing out some belated easter love!