I just got back from the doctors. I have glandular fever. Glandular fucking fever. I can't speak, which is hell for someone as talkative as me. I can't eat, which is even more hell as i happen to love eating. I'm not allowed alcohol (i like how that was the first thing the doctor pointed out) dairy products or any solid food for a week. A WEEK!!! Ok, alcohol i can just about live without.. Dairy products, same story (the Milk Maid is temporarily going into hybernation).. But no solid food?!?! That's just so cruel!! Why do you do it to me, God?! Well i know full well why i've got this fooking thing. I'm blaming Bloodstock, large amounts of alcohol and too many guys. Glandular fever is also known as the kissing disease. Oh joy, now i have to put up with weeks of my parents taunting me because i have the fooking kissing disease >___< I really REALLY want to eat something.. I refuse to live off fruit juice and soup for the next week. I might have a boil in the bag fish thingy... Fish is squishy, it won't do too much damage, right? Grrrrrrrr. I need to find out who is responsible for giving me this, and i need to kill them. Yes. I'm going to eat some ham, no solid foods be damned. Pfffft.

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Just got back from Bloodstock... I can't speak. Seriously. Doing a pirate voice for 3 days straight is very tiring on the old vocal chords. And you can't get rid of the accent once you start. Which can be problematic. Oh well. I have to be walking the scurvy mutt now, so i'll rant about Bloodstock later, preferably when i remember how to type. Y'arr.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF...


YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"

YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.

YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS"

YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT.

YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE.

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?

YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.

YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.

2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.

Woooow, i've reached a new level of sadosity.. I'm sitting here eating ice cream, CGing, drinking cider and listening to the Yu-Gi-Oh theme tune on repeat XD How lame am i... Oh well ^__^

You know what? I should be in bed. But i'm not. I keep doing this. I HAVE to get up early tomorrow so i can do my room, or mum is going to have such a spazz. It's nowhere near finished =__= i'm going to have to just throw things away, it's getting stupid. Bin liners ahoy!

Anyway, i am actually going to bed now because i know if i don't go now i'll be up all night again and refuse to get up in the morning. So yeah, BAI!!!

Dear God,
Hello again. Reading back my old diary entries, i found another one of these sort of letter type things, and it amused me so i'm doing another one.
No real complaints other than that you STILL haven't repaired my body clock. It's 5am. Why aren't i tired?
Question... Why has my cat cheered up all of a sudden? I'm not complaining, just curious, as he is usually a grumpy wazzock.
And thank you for sending my muse back to me. I don't know where he went, but he has gained three tattoos. I'm sure there is a logical explanation.
Other than that i have nothing of worth to say... Other than to apologise for my previous reference to the flying bread roll. I take it completely seriously, honestly.
If i ever saw a flying bread roll, mind you, i'd probably buy myself a straight jacket and sign myself in at the asylum.
But that's just me.
If it had cheese on it that would be a different matter entirely.
I'm done now.
Your loyal whatsit
NCV

(I quite enjoy doing these letters XD ...i will write to lots of people... Who next? The Prime Minister maybe, advising him to stay away from bombs, war, death, distruction and anything else like that... I may send him a Care Bears video...)

Hmmm... I just watched a program about a serial killer called BTK who managed to avoid the police for 30 years... It was kinda scary watching his trial at the end =/ makes you wonder who you can actually trust, and who might be out to kill you... I'm not a paranoid person really, so i'm not going to go and question all my friends and family to make sure they're not serial killers but... It really does make you wonder how safe we really are... I'm sitting here thinking 'Yeah, but it's never going to happen HERE in this poxy little village' when it could. I'm betting all the people who have been killed by serial killers have been the 'It'll never happen to me.' kind... Hrrm... Really makes me want to write a story... Like inside the mind of a serial killer. I may have to do that now *ponders* it would be interesting... And it would give me the opportunity to research serial killers and murderers and try and find out what makes them tick... This is going to be a fun little project for me over the rest of the summer XD Researching mass murderers. Whoopee. Oh well, it'll give me something to think about. Oooooh, it really makes me want to take Psychology... I think that's the course that you take at AS level, it's got something to do with the mind of a murderer... ARGH! The need to write is now taking over my brain, must start stuff now. BAI!

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I don't rant enough in this diary... mainly because i rant ALOT in my ET diary, and then run out of things to say... Oh well, this short entry makes me feel better.

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One more thing, why do guys always find it odd that i like videogames? No, i don't like them, i'm completely and utterly hooked and dependant on them. I also make room for a social life. Aren't i amazing. But seriously, girls can sit up for 12 hours playing videogames too you know! Ok, most girls don't, can't and wouldn't... But i can, would and in fact DO!!! So shuddup guys who think only guys can be "proper gamers" (Dan G, this means you). The only difference between male gamers and female gamers is male gamers can't do anything else. Female gamers can do lots of things all at once, like keeping in touch with friends, arranging stuff, baby-sitting annoying siblings, making dinner (Yes i did actually. We had chicken sandwiches and salad. Ha.) AND gaming. It's because we're awesome like that ^___^ Multi-tasking ftw! I am of course being incredibly sexist right now, and thusly also being a hypocrite. I'm very sorry, guys i do love you really, i just hate people assuming that i can't do something because i'm a girl. Like Dave did when his computer whent phut.

Computer: *fizz whirrr breeeeeeeeeeeeeeak*
Me: *prods computer* i know what's wrong...
Dave: Bex, let me do that, fixing computers is a blokes job, i don't want you br-
Me: It's fixed.
Dave: .......But... you're a girl.
Me: Are you sure? Oh, yes, i suppose i am.

So yeaaaaaaaaah... I'm allowed to be a little bit sexist, because he was... karma and all that jazz <_< >_> I know what i'm talking about... Anyway i'm shutting up now, i have no idea why i even started this entry...

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Well helloooo there!! *waves* nyeheheh... Well, i'm back from holidays and it was awesome as always! It's great getting the chance to see all my family again X3 Bah, i'm really tired now though, i can't be bothered ranting about hols too much right now... I'll talk tomorrow, i have to go and make sure my dad hasn't turned my ps2 off... There is a teenage stubbornosity saga going on in my house at the moment.. and it's not me suffering from teenage stubbornosity... It's my brother XD Mum got me Naruto Ultimate Ninja when she went into Selsey and left me behind in Bracklesham Bay to roast on the beach, and since we got home my brother has been playing it incessantly (yeah, great, i get a new game but im not allowed to play it...) ..He was having trouble with something and we ended up completing every scenario today.. problem is, i dont have a memory card that actually WORKS anymore.. And my brother refuses to turn off the bloody playstation until we save the game.. So i have to go out tomorrow morning and buy a bloody memory card so he can save the bloody game and we can all stop having a nervy spazz *shakes head* my family are a bunch of total wazzocks sometimes..

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I just noticed that i STILL have a scar on my head from when i burnt myself with my straightners XD I hope it never goes away, i love that scar!

Anyway, this will be my last diary entry for a whole week!! I'm going awaaaaaay to the south coast this week X3 I'm really looking forward to seeing all my family again, and i will report when i get back!

Until then, bye everyone! Love you all lots and lots X3

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Haha, ok it's not funny, but.. Haha.

Noob: Hey, get lost, i call back here.
Me: Hey, get lost, or i'll call the hounds.
Noob: What?
Me: You don't bloody call anything. I'll go where i want.
Noob: I've been here ages.
Me: So what's your point? I'm here now.
Noob: Yeah, but i was here first.
Me: Yeah, but i'm here now.
Noob: **** you, you ******* *****!!!! >:(
Me: God, i hope you die in a car crash...
Noob: My mum died in a car crash.
Me: Oh, well, one down...
Noob: OMG *leaves*
Other dude: Lol, you owned him! *claps*
Me: A-thank you very much *bows*

Ok, well i found it funny. YESIMAFREAKINGNERDSOSUEME!! *hides*

And i know full well that his mum didn't die in a car crash, he was just saying that to make me feel guilty. It's not the kind of thing you broadcast around to random strangers on the internet. And if his mum actually did die in a car crash, then i dont care. Because guess what? I DIDN'T KNOW HER AND I DON'T KNOW HIM AND I'M AN INSENSITIVE BITCH!!! Hooray!
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^___^ I went for a walk, i feel better now.. oh this has no relevance to anything, i ranted in my et diary.. oh well..

i'm all of a squeeble now because i have 2 awesome artists doing art for me X3 Both over on Elftown, both are wonderfully awesome people!!!! *melts* yeeee, im all excited now X3 YAYART!!!

OMG PANTS!!!! *rofl's* ...*Cough*, ok, i should explain ^__^ Myself and Emmie-chan were discussing which pairings are the most canon in my current story.. Kat and Theo is pretty much destined to happen but.. yeah.. so anyway, when we pair characters together we merge their names together aswell.. So this is our conversation:

Emily: Hrrm.. What about Theo and Kat?
Me: ...That would come out as That o_O
Emily: Ok, weird... How about... Pabs and Vince?
Me: ...Pance?
Emily: Haha, when you say that out loud it sounds like pants XD
Me: OMG. Emily.
Emily: What?
Me: That's my new OTP.
Emily: What, Pants??
Me: Yes. Pants.
Emily: ROFL, go for it XD
Me: It's so canon X3
Emily: *squeebles* X3

Ok, so 'That' sounds crap so we've decided that Kat would be the man in the relationship (rofl) so it will become Kaeo X3 And now Vince and Pabs is totally canon, just because of the Pance thing X3 SO Alex was half right i suppose.. Vince is gay, but not with Theo XD ..Lol, pants...

OMG!!! There has to be someone out there who finds this as hilarious as i do??

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/47503494/

When Axel takes that catuar to the face... OMG, i seriously nearly choked to death i found it THAT funny XD XD
...There must be some Kingdom Hearts fans out there who are with me on this???

*...........Crickets chirping...............*

Oh come ON! Someone else must find this funny! Someone?? Anyone?!?!

*.................Tumbleweed*...............*




_...Hello?

AND I JUST NOTICED THAT THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY WALL!!!!! IT'S SMALL AND BLACK AND WHITE!! GAH!!! *diary whore*

GAH! It's my gran and grandad's anniversary today.. So i'm drawing their beloved dog for them.. IT'S THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER HAD TO DO?!?! Have you ever tried doing a realism of a WHITE dog on a WHITE background?!?! FFS, the photo i'm using for reference is pretty over-exposed so i'm having to make up most of the shading >.< I hate drawing things with white hair.. Grrr... I hereby make a vow that everything i draw in the future will be brunette (if it has hair of course) because brown hair is the easiest.. not to light, not to dark... Grrr... *chucks pencil across the room* And i lost sharpy, which is depressing, because it was the best pencil sharpener i've had in ages... I'm a tortured artist XD XD

OH. EM. GEEEEE!!!! I am currently in HEAVEN. Seriously. I have white hot chocolate, and (FINALLY) Pop tarts!!!! I could not be happier.. I was just gonna say we need to take pop tarts to bloodstock... however... We can't really take a toaster XD Although they only need to be heated, so in theory we could heat them over the stove... Yes. We're taking pop tarts. And noodles, so we can have beer noodles like we did at download. Aaaah, BOA's gonna kick some serious bum X3

ARGH! What do i do?? *panics and runs in a circle* Tom just texted me, i wasn't expecting to ever hear from him again but noooo he goes and texts me like everything is just fine and dandy-o asking me what happened to my bloody tea-cosy!!!!!! >.< Ack, i don't want to reply, i dont even remember him that well o_O all i remember is that [Lexxi Scuzz] spent 20 minutes fondling his stomach (which was insanely funny. Seriously) ACK what now... *flings phone across the room* there we go. Now it's far away over there where i don't have to deal with it. Hahahaha, i have a new phone now, so i can just laugh at him as he texts my old phone. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! ¬__¬

Well that settles that problem then. On to talking about something else. Going into Mold today with Ruth and possibly Alex, i'm not sure O_O But i have her £70 anyway incase she does turn up... If not... It's going to take all my willpower not to spend it (j/k i actually want to go to Bloodstock xD) Feh, i have a killer headache... I had a migrane yesterday when i got back from Chester, tunnel vision and everything.. And it hasn't completely gone away today, which is a pain in the bum 'oley. No tunnel vision though, so with a bit of ibuprofen i should be fine... I also have a really sore throat, which is my own fault for eating pickles at 2am this morning XD For those who don't know me very well, i'm allergic to vinegar.. Malt vinegar is the worst, i can't go near that, but white vinegar i'm sort of ok with... Unless i have to much of it then my throat swells up and gets really sore... But i love pickles!!! >w< So i went and had too many pickles.. and my throat swelled up.. and now it's sore as hell >.< damn why do i have to be allergic to something nice?!?! BAH!! Oh well, i'm not allergic to Daims *munches* so i'm happy ^_____^

What else did i want to say?? Oh yes, i had a very pleasent surprise yesterday. Up on ET i have the same pictures that i have on here, or i did yesterday anyway XD And someone messaged me offering to colour Vince for me on illustrator! I was like grhoageiphrowieafjrewoaijcraegr!!!!! O______O because i wasn't expecting it.. It was pretty cool ^_________^

Yeah that's all i have to say, i'm off to get ready to loiter in mold like two short loitering things on loitering tablets.
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Dear God,
It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, I have a few complaints.
It's 2am and i'm wide awake. Please stop messing about with my body-clock, it's not doing anything good for my mental stability. 2 hours sleep a night is just not good enough.
And stop giving me stupid cravings. Like last night. 4am, i should have been asleep, but noooo, i was downstairs in the kitchen because i REALLY wanted to eat a pickle. I mean WTF. Right now i want some noodles. Like WOAH. Seriously, i'm twitching. That's not right.
You can quit it with the stapler too, that's just not funny. I don't know what made you decide that my brain should associate the stapler with that song, but it's not funny. Stop it.
That is all. Otherwise i'm quite satisfied with life at the moment. Although i really think you should make it stop raining now. What kind of summer do you call this?! The weather is gorgeous throughout my GCSE's, but the minute i'm free you turn on the waterworks. That's cruel. What have i done? You're punishing me for something aren't you? Is this because i laughed at the flying bread roll? It is, isn't it? You bastard.
Oh, one more thing. Can you please make sure that when i'm drunk i still keep my good taste in boys? This will avoid any awkward "Are you serious? A Chav???" moments. Thank you.
Your loyal whatsit.
NCV


(EDIT:: Umm... No i'm not sure why i just did that... Seemed like a good idea at the time XD Christian people, please don't hate me XD I don't mean any offence by it, really...)