Apocalyptica = <3333
That is all.

"Are there ships??"
"Um.. Yes, yes there are ships."
"How many?"
"Um...1...5...7....... All of them."
"....You fucking nutters..."

"What to do, what to do.. Got no head... No head.. I CAN'T THINK I CAN'T THINK!! I have no head, that's why... Uuuuuuuuurm... Invade Birmingham!"

Eddie Izzard is a LEGEND

Ok, so how did Gemma end up having my babies, which were twin oranges?? This is how it happened...

Me and Viper were sitting on the sofa, and he kept trying to kiss me. As i have vowed to have nothing more to do with him in a romantic way, every time he tried to kiss me i did Eddie Izzard's idea of an orange impersination (basically making your body go as stiff as a board and puffing your cheeks out. Highly amusing.)
Because Viper was annoyed at my lack of whore-ishness, he started pinching me every time i did the orange impression, causing me to giggle insanely and fall off the couch.
Every time i got pinched, i giggled like a fool and screamed "I'M NOT AN ORANGE!!!!" which had Gemma in stitches (Gemma, incidentally, is a Kumquat)
After alot of film watching, we went upstairs and me and Gemma started making dances up, a dance move for each of out friends. When we got to mine, my dance was Eddie Izzards orange impression jazzed up a bit. Amusing. Gemma then turned to me and said that she'd had my children.
Because it had been decided that i was infact an orange, it made sense that the children should also be oranges. And thus, our twin oranges Willy Willyski and Billy Fuckyourdaughter were born.
Technically, since Gemma is a kumquat and i'm an orange, the babies should be weird tangerine type things... Orquats... or Kumanges XD

Yes, this is what me and my friends get up to in our free time. Coz we rock hardcore. You know you're jealous :p

*le-sigh* I'm having one of those days i think XD
I threw my cornflakes all over the poor cat by accident...
I sat in a boiling hot room, reading, until i got a migrane, which was stupid...
I made a... i don't know how to spell it, but it was some sort of coffee milkshake, which was really nice :p
My dad offered to pierce my tongue and my ears for me. I ran away XD
I watched the Lion King and cried my eyes out when Mufasa died XD
I stabbed myself in the eye with a chocolate umbrella.
My mum is trying to think of ways to bring Viper to the Hemp Fest because, and these are her reasons 'she likes him' 'She feels sorry for him' 'He apologised to her for getting my school uniform wet' and 'He's better looking than all my other male friends' o___O
Her ideas so far are: He could curl up in the boot. We could hire a limo (yeah mum, with what money?). He could sit on the roof. He could lie across me, Alex and my brother. So basically all really stupid but funny ideas.
I've confirmed that my little brother is gay. Our conversation from earlier...
Ethan: So when we grow up, what will you be??
Me: ...A monkeys uncle, what do you think??
Ethan: Well will you be my... my... what?
Me: I'll still be your sister, douchebag, you can't change that i'm afraid.
Ethan: What about when i get married?
Me: You'll still be my brother, and who ever you marry will be my sister in law.
Ethan: What if i marry a boy?
Me: O____________O
So yeah, i have a gay brother, it has been confirmed.
CAN'T FECKING WAIT FOR HEMP FEST \m/
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Well, [Lexxi Scuzz] did a list of groovyness, so i'm doing one too! Oh yeah *hops on the bandwagon* The crack that has been happening in my life:
- I got bit by Viper. Several times. On the neck, back, arm and tongue XD
- I got freaking drenched by Gemma and Viper
- I'm speaking to my ex again. We had a talk about it, and we've decided to be friends, which is good ^_____^
- I drank all Gemma's milk XD
- Andy smacked me on the ass with a book really hard, and Viper did the same but harder and without the book XD So there you go Alex, we both got tortured XD
- I played Halo without killing myself a million times XD
- I have a big multicoloured hand print on my back thanks to Alex.
- Alex is putting two more holes in my ears (two in each, obviously) before hemp fest on Saturday \m/
- I'm doing a webcomic with Alex about a bunch of our crazy mates
- I'm getting my tongue pierced so there'll be no more Viper bites (that's not the only reason XD)
- And i'm revising too XD Honest <_< >_>

I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!! I love you all, i do XD
Pops
Booty
Joshuaaaaa
Ruth the Nazi
Princess Viper XD
Dan dan the flying man
What a bunch of awesome nicknames XD I'm rambling now...

LUFFLES!!

I just burnt my forehead with my straighteners XD XD
That's what i get for trying to straighten my fringe, brush my teeth, put my shoes on and dance like a loon to Dir en Grey all at the same time XD
*Admires long burn mark on forehead* I'm proud of that XD

Gfsdauvidenaviuaeptjreivpcrioacoegr!
I was meant to be having my hair dyed again tonight...
But stupid me came in, played Drakengard for 2 hours then fell asleep on the sofa.. And no one thought to wake me until ten o' fecking clock!!! >___< My mum amused me by hoovering my face to wake me up.. Then she gave me a plate of sushi and wandered off into the garden.. And i thought it was only dogs and cats who could have 'a funny five minutes'..
That is all.
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BAH! Grounded until we go back to school =_= Oh well, that's on Monday, so it's not as if it's a long time XD
And i've found out why my mum's been so weird with me the last few days.. She's worked out that i'm going out with Walker, and she's livid (she doesn't like him AT ALL) and I've been told i'm not to see him outside school... Which, to be honest, is fine by me.. I need some space to think at the moment, so my mum's weirdness has given me the chance to get that space. Parents can be helpful sometimes.. I'm rambling now XD I'm just gonna shut up and carry on with what i'm meant to be doing since i only have 30 minutes on the PC tonight =___= This grounded business is torture XD

Woo, Attila the hun is on tonight! I find it funny.. [Lexxi Scuzz] may know why.. she may not <_< >_> either way, i'm watching it *boogies*

Wooo, good mood today ^____^ so i feel like dishing out some belated easter love!

[*big huggles all round Elfpackers!!!*]

I just had haggis for the first time in my life... and i have to admit i was pleasently surprised. Despite how disgusting i thought it was gonna be, it's actually really really nice :p Dinner time was really funny though thanks to my dad... We all sat down and started eating our haggis quite happily..
Dad: You know what's in haggis?
Me, Mum + Brother: *ignore him and carry on eating*
Dad: *poking haggis* Pigs heart..
Brother: *stops eating*
Dad: Pigs liver...
Mum: *stops eating*
Dad: Pigs lungs...
Mum + brother: *push plates far away from them*
Dad: Oatmeal, of all things... And probably a bunch of intestines and stuff.. All smushed together and wrapped in sheep's stomach..
Mum + Brother: *look disgusted, look at me like i just ate the dog*
Me: *still eating* What??
Dad: *laughs and carries on eating*

It amused me no end XD My mum and my brother were both nearly sick, and i just carried on eating despite knowing what was in it... I don't really care to be honest.. if it tastes nice, why stop eating it just coz it's got a load of gross stuff in it? XD Aah, long live the Scottish..

Suigetsu is... Sai's brother? Could be :p I noticed their resemblance and went browsing around for other people who agree... and found http://mangahelpers.com/forums/showthread.php?p=340891 ...where there is better evidence than my "well they look the same!" XD I hope Sui does end up being Sai's brother.. It's be really sweet XD

Ok, ramblement over, i'm off for a sandwich now ^___^

Dammit... My mind is so screwed up right now... I'm in one of those situations where i just feel like crawling into a small hole and never coming out... But i've got myself into it, and a need to get myself out of it somehow.. It's had me in a weird ass mood all day... One minute i'll be all happy and on cloud nine, the next i'll be in tears and feel like ripping my own throat out... Why i'm getting so worked up over something so trivial i'll never know... I really just want to go away, go somewhere for a few days and relax and think about things... I need to sort my mind out, but i can't... I've just been drinking all evening, out of boredom, and my head's even more messed up now than it would be normally... I just feel so goddamned.. grrrrrrrrr. frhweauoigpqghroiupqjfewioqvhrwuivjiuhuhjnuirru bfgvrfgrhybd gvfhgvrhujnyuyhgviekd
Ok hitting the keyboard helped somewhat... i think i need some sleep or something... Or more alcohol, either would work very fucking nicely right now >:(

Nuuuu, i can't decide whether to cut my hair off or not.. I've had it cut.. but it's still fairly long with short layers on top... I had it in a pony tail before and it looked cool with just the short layers on top really messy.. i may get the longness cut off and just leave the short layers.. *wanders off pondering*
^{ZOMG i'm becoming such a hair addict >___< I change my hair every 5 minutes...}

And this week Beki will be modelling her hair on:

Kanon!
Aye, hairdressers AGAIN tomorrow.. they're gonna get sick of the sight of me XD But i like changing my hair every few weeks :p And i'm going for a Kanon-ish style this time ^___^

Oh dear. I do believe i just dug myself into a large and very stinky hole of doomness. Bugger. Why is it always me who manages to do these stupid things?!
Anyway, enough of that.. I'll worry about it later. I now want to ramble abit about the post 16 open evening i just went to at my school. It was great fun, despite the fact that i thought i'd be bored :p I met Bianca right at the start and we want to take all the same subjects XD then we met Josh, who's also taking all the same subjects as us.. Then we bumped into Toni, who's taking some of the same subjects as us. Then we met Ruth and Danny and Wilson and bogged around together like a bunch of loons ^___^ I ended up getting in a slightly uncomfortable position with Josh, Toni, Wilson and Danny.. there was alot of humping going on XD And then my mum walked round the corner.. It was hilarious XD And now i have Josh's slobbery glove o.O
Art exam tomorrow which will be ACE! 5 hours of art, bliss *drifts off into arty heaven*
Now i need to go and slap myself upside the head for digging myself into a hole, and go and organise my art work ^___^

*sigh* teh beki needs to rant..
i dunno why really, i'm just feeling really REALLY poo at the moment, and im not really sure why. I've been unmotivated in the past, but now it's getting stupid. I can't get out of bed in the morning. I just don't see the point, so i just lie there staring at the cieling all day. I can't sleep. I'm not eating and i'm drinking hardly anything.
The only time i bother getting up and dressed is for work, and to go and see my friends. AND I'M FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN! I'm hiding away like i used to.. Plastering on a fake smile and pretending i'm fine.. I can't do that anymore, it nearly killed me last time..
So i'm ranting in here because it's not the kind of thing i feel i can talk about, but if i know i've said it, i'll feel better.
It's probably just exam stress that's getting too me.. Coupled with boyfriend problems, parent problems and dealing with the fact that my dad is probably going to be dead before i finish college.
I'm NOT being emo or attention seeking.. i just can't think of any other way of letting this out.. I KNOW i don't have the worst life in the world, no one needs to tell me that.. I worship those people who have REALLY difficult lives, coz i have no idea how they cope with it.. i know i couldn't..
I'm easily stressed. Easily depressed. Easily angered to the point of violence. Easily upset. I don't exactly have the right kind of psyche to deal with some of the things that are going on in my life at the moment, that's all.
God, i don't even know what i'm talking about anymore.
I'm just gonna shut up and go to bed.
Go and lie in the dark and stare at the cieling again.
Fuck.