yay! my b-day is on sunday! say happy early birthday now!!!

OMG sara i freakin love this!! this is cory on top dan on bottom

Juggalo Dictionary
Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY
Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie
Bigot: Racist, hater
Born Twiztid A fake documentery about Twiztid. Only 30 minutes long but funny as hell!
Chedda: Money, skrilla
Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy
Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist
Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt
Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about.
Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit
Echoside: A fate worse than hell
Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more)
Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. More info: here
Feminem: Eminem diss
Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub.
Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked
Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live
Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a concert in their hometown of Detroit
Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records logo. Created by Shaggy 2 Dope. Seen on everything Psychopathic Records.
Hell's Pit: Hell, the eternal flames
Hoe: A whore, slut, hoodrat
Hood Rat: Whore, slut, the girl that be fucking all the boys
Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures
Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse's first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with
ISI: Infamous Superstars Incorporated, Gang consisting of Jamie Madrox, Monoxide Child, Blaze, and others
JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling
Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival. More info: here
Juggahoe/Juffalo: Some one that acts down with the clown but really isn't
Juggalo: Believer of the Dark Carnival, big fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists
Juggalette: Female Juggalo
Juggalo Championshit Wrestling: JCW, Psychopathic Records own wrestling organization that was #2 behind the WWE.
Killa: Used in the same context as Juggalo and Ninja
Majik Recordz: A Sub-Label of Psychopathic Records started and run by Psychopathic's Twiztid. This project has been canned, or at least put on hold for the time being
MCL: Much Clown Love
MFL: Much Family Love
Moonshine: Homemade booze
Necromancy: Style of magic using the dead
Necrophilia: Sexual activities with the deceased
Neden: See Cotton Candy
Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, down ass Juggalos
Ninjette: Female Ninja
Nizzos: Testicles, balls, nuts
Nugbone: Your neck
Nugget: Your head
Pink Eye: Condition you get for eating too much pussy
Psychopathic Records: Underground record label that was founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss
Red Neck: Hillbilly's from Southern United States, usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.
Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja
Shangri-La: Heaven, paradise
Shank: Knife
Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker's Card.
Skrilla: Chedda, cash, bones, money, dollars
Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem
Trees: Weed, green, dank
Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP's homies
Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black magic
Wang: Penis, dick, popsicle
Wig Split: Crack ya head in half
Zuggalo: A big fan of Zug Izland. Like a Juggalo, but for Zug

girls do the top part, guys scroll down and do the bottom half. You MUST do this. No, nothing is going to eat you, or come in your room at night. Its just fun

TURNS YOU ON = ON
TURNS YOU OFF = OFF
YOU DON'T CARE = DC


IF A GUY...

Wears a grill: OFF

Dresses Gangsta: OFF

Dresses Preppy: ON

Dresses Skater: ON

Dresses Athletic: DC

Has green eyes: DC

Has brown eyes: DC

Has hazel eyes: DC

Has blue eyes: ON

Smokes cigarettes: off

Smokes weed : off

Plays sports: on

Can skate: ON!!!!

Writes lyrics: ON!!!!

Smiles a lot: ON

Has blonde hair: ON

Has brown hair: ON

Has black hair: ON

Has red hair: ON

Has spikey hair: ON

Has no hair: OFF

Has long hair: ON

Good dancer: ON

Wears jewelry: DC

Piercings: ON!!!!!!!!!

Muscles: ON

Tattoos: ON

Laid back: ON

Plays guitar: ON!!!!

Plays drums: ON!!!

Raps: DC

Can draw: ON

Has a lip ring: ON!!!

Has a tongue ring: ON!!!

Nipples pierced: LOL IDK

Hugs you: ON!!!!

Hugs from behind: ON!!!!!!

Creative: ON!!!!

Calls you just to hear your voice: ON!!!!!!

Goes to temple: DC

Is funny: ON!!!



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IF A GIRL...

Has a nice butt:

Plays musical instrument:

Is taller than you:

Is shorter than you:

Has green eyes:

Has brown eyes:

Has hazel eyes:

Has long hair:

Has med. hair:

Has short hair:

Drinks alcohol:

Smokes cig's:

Smokes weed:

Has blonde hair:

Has brown hair:

Has black hair:

Has red hair:

Calls you just to say hi:

Creative:

Compliments you:

Shaves her legs:

Wears jewelry:

Has bigger feet than you:

Has smaller feet than you:

Belly piercings:

Doesn't party:

Likes to party:

Wants to party:

Laughs a lot:

Happy:

Funny:

Skinny:

Has enormous breas

Rides a street bike:

Tattoos:

Honest:

Open:

Shy and quiet:

Big huge tits:

Licks lips:

Lightly bites Bottom lip:

Talks dirty:

Leaves you random comments:

Competes with you:

Label as: "TURN ONS/OFFS"

soooo eeeefing hottttt

ok. so detroit rock city (DRC) is pretty much the fucking awesomest movie ever!! i mean 4 dudes who have 1 fucking dream and that's to go see the coolest band of the 70's...KISS!!!! i love that fucking movie so much!
i watch it about 3 times a day and could tell you the whole entire story (with details) not that i would want to anyway. it would take too long. but anyway, u have to see this fucking movie if u haven't already.

"If the lesson is that you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, then i'd say yeah, i've learned my lesson"
-Edward Furlong (Hawk)
DRC

We take sour sips
From life's lush lips
We shake shake the hips
In relationships
Stop by this disaster town
You'll put your eyes to the sun & say "i know"
You're only blinding to keep back what the clouds are hiding
And we might have started singing just a little soon
We're throwing the stones in a glass room.
Whoa ah oh it's a miserable story
Whoa ah oh far from the genuine becoming

We keep the beat,
With your blistered feet
We bullet the words at the mockingbirds, singing
Slept through the weekend
And dream
Sinking with the melody of the kiss of eternity
Your pulse comes from a pharmacist, saying "how you been"?
We might of said good byes just a little soon
(Somehow this disaster town)
Our beliefs of kissing beats over this room

Whoa ah oh it's a miserable story
Whoa ah oh far from the genuine becoming
Whoa ah oh it's a miserable story
Whoa ah oh far from the genuine becoming

It was icecream headaches and sweet avalanche
When the pearls in our shells came out to dance

You call me a badtipper of the cradle
But I'm just tired yawns for fawns on hunters lawns
We're the hasbeens of husbands
Sharpening the knives of young wives
...

Whoa ah oh it's a miserable story
Whoa ah oh far from the genuine becoming
Whoa ah oh it's a miserable story
Whoa ah oh far from the genuine becoming

why is my neighbor such a whore??

so testosterone boys and harlequin girls will u dance to this beat and hold a lover close?

you don't knoooooooooooow meh!

you know what? ILIKECEREAL

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BABY BOYS WIL BE BOOOOOOYS!

give me envy
give me malice
give me attention
give me envy
give me malice
baby give me a break
when i say shotgun, you say wedding
shotgun, wedding, shotgun, wedding!
she didn't choose this role
but she'll play it and make it sincere so
you cry, you cry

U KNO WHAT I HATE?!
personally i have no clue but if u do could ya help me?
lol
i'm we-todd-did!
hehe thats me!
me likey to play with fire!!!...! whoo hoo

go me go me!

if you are reading this, you just wasted 10 seconds of your life

SUCKERS!

OMFG! ever since my birthday (sept 23) i've been grounded right up 2 december! thank God that my mom dropped all my groundings if i cleaned my room! who knew?! lol well if any of my friends wanna stay the night (sissy or sara) than ask! i'm so bored!lol and if u want me to stay the night (sissy or sara) then ask! got it? sweeeeet! luv ya all!
p.s man! i'm in a good mood right now!

hi peeps. guess wat??? im bored so yeeeeeea talk to me