Here ya go killa.
...Ever wake up knowing that something was goin to happen?...And not a good something?..Th
for which part was it ki?
Eric eric eric eric eric.... mmmm...... Dani's bf
Hung out with him, THREE days out of six months and I cant stand him.
(three days are: new years eve, one night when I was hanging with dani and he came over cause his ex was going to his house and when we went to the fair.. count em.. how many?.. yeah three right?)
So today.. I went over to Dani's 'cause I mean.. we ARE best friends and everything (9 years)
and I hadn't seen or heard from her in a month 'cause he didn't want us talking to eachother..(fuckin controling bass tard)
So she tells me stuff.. which I can't repeat..
But then he starts textin', askin' what we are doing and shit like that 'cause hes a whiney pussy (there I came out and said it!)
So Manuel (my other best friend, Hes like my brother, known him just as long) starts textin' Eric just to talk and maybe get Eric to shut up 'cause me and Dani were talking.. So Eric calls D and she tells him she cant really talk 'cause I was over.. which I was SOOO fine with thank you..
so he texts her again saying "What the hell is going on over there? you sounded suspicious on the phone"
*rollseyes* so I grabbed Mannys phone and texted Eric
"its ash.. we are just talking.. so stop being so insecure cause we aren't doing anything wrong ok?"
Yes it may of come off a little bitchy but i was already mad at him for things D had told me..
so he goes
"Dont you dare talk to me like that fuckin little girl, you best mind your own fuckin business"
it made me laugh.. like literally I busted up then I told him it was my business 'cause shes my best friend for fuck sakes..
so then he started blowing up Dani's phone telling her "that fuckin little bitch needs to mind her own business" and that I'm pissing him off
I told him that if he had a problem with me to tell me instead of bitch at Dani
I would have SO much more respect for him if he came to me with his problems twords me. Even if he was cussing my brains out, screaming and yelling at me.. atleast he came to me instead of dragging D into the middle of mine and his arguements..Yo
so I told Dani.. that I wasnt afraid of him and to tell him that next time he starts talking about me (She said he talks about me and stuff when she mentions me) and if he wants to bitch to someone to bitch to me 'cause I'd like to hear what he has to say.
I really really really wanna just tell the PMS'ing insecure asshole that he needs to stop being a prick.. and if he lays one more finger on Dani (she passes out.. and he'll slap her till she brusies) that I'll cut his head off...
I TOTTALLY agree with dani's father at this moment..
I intensely intensely dislike eric with a passion of a thousand men >.<
he just upgraded himself from
"Stain boy!....super-
to "Captin Stain Boy!....super-
*shakes head* hes...hes lost it..
My dad has named himself stain boy
"Is that a spot? Is that a spill?
No! It's Stain Boy!....super-
Able to leap tall hotdogs in a single bound"
and people ask me why I'm weird?????
AHHH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!! *flails arms* I GOT IT UHH HUH!! *dances* doo doo dooo doo dooodoooo DOOOOOO doo its mine.. thats really selfish, I know.. but its mine.. its mine uhh huh.. thats right..
*dances* na na na na na nana anannanananaaa
ive started another bottle collection
so far ive got!
jack daniels
boones farm
novosta
smirnoff
gatonegro
b&j
barcardi
and coke... yay coke
oo and this new pretty bottle of imported sauza gold
and Malibu coconut rum...
And Mikes hard...
*dances more*
*Waves arms around like an idiot* HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY LOOK HERE!!! *Bright pink and green neon arrow with confetti*
guess...what..
My descent is the story of everyman
I am hatred, darkness and despair
My descent is the story of everyman
I am hatred, darkness and despair
Evoked and entertained through centuries
Wrathful and sullen -- Dormant still
The ferocity pervades everywhere
Waiting to be released at last
Hear my offering
Ye bastard sons and daughters
Share my sacrifice
Share my sacrifice.
My descent is the story of everyman
I am hatred, darkness and despair
My descent is the story of everyman
I am hatred, darkness and despair
Reconcile not with the fear of the snake
But embrace it as your own
Inject its venom into your veins
And replant the seed that gives growth
Still shrouded in mystery
Until you arise above perception
A veil of ignorance is in motion
Continuing throughout generations
(A veil of ignorance is in motion
Continuing throughout multiple generations
Let me be the one that deliver you from the deceit
And back into perfect accordance with the laws of nature)
The snake is notoriously tempting
But the snake is fair
What is worse than not knowing?
To live or disappear?
The ferocity pervades everywhere
Waiting to be released at last
Hear my offering
Ye bastard sons and daughters
Share my sacrifice
Share my sacrifice
Alrighty peoples.. tomorrow at 4 im gonna leave till next tuesday.. ill come on everyonce and a while but im gonna try not to..
Purple Unicorn: Hey, Charlie… Hey Charlie wake up
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, You silly sleepy head wake up!
Charlie: Oh god you guys. This better be pretty freakin’ important. Is the meadow on fire?
Purple Unicorn: No Charlie, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Charlie.
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! We’re going to candy mountain. Come with us Charlie!
Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! It will Be an adventure! We’re going on an adventure Charlie!
Charlie: YEAH! Candy Mountain right…I’m just gunna you know… Go back to sleep now.
Purple Unicorn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Charlie!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain… It’s a land of sweets and joy and joyness!
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me!
Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain Charlie!!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Candy Mountain
Charlie: Alright Fine!! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain!
Purple & Pink: LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA ALAAA
Charlie: Enough with the singing already.
Purple Unicorn: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
Charlie: Oh god what is that!?!
Purple Unicorn: It’s a leoplurodon Charlie
Pink Unicorn: A magical Leoplurodon
Purple Unicorn: It’s gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright Guys you do know that there is actual Candy Mountain right?
Purple Unicorn: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!
Pink Unicorn: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN
Purple Unicorn: SSSSSHHHHHHHHU
Charlie: Yeah??
Liopleurodon: (funny noises!)
Purple Unicorn: It has spoken!!
Pink Unicorn: It has told us the way!!!!
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!
Purple Unicorn: It’s just over this bridge Charlie
Pink Unicorn: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!
Charlie: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Purple Unicorn: CHARLIEEEE, CHHHAAAARRRLLL
Charlie: I’m right here what do u want!?!?
Purple Unicorn: We’re on a bridge Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: We’re Here!!!
Charlie: Well what do ya know? There’s actually a Candy Mountain!
Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink Unicorn: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie.
Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter
Charlie: Yeah Arrrr… Thanks but no thanks I’m gunna just stay out here.
Pink Unicorn: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie!
Candy Mountain Song:
Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the mecca of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie wont you go into the cave
Charlie: Alright fine!! I’ll go into the freakin’ Candy Cave! This better be good!
Purple Unicorn: Goodbye Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah, Goodbye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye… What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that?
(later)
Charlie: Ow…Oh god. What Happened? argh! They took my freakin’ kidney!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
hey sally... can i borrow your rubber ducky?? ?
Brandon says:
yup, but you'd better give it back, it's my only one
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
okies... i will....
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
i promise
Brandon says:
whaddya need herbert for?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
its a secret
Brandon says:
wel he'll tell me if you was mean to him
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
can....i... just have him please? *holds out hand*
Brandon says:
*wimpers* ok, here you go *hands over herbert*
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
Heheehee *evil smile*
Brandon says:
oh no!
Brandon says:
what did you do to herbert!?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
nothing *pets herbert* see?
Brandon says:
oh, whew
Brandon says:
that grin scared me!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*slightly evil chuckle*
Brandon says:
I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
heehee *sits on the floor*
Brandon says:
I likes my horsies too
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
no
Brandon says:
you dont?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
nope
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*crosses legs and starts talking like a little kid to herbert*
Brandon says:
mmmm
Brandon says:
I'm jealous now!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*tilts head and looks at you* why?
Brandon says:
cause I wanna play with herbert!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
La LA lA LA La LA la lA
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
mommy... lookit... im burning *hair slides in front of face*
Brandon says:
huh?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
la la la la la la la la la la l a la
Brandon says:
is you burning yorself again?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
no mommy
Brandon says:
good, I'd hate to ground you
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
but mommy... i didnt do anything wrong... its herberts fault.. hes been bad *slowly nods and has black evil eyes*
Brandon says:
oh everyone knows herbert can't burn things
Brandon says:
he's a duck!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
oh mommy... your silly.... of course herbert can *smiles*
Brandon says:
but he's the innocent one..
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
noo *shakes head* he lied to you mommy... hes bad....*nods*
Brandon says:
that's it, you go to your room and think about what you said
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
but mommy.. i dont wanna... ive been a good girl.. its herberts fault.. hes been bad... dont you believe me mommy?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*puppy dog eyes*
Brandon says:
*sighs* ok, but don't let me find out you were doing it again
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*pets herbert* he said something bad is gonna happen to you mommy...
There are certain types of people in this world that just piss me off to no end. The type of people that come up to you and ask you for advice and then when you give them the advice they don’t take the advice they just come back to you a week later and their like “I cant believe how everything turned out so wrong” You wanna know why everything turned out wrong? Cause you didn’t take my advice and your fucking stupid. That’s what went wrong you didn’t listen to me.. I know all.
The other type of person are those fucking insignificant peons, who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what its pathetic its weak minded and you show no inner strength what so ever. Get over to girl friend, get over to boy friend or whatever the fuck your yearning for and life a fucking life.
People who stock their ex girlfriends particularly piss me off. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don’t you have something better things to do with your life then to be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts ? Do something with your life, find a hobby. You know? Gees. You know how many video games are out there that you could be playing?? At the very least shoot yourself. Get yourself out of society no body wants to deal with a stocker.
Other types of people that I hate, People who ruin your favorite diner. You know the type or person that you know your usually friends with until they end up going to the diner and dating some waitress there and then having some kind of weird rocky relationship and every time you go into the diner here after there’s that weird vibe in the air? People like this really need food poisoning. I’m so sick of these fucking bustards ruining my favorite spots.
Other type of person I particularly really hate are those fucking slim balls with the slicked back hair that usually end up going to bars and shit like that on Friday Saturday Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks and all they do is walk around with these fucking stupid velvety shirts with their dumb ass fat hairy chest exposed to the world as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth.. You know what? You’re a middle aged loser and no body wants to see your hairy chest. Either throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose… please…
Nobody wants to hear this bullshit any more. Time for some reevaluation of ones life and those fucking people.
I also dislike people where all they do is talk about their problems with they insignificant other .. Its like “Ahh you know I was talking to my blah blah blah and she said deh deh deh and he said deh deh” You know what? I don’t care about your fucking relationship problems. You can just shove them up your ass for all I care. Nobody wants to hear about how your girlfriend doesn’t like you or how your boyfriend is ignoring you. Nobody cares. It only pertains to your own little world which in the grand scheme of things is minuet and pathetic and nobody really ever wants to hear it. Shut your mouth choke on your food and DIE.
You know you ever have a good friend and then you go out someplace they always gotta bring their fucking girlfriend and the girlfriend turns out to be somebody you just wanna kill? I mean really kill, like jump up and down and kill and then fucking chop up their body into fifteen different parts and flush various parts down the toilet burry the others and the other ones get thrown into the sewer you know that kind of crap? You know that type of person that their parents should have had an abortion before they even walked the earth? These type of fucking pieces of crap you really just needa be killed with some piano wire around the throat I cant take it anymore.
I also cant stand people who sit at home and listen to the “every rose has its thorn” like it’s the worlds most depressing song one the song sucks two your fucking pathetic for listening to it. Take the cd out crack it in half and then slit your wrists with the broken pieces. Its over. These are the same people that are living in the past when you know the time period when they was cool. They’re done, your done, kill yourself.
And in closing you know its just shit like this that pisses me off its these types of people that have no inner souls no nothing they just revolve around their own pathetic little world with no consideration for what’s going on around them. They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken of the face of this earth they have no substance they have no control over themselves and they really need to be put to sleep.. Permanently.. So in closing if your one of these people shoot yourself in the head and spar us all your pathetic life. Go die. Thank you for listening. No see ya in the future. Heh heh..
FOAMY RANT!!
Come Over lyrics
One, you come to my room for a little game
Two you, I'll do very erotic things
I wanna make love, babe, very slowly
Three times in a row, all night I'll go
love when you come over
And when you come
It gives me feva
Body next to mine
Love dance syncopated time
Sugar rush keeps me high
Sweet kiss on my thigh
I wanna make love, baby, very badly
Feels good in the air every time you're here
I love when you come over
And when you come
It gives me feva
Don't keep me waiting, anticipating
Love, I am saving for you
Hear what I'm saying
You I am craving
Love is here waitng for you
All day you're staying
Please no delaying
Patiently waiting for you
Don't keep me waiting
No time for playing
Sitting here waiting for you
I love when you come over
And when you come
It gives me feva
Come one over
I love when you come over
And when you come
It gives me feva