A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up
>to
> >the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
>wife."
> >"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
> >" Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
> >"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
> >shape, size, color and material imaginable.
> >
> > "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only
four
> >types of bras to choose from ."
> >Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
> >There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
> >Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
> >
> >
> >Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.
> >The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
> >
> >
> >The Catholic type supports the masses.
> >The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
> >The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
> >The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
> >
> >Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters
> >used to define bra sizes?
> >If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood
> >for, it is about time you became informed!
> >
> > (A} Almost Boobs...
> >{B} Barely there.
> >{C} Can't Complain!
> >{D} Dang!
> >{DD} Double dang!
> >{E} Enormous!
> >{F} Fake.
> >{G} Get a Reduction.
> >{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
> >
> > Send this to all that will appreciate it!
> >
> >They forgot the German bra.
> >Holtzemfromflo
[Intro: Big Boi]
I be on it all night, man I be on it (day day)
All day straight up pimp
If you want me you can find me in da
[crowdi]
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
[Verse 1: Rock-D]
Time an' time again I gotta turn back round an' tell dese hoes
Dat I'm the H-N-I-C, bitch dats just the way it goes
I be on dat shit dat have you on it I don't want no mo
At dis time I'll need all my freak hoes to get down on the flo'
If you came to rep yo set break dat nigga I let 'em kno'
If it's jail I get for stompin' hatas to sleep, fuck it I go
Freak I'll be off in yo sheets straight geeked swervin' down yo street
In a stolen Bonneville wit 23's on the feet
Collection while he do brown, back in town to do re-bag
Give me face, I love the sound
Slap the taste they hit the ground
Back in the A
Hooked up, clicked up wit sum people dat don't play
On dat Kryptonite stay
So high we might fly awwwaaayyy
[Chorus]
[Rock-D]
I be on dat Kryptonite
Straight up on dat Kryptonite
I be on dat, straight up on dat
I be on dat Kryptonite
I be on dat Kryptonite
Straight up on dat Kryptonite
I be on dat, straight up on dat
I be on dat Kryptonite
[Big Boi]
I I I I I be on it all night, man I be on it (day day)
All day straight up pimp
If you want me you can find me in da
[crowdi]
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
Whooo
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
AAAHHH, (I'm on it)
I'm on dat Kryp-to-nite (I'm on it)
I'm on dat Kryptonite (I'm on it)
I'm on dat Kryp-to-nite (I'm on it)
I'm on dat Kryptonite (I'm on it)
[Verse 2: Blackowned C-Bone]
Time an' time again I gotta tell dese niggaz an' dese hoes
I'm from College Park where we move dat weed an' we slag dat blow
Get dope on a daily basis
Get high make dem ugly faces
Pull the dro' an' I'm on probation
My blunts I don't be lacin'
I'm on Kryptonite
Come to my crib tonight
Let me beat dat puss all night
Run tell yo buddies I fucked you right
Tell 'em bout all the plaques on the wall
Tell 'em how you licked my balls
Tell 'em how Konkrete run the streets
Big Boi, he put us on
[Bridge: Killer Mike]
Chevy ridas, slangin' powders, Simpson Rd., Dixie Hills
Diamond pressed against dat wood, candy paint, spinnin' wheels
Grind Time rap game, remember bitches Killer Kill
Purple Ribbon rollin' o's, an' we all be on dat Kryp
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Big Boi]
Time an' time again I turn back round an' tell C-Bone
Grab kurl on out my book bag, I smell dro' all on you homes
Suppose the po-po get whiff of the spliff dat you just smoke, dem folk gon trip
Probably will cause canines, move it the side of the road lets take a sniff (arff)
Shit, the only thing we ridin' dirty is GBK cd, Tackleberry
So may we be on our Mary way
Cuz you just ain't gon find no yah
Play, I got a tough team of attorneys
Make a judge lean like he sippin syrupy
They play dur-ty, he cain't touch me
Verdict be not guilty, search me
[Bridge: Killer Mike]
[Chorus: 2x]
[Big Boi]
Boy stoooppp hahahaha