Purple Unicorn: Hey, Charlie… Hey Charlie wake up
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, You silly sleepy head wake up!
Charlie: Oh god you guys. This better be pretty freakin’ important. Is the meadow on fire?
Purple Unicorn: No Charlie, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Charlie.
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! We’re going to candy mountain. Come with us Charlie!
Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! It will Be an adventure! We’re going on an adventure Charlie!
Charlie: YEAH! Candy Mountain right…I’m just gunna you know… Go back to sleep now.
Purple Unicorn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Charlie!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain… It’s a land of sweets and joy and joyness!
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me!
Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain Charlie!!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Candy Mountain
Charlie: Alright Fine!! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain!
Purple & Pink: LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA ALAAA
Charlie: Enough with the singing already.
Purple Unicorn: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
Charlie: Oh god what is that!?!
Purple Unicorn: It’s a leoplurodon Charlie
Pink Unicorn: A magical Leoplurodon
Purple Unicorn: It’s gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright Guys you do know that there is actual Candy Mountain right?
Purple Unicorn: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!
Pink Unicorn: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN
Purple Unicorn: SSSSSHHHHHHHHU
Charlie: Yeah??
Liopleurodon: (funny noises!)
Purple Unicorn: It has spoken!!
Pink Unicorn: It has told us the way!!!!
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!
Purple Unicorn: It’s just over this bridge Charlie
Pink Unicorn: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!
Charlie: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Purple Unicorn: CHARLIEEEE, CHHHAAAARRRLLL
Charlie: I’m right here what do u want!?!?
Purple Unicorn: We’re on a bridge Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: We’re Here!!!
Charlie: Well what do ya know? There’s actually a Candy Mountain!
Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink Unicorn: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie.
Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter
Charlie: Yeah Arrrr… Thanks but no thanks I’m gunna just stay out here.
Pink Unicorn: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie!
Candy Mountain Song:
Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the mecca of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie wont you go into the cave
Charlie: Alright fine!! I’ll go into the freakin’ Candy Cave! This better be good!
Purple Unicorn: Goodbye Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah, Goodbye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye… What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that?
(later)
Charlie: Ow…Oh god. What Happened? argh! They took my freakin’ kidney!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
hey sally... can i borrow your rubber ducky?? ?
Brandon says:
yup, but you'd better give it back, it's my only one
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
okies... i will....
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
i promise
Brandon says:
whaddya need herbert for?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
its a secret
Brandon says:
wel he'll tell me if you was mean to him
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
can....i... just have him please? *holds out hand*
Brandon says:
*wimpers* ok, here you go *hands over herbert*
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
Heheehee *evil smile*
Brandon says:
oh no!
Brandon says:
what did you do to herbert!?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
nothing *pets herbert* see?
Brandon says:
oh, whew
Brandon says:
that grin scared me!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*slightly evil chuckle*
Brandon says:
I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
heehee *sits on the floor*
Brandon says:
I likes my horsies too
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
no
Brandon says:
you dont?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
nope
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*crosses legs and starts talking like a little kid to herbert*
Brandon says:
mmmm
Brandon says:
I'm jealous now!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*tilts head and looks at you* why?
Brandon says:
cause I wanna play with herbert!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
La LA lA LA La LA la lA
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
mommy... lookit... im burning *hair slides in front of face*
Brandon says:
huh?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
la la la la la la la la la la l a la
Brandon says:
is you burning yorself again?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
no mommy
Brandon says:
good, I'd hate to ground you
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
but mommy... i didnt do anything wrong... its herberts fault.. hes been bad *slowly nods and has black evil eyes*
Brandon says:
oh everyone knows herbert can't burn things
Brandon says:
he's a duck!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
oh mommy... your silly.... of course herbert can *smiles*
Brandon says:
but he's the innocent one..
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
noo *shakes head* he lied to you mommy... hes bad....*nods*
Brandon says:
that's it, you go to your room and think about what you said
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
but mommy.. i dont wanna... ive been a good girl.. its herberts fault.. hes been bad... dont you believe me mommy?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*puppy dog eyes*
Brandon says:
*sighs* ok, but don't let me find out you were doing it again
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes
*pets herbert* he said something bad is gonna happen to you mommy...
There are certain types of people in this world that just piss me off to no end. The type of people that come up to you and ask you for advice and then when you give them the advice they don’t take the advice they just come back to you a week later and their like “I cant believe how everything turned out so wrong” You wanna know why everything turned out wrong? Cause you didn’t take my advice and your fucking stupid. That’s what went wrong you didn’t listen to me.. I know all.
The other type of person are those fucking insignificant peons, who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what its pathetic its weak minded and you show no inner strength what so ever. Get over to girl friend, get over to boy friend or whatever the fuck your yearning for and life a fucking life.
People who stock their ex girlfriends particularly piss me off. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don’t you have something better things to do with your life then to be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts ? Do something with your life, find a hobby. You know? Gees. You know how many video games are out there that you could be playing?? At the very least shoot yourself. Get yourself out of society no body wants to deal with a stocker.
Other types of people that I hate, People who ruin your favorite diner. You know the type or person that you know your usually friends with until they end up going to the diner and dating some waitress there and then having some kind of weird rocky relationship and every time you go into the diner here after there’s that weird vibe in the air? People like this really need food poisoning. I’m so sick of these fucking bustards ruining my favorite spots.
Other type of person I particularly really hate are those fucking slim balls with the slicked back hair that usually end up going to bars and shit like that on Friday Saturday Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks and all they do is walk around with these fucking stupid velvety shirts with their dumb ass fat hairy chest exposed to the world as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth.. You know what? You’re a middle aged loser and no body wants to see your hairy chest. Either throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose… please…
Nobody wants to hear this bullshit any more. Time for some reevaluation of ones life and those fucking people.
I also dislike people where all they do is talk about their problems with they insignificant other .. Its like “Ahh you know I was talking to my blah blah blah and she said deh deh deh and he said deh deh” You know what? I don’t care about your fucking relationship problems. You can just shove them up your ass for all I care. Nobody wants to hear about how your girlfriend doesn’t like you or how your boyfriend is ignoring you. Nobody cares. It only pertains to your own little world which in the grand scheme of things is minuet and pathetic and nobody really ever wants to hear it. Shut your mouth choke on your food and DIE.
You know you ever have a good friend and then you go out someplace they always gotta bring their fucking girlfriend and the girlfriend turns out to be somebody you just wanna kill? I mean really kill, like jump up and down and kill and then fucking chop up their body into fifteen different parts and flush various parts down the toilet burry the others and the other ones get thrown into the sewer you know that kind of crap? You know that type of person that their parents should have had an abortion before they even walked the earth? These type of fucking pieces of crap you really just needa be killed with some piano wire around the throat I cant take it anymore.
I also cant stand people who sit at home and listen to the “every rose has its thorn” like it’s the worlds most depressing song one the song sucks two your fucking pathetic for listening to it. Take the cd out crack it in half and then slit your wrists with the broken pieces. Its over. These are the same people that are living in the past when you know the time period when they was cool. They’re done, your done, kill yourself.
And in closing you know its just shit like this that pisses me off its these types of people that have no inner souls no nothing they just revolve around their own pathetic little world with no consideration for what’s going on around them. They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken of the face of this earth they have no substance they have no control over themselves and they really need to be put to sleep.. Permanently.. So in closing if your one of these people shoot yourself in the head and spar us all your pathetic life. Go die. Thank you for listening. No see ya in the future. Heh heh..
FOAMY RANT!!
Come Over lyrics
One, you come to my room for a little game
Two you, I'll do very erotic things
I wanna make love, babe, very slowly
Three times in a row, all night I'll go
love when you come over
And when you come
It gives me feva
Body next to mine
Love dance syncopated time
Sugar rush keeps me high
Sweet kiss on my thigh
I wanna make love, baby, very badly
Feels good in the air every time you're here
I love when you come over
And when you come
It gives me feva
Don't keep me waiting, anticipating
Love, I am saving for you
Hear what I'm saying
You I am craving
Love is here waitng for you
All day you're staying
Please no delaying
Patiently waiting for you
Don't keep me waiting
No time for playing
Sitting here waiting for you
I love when you come over
And when you come
It gives me feva
Come one over
I love when you come over
And when you come
It gives me feva
dont give me shit about this
She walks the night
Fill you with hope
That will cut like a knife
And she is at it again
She is the one you love
The one you love
The one you love
Who dropped you
To your KNEES
With her glance
All she can do
Is bring you down
Poison your heart
Stuff you with grief
There is nothing for her to lose
Not even you
The one you love
The one you love
The one
Apparently she is your everything
so just now i hit my mom and she goes
"you son of a....beaner"
me "did you just call me a beaner"
her "no .. i.. i.. i wouldnt do that"
me "cause i aint no beaner"
jana (lil sis) "yeeea she aint no beana"
my dad to my mom "do you have an mexican in you?"
my mom "no but i would like some" (my dad is half mexican.. hes not my real dad)
then they start discussing how gross they are lol and my mom goes "no its because of aunt c"
my dad "ohh blame it on aunt e.c"
You say they disgust you
A remnant of the past
Well by your head you care
And by my heel I care not
Keep your scars
As I keep mine
Show them proudly to the world
so all can judge
For you, as well, should care not
You say its sad
The way I treat myself
All self infliction? You say
But they aren’t
Its just that what went wrong
So learn from them
And keep your scars
As I keep mine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
Give it to me now, give it to me now
[Shawna]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
Give it to me now..
[Chorus: Ludacris, then Shawna *2X*]
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy
[Ludacris]
I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
While the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree
And if you like in the club we can do it
In the DJ booth or in the back of the V.I.P.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
Lick it don't stop, keep the door locked don't knock while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait til the show stop
Or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
Lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That man Ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom
Or in back of a classroom
How ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon
See I cast 'em and I past 'em get a tight grip and I grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em
And if ain't good then I trash 'em while you stash 'em
I'll let 'em free
And the tell me what they fantasy
Like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend not to be mad at me
[Chorus]
[Ludacris]
I wanna get you in the bath tub
With the candle lit you give it up till they go out
Or we can do it on stage of the Ludacris concert
Cause you know I got sold out
Or red carpet dick could just roll out
Go 'head and scream you can't hold out
We can do it in the pouring rain
Runnin the train when it's hot or cold out
How 'bout in the library on top of books
But you can't be too loud
You wanna make a brother beg for it
Give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud
We can do it in the white house
Tryna make them turn the lights out
Champaign with my campaign let me do the damn thing
What's my name, what's my name, what's my name a sauna, jacuzzi
In the back row at the movie
You can stratch my back and rule me
You can push me or just pull me
On hay in middle of the barn (woo) rose pedals on the silk sheets uh
Eating fresh fruits sweep yo woman right off her feet
[Chorus]
[Ludacris]
I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
That's the way you like to fuck, clogged up fog alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
In the garden all in the dirt
Roll around Georgia Brown that's the way I like it twerk
Legs jerk, overworked, underpaid but don't be afraid
In the sun or up in the shade
On the top of my escalade
Maybe your girl and my friend can trade; tag team, off the ropes!
On the ocean or in the boat! Factories or on hundred spokes!
What about up in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt
Scream help play my game; dracula man I'll get my fangs
Horseback and I'll get my reigns, school teacher let me get my grades
[Chorus - repeat 4X]
Your construction
Smells of corruption
I manipulate, to recreate
This air, to ground saga
Gotta launder, my karma
I said hallelujah, to the sixteen loyal fans
You're gettin' down on your muthafuckin' knees
And it's time for your sickness again
Come on and tell me what you need now
Tell me what is making you bleed
We got two more minutes and
We gonna cut to what you need
So one of six so tell me
One do you want to live
And one of seven tell me
Is it time for your muthafuckin' ass to give
Tell me is it time to get down on your muthafuckin' knees
Tell me is it time to get down
I'm blown to the maxim
Two hemispheres battlin'
I'm blown to the maxim
Two hemispheres battlin'
Suckin' up, one last breath
Take a drag of the death
Hey Mr. Policeman
There's a time for getting away
There's a time for driving down the mother fuckin' road
And running from your ass today
Now tell me if do you agree now
Or tell me if I'm makin' you bleed
I got a few more minutes and
I'm gonna cut to what you need
So one of six so tell me
One do you want to live
And one of seven tell me
Is it time for your muthafuckin' ass to give
Tell me is it time to get down on your muthafuckin' knees
Tell me is it time to get down
Got a revolution behind my eyes
We got to get up and organize
Got a revolution behind my eyes
We got to get up and organize
Got a revolution behind my eyes
We got to get up and organize
You want a revolution behind your eyes
We got to get up and organize
Come on baby tell me
Yes we aim to please
15 bucks little man
put that shit im my hand
noong.. noong
naaga naaga noong noong