SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".
SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.
SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.
SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.
SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of yourself
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
I know let alone to rust alone
You're making me
I had to run the damage is done
I give it up
There nothing left take the rest
You're draining me
I set it light it burns so bright
Stab it out
Stab it out
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
I know, I know, I know
I had to run the damage is done
I give it up
I had to go
It got control
You're breaking me
There's nothing left so take the rest
Stab it out
Stab it out
I set it light
It burns so bright
You're draining me
You make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
I know, I know, that it's true
Let alone rust alone
Let alone rust alone
Let alone rust alone
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
There's nothing so take the rest
There's nothing so take the rest
There's nothing so take the rest
There's nothing so take the rest
There's nothing so take the rest
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Let alone
Are you ready to be liberated?
On this sad side city street
Well the birds have been freed from their cages
I got freedom and my youth
My name is Linzi I'm from Belfast
I grew up on Bell St. then on Bennett St.
My mum kicked out my dad for battery
Found a way.... she found a way
She found a way out of spiritual penury
Working single mother in an urban struggle
Blames herself now cause I grew up troubled
It hit me I got everything I need
My one heart felt too much from the start
I've seen people come and go
Living large and living low
You can build up your walls sitting on death row
Let the curtain fall on your murdered soul
You can wash it all down swallow your story
Get smacked off your head go down in drum roll glory
You won't solve it committing self inflicted crime
Go on pull the trigger this will be the last time
It hit me I got everything I need
I speak of the truth the truth of the heart
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Hey youth time flies by
There’s an everlasting battle for eternal life
I love a man from Newtownabbey
He's the prettiest thing we got the same disorder
The way you feel it's OK it's never gonna change anyway
It hit me I got everyone i need
Are you ready to be liberated
On this sad side city street
Well the birds have been freed from their cages
I got freedom and my youth
Yeah I got freedom and my youth
lol..i love Charlotte Truffle lol ...and her morbidness!!!!
. What Is Your Natural Hair Colour?
Blonde
2. Where Was Your Profile Picture Taken?
Which one? lol
3. What's Your Middle Name?
Elizabeth
4. Your Current Relationship Status?
Single
5. Honestly, Does Your Crush Like You Back?
I doubt it really ^^
6. What Is Your Current Mood?
Bored, annoyed
7. What Colour Underwear Are You Wearing?
Blue and white? Yep. Strange patterny thing
8. What Makes You Happy?
Fun people && Wine ...good times ^^
9. Are You Musically Inclined?
Not really
10. If You Could Go Back In Time, And Change Something What Would It Be?
Hmm...
11. If You MUST Be An Animal For ONE Day- What Would You Be?
Cat
12. Ever Had A Near Death Experience?
Apparently
13. Something You Do A Lot?
Yawn
14. What's The Name Of The Song Stuck In Your Head Right Now?
Concrete Angel
15. Who Did You Copy And Paste This From
Bazil lol
16. Name Someone With The Same B-day As You?
...Alan ....^^
17. When Was The Last Time You Cried?
Last night..Damn Simon!! Grr
18. Have You Ever Sang In Front Of A Large Audience?
Lol, no... :|
19. If You Could Have One Super Power What Would It Be?
Flight
20. What's The First Thing You Notice On A Person?
Their face! Oo
21. What Do You Usually Order From Starbucks?
Caramel Macchiato
22. What’s Your Biggest Secret?
I'm secretly gay... :|
23. What's Your Favorite Colour?
Green colours
24. When Was The Last Time You Lied?
Quetion 22
25. Do You Still Watch Kiddy Movies Or TV Shows?
Sometimes :| why?
26. Do You Have Braces?
Wish I did...i miss them :'(
27. If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It Be?
Either teeth or give myself a new chin
28. What Are You Eating Or Drinking Atm?
Diet Cola ...or skinny coke lol
29. Do You Speak Any Other Language?
Uhhh... No?
30. What's Your Favorite Smell?
Petrol...&& your mom :)
31. When Was The Last Time You Shaved Your Legs?
Fuckk ages ago likee :|
32. What Were You Doing This Morning At 8am?
Sleeping
33. What Were You Doing 15 Minutes Ago?
Cleaning cola off the keyboard
34. What Are You Wearing?
Headphones, head band thingys, a Catwoman tee that says ZAP!, a colourful leopard print skirt and purple tights ...no shoes lol but i have awesome fluffy socks on :)
35. Are You Mad At Anyone Right Now?
Uhhhh... Not that I know of
36. The Last 2 People To Say They Loved You?
No idea...
37. Last Thing Received In The Mail?
Letter from Belfast Met
38. Do You Have Any Famous Relatives?
Ma from give my head peace apparently ^^
39. Have You Ever Been Searched By The Cops?
...Yes
40. How Is Your Hair?
Perfect ^^
41. How Many Different Drinks Have You Had Today?
4? I dunno
42. What Have You Eaten Today?
KFC, Banoffee, Chip sticks. I'm so healthy. ^^
43. Are You Good At Maths?
Lol. No
44. Do You Have Plans On Saturday Night?
Uhhh... Camping I think..:|
45. Do You Draw Your Name In The Sand When You Go To The Beach?
Sometimes ^^ Linzi*..
46. Have You Ever Been Awake For 48 Hours Straight?
Yes ...73 was my record!!
47. Do You Like The Ocean?
I guess
48. What Are You Excited About?
Interview. Also bricking it
49. What Did You Do Last Night?
Stayed up until like 4 on msn
50. Are Any Of Your Great-Grandpar
One is..she's like 97 or something ridiculous ..she jus wont die!!
51. Where Do You Keep Your Change?
A bushmills thing
53. Would You Rather Sleep With Someone Or Alone?
With someone ;) offering?
54. Do You Like Your Name?
S'alright
55. Would You Have Sex With Anyone On Your Friends List?
Oh aye. That Lee's a stud, haven't you heard? ;D ... lol
Well, [solider boy] ...this is for you,
"ok........ now just leave me alone, you cant help me now, youa very horrable self minded little girl who needs to get up and smell the fresh air, and stop thinking that your so perfect, if you was perfect, you wouldnt lie, you wouldnt call names and you wouldnt take the piss. "
ok let's see what is incorrect with this!
1. you said "horrable self minded little girl"
I think of no one but others, i have 2 little sister so constantly im thinkin of others!
2.Self minded, no opinionate is what i am actually!!
3.Horrible, because you are a creep, loads of people have messaged me sayin so, so loads of people think so.
4!! Little girl?..im older than you for a start, little girl...means you are a pervert as you were tryin to get pics of me undressed!!
You said "wake up and smell the fresh air"
5.i live in northern there is no "fresh air"
and its smell the coffee wish guy!
6. "think your perfect"...i dont think i am perfect, i know it!! Everyone is perfect in there own way...yes even you!!
7. everyone lies now and again, mum's dad's teacher's fuck sakes even jesus probably did, what makes you think you can condem other's for what they believe is right??
8.."you wouldn't take the piss"...im from fucking northern ireland its law to make fun of people and take the piss !!!!!!!!!1