[lulu dinobot]'s diary

125471  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2009-09-21
Written: (5519 days ago)

PrematureCumFun


hahahaha .....

x-There's just one thing thats gettin in the way, 
when we go up to bed your just no good its such a shame, 
i looks into your eyes i want to get to know you but then you make this noise and its apparent its all over!!

x-Oh, its not fair and i think you're
 pretty mean i think you're pretty mean, 
Oh you're supoose to care but
 you never make me scream, 
you never make me scream!!

x-Oh i lie here in the wet patch
 in the middle of the bed feeling pretty damn hard done
 by i spend ages giving head!!

Ba-hahahaa 

125241  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2009-09-05
Written: (5535 days ago)

I'm living on shattered faith
The kind that likes to restrict your breath
never been a better time than this
suffocate on eternal bliss

In a city
that swells with so much hate
you seem to rise above
and take its place
the heart pumps until it dies
drain the blood, the heart is wise

All my friends are murder
All my bones are marrows in
All these fiends want teenage meat
All my friends are murderers

Away....

I never met a pearl quite like you
who could shimmer and rot at the same time through
there's never been a better time than this
To bite the hand of frost bitten emenence

All my friends are murder
Hey, all my bones are marrows in
All these fiends want teenage meat
All my friends are murderers

Away....away......away....

whoa whoa whoa whoa.....

I'm alive in uterine
a star in the dark a new day has dawned
open up and let it flow
I'll make it yours so here we go...


All my friends are murder
Hey, all my bones are marrows in
All these fiends want teenage meat
All my friends are murderers

Away hes gone away......[till the song ends]

125240  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2009-09-05
Written: (5535 days ago)

Friday'sMISadventures



1! Downing pints with MASSIVE Rugby boys...i downed mine in 4.3secs(Y)

2! Falling off a wall... :(

3! Dancing around a field, in tights....

4! Losing my shoes...

5! Losing my cigarettes...then finding a £20 note

6! Phoning EVERYONE in my call list ....(sorry guys)

7! Downing bottles of WKD with extra vodka

8! Dancing with Hunter on Wellyreck fottball pitch

9! Drinkin wine with a straw

....

10! Waking up beside my nemisis :L


125177  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-09-03
Written: (5537 days ago)

SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.

SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of yourself

125158  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-09-02
Written: (5538 days ago)

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
I know let alone to rust alone
You're making me
I had to run the damage is done
I give it up
There nothing left take the rest
You're draining me

I set it light it burns so bright
Stab it out
Stab it out

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

I know, I know, I know
I had to run the damage is done
I give it up
I had to go
It got control
You're breaking me
There's nothing left so take the rest
Stab it out
Stab it out
I set it light
It burns so bright
You're draining me

You make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

I know, I know, that it's true
Let alone rust alone
Let alone rust alone
Let alone rust alone

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

There's nothing so take the rest
There's nothing so take the rest
There's nothing so take the rest
There's nothing so take the rest
There's nothing so take the rest

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

Let alone

125155  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-09-02
Written: (5538 days ago)

Are you ready to be liberated?
On this sad side city street
Well the birds have been freed from their cages
I got freedom and my youth

My name is Linzi I'm from Belfast
I grew up on Bell St. then on Bennett St.
My mum kicked out my dad for battery
Found a way.... she found a way
She found a way out of spiritual penury
Working single mother in an urban struggle
Blames herself now cause I grew up troubled
It hit me I got everything I need

My one heart felt too much from the start
I've seen people come and go
Living large and living low
You can build up your walls sitting on death row
Let the curtain fall on your murdered soul
You can wash it all down swallow your story
Get smacked off your head go down in drum roll glory
You won't solve it committing self inflicted crime
Go on pull the trigger this will be the last time
It hit me I got everything I need

I speak of the truth the truth of the heart
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Hey youth time flies by
There’s an everlasting battle for eternal life
I love a man from Newtownabbey
He's the prettiest thing we got the same disorder
The way you feel it's OK it's never gonna change anyway
It hit me I got everyone i need

Are you ready to be liberated
On this sad side city street
Well the birds have been freed from their cages
I got freedom and my youth

Yeah I got freedom and my youth

125021  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-08-27
Written: (5544 days ago)

TheNightOfMadness!!



Lol it was a Wed night, sun was shining...

Jordan Jam:*cough cough cough*[he was choking on a SPACEMUFFIN!]*splutter cough cough* "i think im dying"
Charlotte:We're all going to die..as time ticks by, WERE DYING!! Closer and closer! DEATH!!
Lulu[lulu dinobot]:Well...thats a rather morbid sentiment!!


lol..i love Charlotte Truffle lol ...and her morbidness!!!!

124957  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-08-25
Written: (5546 days ago)

CONVO


  Daryl.    ‹з says:
rofl
dirty batch
push me up against the wal and touch my .. i know you wana touch my
  what a gay song
touch your what fs
could be your arse or your twat or your boobs or your thigh
blah 
Linzi    Daryl - My Fuzzy Little Man Peach  says:
or pie
what if you have aq pie
a**
'      Daryl.    ‹з says:
a hot apple one?
 
Linzi    Daryl - My Fuzzy Little Man Peach  says:
yes
or chicken
....ummmmm pie
*drools*
'      Daryl.    ‹з  Mmm hot apple pie  says:
would you fuck a hot chicken pie? 
HTID
Hardcore till i die
Linzi    Daryl - My Fuzzy Little Man Peach  says:
no id eat it
'      Daryl.    ‹з  Mmm hot apple pie  says:
its a way if life
Planet love 
Linzi    Daryl - My Fuzzy Little Man Peach  says:
fuckin pie?


I need new friends :( Argh!! lol
124955  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-08-25
Written: (5546 days ago)

HAteLADYGaGa


Well she/he/it loves herself far to much..
Her make up is shite...
her fake hair is shite..
her fake eyelashes are shite..
her whole fakeness is shite..
her face is shite..
her body is shite..
her style .. she thinks shes amazing wearing the most ridiculous things.. although i have to admit she has had a few sorta nice things but in general shes a mess 
Everyones so obsessed with her like dont see why 
so what she had a few catchy song what does she want a fuck medal
124954  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-08-25
Written: (5546 days ago)

. What Is Your Natural Hair Colour?
Blonde

2. Where Was Your Profile Picture Taken?
Which one? lol

3. What's Your Middle Name?
Elizabeth

4. Your Current Relationship Status?
Single

5. Honestly, Does Your Crush Like You Back?
I doubt it really ^^

6. What Is Your Current Mood?
Bored, annoyed

7. What Colour Underwear Are You Wearing?
Blue and white? Yep. Strange patterny thing

8. What Makes You Happy?
Fun people && Wine ...good times ^^

9. Are You Musically Inclined?
Not really

10. If You Could Go Back In Time, And Change Something What Would It Be?
Hmm...

11. If You MUST Be An Animal For ONE Day- What Would You Be?
Cat

12. Ever Had A Near Death Experience?
Apparently

13. Something You Do A Lot?
Yawn

14. What's The Name Of The Song Stuck In Your Head Right Now?
Concrete Angel

15. Who Did You Copy And Paste This From
Bazil lol

16. Name Someone With The Same B-day As You?
...Alan ....^^ 

17. When Was The Last Time You Cried?
Last night..Damn Simon!! Grr

18. Have You Ever Sang In Front Of A Large Audience?
Lol, no... :|

19. If You Could Have One Super Power What Would It Be?
Flight

20. What's The First Thing You Notice On A Person?
Their face! Oo

21. What Do You Usually Order From Starbucks?
Caramel Macchiato

22. What’s Your Biggest Secret?
I'm secretly gay... :|

23. What's Your Favorite Colour?
Green colours

24. When Was The Last Time You Lied?
Quetion 22

25. Do You Still Watch Kiddy Movies Or TV Shows?
Sometimes :| why?

26. Do You Have Braces?
Wish I did...i miss them :'(

27. If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It Be?
Either teeth or give myself a new chin

28. What Are You Eating Or Drinking Atm?
Diet Cola ...or skinny coke lol

29. Do You Speak Any Other Language?
Uhhh... No?

30. What's Your Favorite Smell?
Petrol...&& your mom :)

31. When Was The Last Time You Shaved Your Legs?
Fuckk ages ago likee :|

32. What Were You Doing This Morning At 8am?
Sleeping

33. What Were You Doing 15 Minutes Ago?
Cleaning cola off the keyboard


34. What Are You Wearing?
Headphones, head band thingys, a Catwoman tee that says ZAP!, a colourful leopard print skirt and purple tights ...no shoes lol but i have awesome fluffy socks on :)

35. Are You Mad At Anyone Right Now?
Uhhhh... Not that I know of

36. The Last 2 People To Say They Loved You?
No idea...

37. Last Thing Received In The Mail?
Letter from Belfast Met

38. Do You Have Any Famous Relatives?
Ma from give my head peace apparently ^^

39. Have You Ever Been Searched By The Cops?
...Yes 

40. How Is Your Hair?
Perfect ^^

41. How Many Different Drinks Have You Had Today?
4? I dunno

42. What Have You Eaten Today?
KFC, Banoffee, Chip sticks. I'm so healthy. ^^

43. Are You Good At Maths?
Lol. No

44. Do You Have Plans On Saturday Night?
Uhhh... Camping I think..:|

45. Do You Draw Your Name In The Sand When You Go To The Beach?
Sometimes ^^ Linzi*..

46. Have You Ever Been Awake For 48 Hours Straight?
Yes ...73 was my record!!

47. Do You Like The Ocean?
I guess

48. What Are You Excited About?
Interview. Also bricking it

49. What Did You Do Last Night?
Stayed up until like 4 on msn

50. Are Any Of Your Great-Grandparents Still Alive?
One is..she's like 97 or something ridiculous ..she jus wont die!!

51. Where Do You Keep Your Change?
A bushmills thing


53. Would You Rather Sleep With Someone Or Alone?
With someone ;) offering?

54. Do You Like Your Name?
S'alright

55. Would You Have Sex With Anyone On Your Friends List?
Oh aye. That Lee's a stud, haven't you heard? ;D ... lol

124922  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2009-08-24
Written: (5547 days ago)



when i look at you my mind goes on a trip (*)

124701  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-08-19
Written: (5552 days ago)

IHateMen!



Blahhh!
124593  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2009-08-15
Written: (5556 days ago)

DrinkDrinkFall


the glass half empty, the glass half full, i'd say you've got some catching up to do.



124377  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-08-06
Written: (5565 days ago)

FFS


you know what really fucks me off!! these people who fall in love after a week//day//hour//min//sec!!! Get a fuckin grip! "oh i love you"
no you fuckin dont you creep! you dont know that person well enough to have any sorta declaration of emotion towards them! ok maybe i dont like you, or aye there class!! but not undying love !! *sigh* maybe a slight liking or think there hot//cute//sexy but not love you jerk!! i wanna get those people and but them in a confind space like...a box or far far away..like the moon or mars or hey why not, jupiter! eh! wise the fuck up!! jerk turkey!!


124376  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2009-08-06
Written: (5565 days ago)

Ave MAria


She was lost in so many different ways Out in the darkness with no guide I know the cost of a losing hand Never for the grace of God Oh, I I found Heaven on Earth.....


124360  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2009-08-05
Written: (5566 days ago)

Fuck REL!G!ON

124002  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-07-21
Written: (5581 days ago)

R.I.P BALL OF TINGLES „ø¤º°¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨
123913  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2009-07-19
Written: (5583 days ago)
Next in thread:

Me, being perfect, im not im far from it, you dont know me in a social situation, im the drunk chick, the rebel, the one with the colored hair and piercings, the one singing the loudest and bein a complete ass, the one who ends up stinkin with no explanation, so no im not perfect!! I lie i cheat i steal, so where's the perfection?

123907  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2009-07-19
Written: (5583 days ago)

Well, [solider boy] ...this is for you,

"ok........ now just leave me alone, you cant help me now, youa very horrable self minded little girl who needs to get up and smell the fresh air, and stop thinking that your so perfect, if you was perfect, you wouldnt lie, you wouldnt call names and you wouldnt take the piss. "

ok let's see what is incorrect with this!
1. you said "horrable self minded little girl"
I think of no one but others, i have 2 little sister so constantly im thinkin of others!
2.Self minded, no opinionate is what i am actually!!
3.Horrible, because you are a creep, loads of people have messaged me sayin so, so loads of people think so.

4!! Little girl?..im older than you for a start, little girl...means you are a pervert as you were tryin to get pics of me undressed!!

You said "wake up and smell the fresh air"
5.i live in northern there is no "fresh air"
and its smell the coffee wish guy!

6. "think your perfect"...i dont think i am perfect, i know it!! Everyone is perfect in there own way...yes even you!!

7. everyone lies now and again, mum's dad's teacher's fuck sakes even jesus probably did, what makes you think you can condem other's for what they believe is right??

8.."you wouldn't take the piss"...im from fucking northern ireland its law to make fun of people and take the piss !!!!!!!!!1

123902  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2009-07-19
Written: (5583 days ago)

First Entry


Last night I had that strange dream again,
Where everything was exactly how it seemed
Where concerns about the world getting warmer
The people thought they were just being rewarded
For treating others as they'd like to be treated
For obeying stop signs and curing diseases
For mailing letters with the address of the sender
Now we can swim any day in November

 The logged in version 

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