Cuutee.Sayings

~No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won't make you cry<3

~Don't waste your time on a guy who isnt willing to waste his time on you<3

~A friend is one who know us but loves us anyway<3

~A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out<3

~Better to light a candle than curse the darkness<3

~Never frown cause you never know who is falling in love with your smile<3

JB<3..

& i was like baby baby baby Ohhh, Like baby baby baby Noooo!

Omnomnom

Chocolate brownies......

OhMyGawd!

BEST.WEBSITE.EVER!!!

www.britishcandy.com

They have all my old favvies :P

Lol <3 single.Pringle!!

Baaaazinnnnga

I never get jealous when i see my ex with someone else
my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate!

We've all went mad!

Linzi: "that fucking tastes horrible!"
Channa: "Sugar cubes and lemon parcels.. strawberry bonbons and chocolate fountain. What the fuck do you want it to be? It's a cigarette filter!"

Linzi: "Look at Jill! She smokes like such a paramilitary!"

Blake: "Oh my god we left the cheese out!!"
Linzi: "OH MY GOD it's the apocolypse!!"

Linzi: "Look at her fucking camel toe!"
Channa: "Look at his fucking joy stick!"

Channa: "I feel like such a big jedi right now.. do you not?"
Linzi: "No."

Winny: "I couldn't have sex last night. It's like a fucking plant down there."

Linzi: "This is gonna knock me for 16. In a few minutes I'm going to look like an apple."
Christian: "Fuck off, I can't even speak."

Linzi: "He's so beautiful.. I would probably marry him.."
Jodi: "I'd fuck him.."
Linzi: "Yeah, I think that'd do actually!"

Linzi: "Oh look Caroline, there's your favourite person!"
Caroline: "Ughh, Linda fucking Bellend!! Oh Mr Spain, Mr Spain.. fuck off!"

Channa: "What way does she shave her fanny?! That's a trendy cut!!"
Linzi: "She's got a baldy fanny and an anal beard!"

Channa: "Don't you DARE poke my fat!!!"

Linzi: "Ughhhhh Miranda's ginger tits are out on Sex and the City.."
Dee: "Channel?"
Linzi: "152"
Dee: "I want to give my bean the once over"

*after facebook raping someone*
Linzi: "fuck! I feel like I've just robbed a shop!!"

Linzi: "protestant jew records present.............. for the best israeli dubstep and loyalist techno with a splash of hebrew ulster scots electro house on the side..."

Kempi: "Would you just sit on it!!!"

Linzi: "should we name them?! SPIKE AND THORN!!"

Naomi: "if she back chats you, just fly kick her!"
Linzi: "yes nothing like a good fly kick to teach someone a lesson"
Naomi: "hahah i taught u a lesson that night in box when i fly kicked u off that stool.."
Linzi: "aye tht lesson was dont order shots and not hav the money to pay for it, dont drink cider tht smells like pure bum and dont let ur mates look after u cause ull end up with brain damage"

CHanna: "and she, SHE had to get a reconstruction cause her fucking fanny fell out!! She got bucked so much when she was so little, it fucking fell out. it DID!!"

*talking about val's sexy xmas slipper*
Jack: "christmas time, my favourite slippers and wine!"
Linzi: "what? feminists what?!"
Jack: "christmas time, my favourite slippers and wine!"
Linzi: "WHAT?"
*absolute looks of DISGUST*
JACK: "CHRISTMAS TIME, MY FAVOURITE SLIPPERS AND WINE! DICK!"

Nostalgic Lyrics...

Archers in you're arches,
Raise your fingers for one last salute,
And bleed the skyline dry,
your history is mine....
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Throw that punch,
swing to hit your target,
its a pointless game,
one better less played
Suicide,
to kiss your kids goodnight
you will take from them what they've taken from you,
To be the last one who will sing you to sleep
To be the last one who will sing you to.....
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Keep the blood in your head &
keep your feet on the ground
todays the day it gets tired
todays the day we drop down
all for an empty hotel room
wasting words on lowercases & capitals!!!
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And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
this all was only wishful thinkin'(x2)
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Dont let it go to you're head
boys like you are dime a dozen
You're a touch overrated
you're a lush & I hate it!
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This is me with the words on the tip
of my tongue and my eye on the scope
down the barrel of a gun,
remind me not to act this way again.

......walkin down memory lane

Ouchy :(

I stubbed my toe....

and am currently writhing round like a worm with tourettes

LoveSUCKS!

I'll become another Rebecca who can neverknow the love of her Knight, Wilfred of Ivanhoe. I shall pine away unrequited love, leaving this land to journey far.

I'll be the Lady Rowena or poor Clarrisa from Richardson's classic, dying because she has been held against her will and cruelly violated.

I will be the beautiful Evangeline and will search for my true love, only to find him on his death bed, then I will die tragically of a broken heart or little Jane Eyre who found her Rochester.

I shall become another Catherine Earnshaw who married her proper Edgar Linton but then tormented herself pining away for Heathcliff...

Or Mauguerite Gautier, giving up Armand because she loved him only to face his wrath then die knowing she made the greatest unselfish sacrifice for love .......

My FAV Top 20 SCARY KIDS movies!!

1..House
    2..Something Wicked
    3..Monster Squad!
    4..Goosebumps Movies
    5..Lady In White
    6..IT
    7..Lost Boys
    8..Spiderwick Chronicles
    9..Tower Of Terror
    10.Frightners
    11..Monster House
    12..Beetle Juice
    13..Little Shop Of Horrors
    14..Tremors
    15..Ghoulies
    16..Watcher In The Woods
    17..Critters
    18..The Corpse Bride
    19..Ghost Busters
    20..Under Wraps
 

WIPEOUT!!

Dance with the wolves,
Wrestle with the pitbulls,
Fist full of dollars&Cents,
We empty pistols!!!!Yeah

RAISE YOUR FIST!!!!

FOR ANGERFIST!!

My TWO-OH B'day =]

Thank youuu everyone who wished me a happy twentith birthday, means loads to know i have friends everywhere wishin me it and not just here in merry aul LARNE(Rock City) lol.

Love you all, thanks xxxxxx

<3LOZ<3

I met THEE nicest guy on Friday, he's funny and sweet.
We get on REALLY well, we talked until 5am, listened to music.
We have the same taste in EVERYTHING...music, clothes, films!
I thought it was too good to be true!!...
He was soo cute ...
with theee cutest accent! he's not from here!!

......and it was too good!!

He's going back to England :(
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Thursday

Im bored!!.....where is everyone?..huh??
JESUS!! ...*looks about* ...hello??
My God ...*sighs*

SilentRave!!!

Last night..was the silent rave...for you's who
don't know what that is, I'll explain:

A silent rave is where there is no music playin, instead
you bring your Ipod//MP3 players loaded with your own music,

It was amazing, and was in my mate (chris') barn...
There was farrr to much alcohol consumed :DD
And we all danced like idiots, but noone was listenin to the same songs,
which made it better :DD

Best Track Of The Night on my Ipod!!!
Finger && Kadel = mana mana
If you've never heaRD IT ..CHECK IT OUT!! 
its the mana mana song from the muppets turned into a trance track (Y)

Wed//drunk

=/ opps!! i got a lil TOOO drunk on Wed night!

Sorry if i offended anyone, or said something stupid! I have a tendency to do that when im drunk :(:(

If i never then cool (Y)

Ouch!

OMFG! today has been - - Painful!!!

I just sneezed and it like....popped something in my eye.. :(:(

its gone all bloodshot :( not only that i think i gave myself whiplash!!!!

Oh and the asshole of a doctor took blood and really hurt my arm ...grrrr

Its all bruised..and sore when i move it!! Asshole *shakes fist*

Thats me wee rant over :D:D:D:D

Lalalala

Covers goin' sick tonight I'm like superman without Kryptonite
Phat as hell without celulite & I look real good in a UV light!!

Action is my distraction, 
reaction is interaction, 
this MC may leagally, committed never districted,
 convicted never restricted, respected hating the quiet
, inspected making the riot, 
observent making the nation my servant!!!

TRUE-BLOOD

OMFG!!!!

i love true blood soooooo much :DD livin in northern ireland we're REALLLLLYYY behind the states in the series...but omfg!! I love it!!

=O I almost had heart failure finding out Sam was a shapeshifter!!!

=O...and can i ask has anyone read the books??? Dead after dark, Living dead in Dallas & Club Dead..etc etc is what there called i believe :DD ......

When you came in the air went out,
   & every shadow filled up with doubt,
      I dont know who you are but before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you!! 

PrematureCumFun

hahahaha .....

x-There's just one thing thats gettin in the way, 
when we go up to bed your just no good its such a shame, 
i looks into your eyes i want to get to know you but then you make this noise and its apparent its all over!!

x-Oh, its not fair and i think you're
 pretty mean i think you're pretty mean, 
Oh you're supoose to care but
 you never make me scream, 
you never make me scream!!

x-Oh i lie here in the wet patch
 in the middle of the bed feeling pretty damn hard done
 by i spend ages giving head!!

Ba-hahahaa