We've all went mad!
Linzi: "that fucking tastes horrible!"
Channa: "Sugar cubes and lemon parcels.. strawberry bonbons and chocolate fountain. What the fuck do you want it to be? It's a cigarette filter!"
Linzi: "Look at Jill! She smokes like such a paramilitary!"
Blake: "Oh my god we left the cheese out!!"
Linzi: "OH MY GOD it's the apocolypse!!"
Linzi: "Look at her fucking camel toe!"
Channa: "Look at his fucking joy stick!"
Channa: "I feel like such a big jedi right now.. do you not?"
Linzi: "No."
Winny: "I couldn't have sex last night. It's like a fucking plant down there."
Linzi: "This is gonna knock me for 16. In a few minutes I'm going to look like an apple."
Christian: "Fuck off, I can't even speak."
Linzi: "He's so beautiful.. I would probably marry him.."
Jodi: "I'd fuck him.."
Linzi: "Yeah, I think that'd do actually!"
Linzi: "Oh look Caroline, there's your favourite person!"
Caroline: "Ughh, Linda fucking Bellend!! Oh Mr Spain, Mr Spain.. fuck off!"
Channa: "What way does she shave her fanny?! That's a trendy cut!!"
Linzi: "She's got a baldy fanny and an anal beard!"
Channa: "Don't you DARE poke my fat!!!"
Linzi: "Ughhhhh Miranda's ginger tits are out on Sex and the City.."
Dee: "Channel?"
Linzi: "152"
Dee: "I want to give my bean the once over"
*after facebook raping someone*
Linzi: "fuck! I feel like I've just robbed a shop!!"
Linzi: "protestant jew records present.......
....... for the best israeli dubstep and loyalist techno with a splash of hebrew ulster scots electro house on the side..."
Kempi: "Would you just sit on it!!!"
Linzi: "should we name them?! SPIKE AND THORN!!"
Naomi: "if she back chats you, just fly kick her!"
Linzi: "yes nothing like a good fly kick to teach someone a lesson"
Naomi: "hahah i taught u a lesson that night in box when i fly kicked u off that stool.."
Linzi: "aye tht lesson was dont order shots and not hav the money to pay for it, dont drink cider tht smells like pure bum and dont let ur mates look after u cause ull end up with brain damage"
CHanna: "and she, SHE had to get a reconstruction cause her fucking fanny fell out!! She got bucked so much when she was so little, it fucking fell out. it DID!!"
*talking about val's sexy xmas slipper*
Jack: "christmas time, my favourite slippers and wine!"
Linzi: "what? feminists what?!"
Jack: "christmas time, my favourite slippers and wine!"
Linzi: "WHAT?"
*absolute looks of DISGUST*
JACK: "CHRISTMAS TIME, MY FAVOURITE SLIPPERS AND WINE! DICK!"