[lulu dinobot]'s diary
Q: You are sitting behind the wheel in a car keeping a constant speed, on your left side there is an abyss.
On your right side you have a fire engine and it keeps the same speed as you.
In front of you runs a pig, larger than your car.
A helicopter is following you, at ground level.
Both the helicopter and the pig are keeping the same speed as you.
What will you need to do to be able to stop?
A: Get out of the car, step down from the merry-go-round and leave your seat to someone younger. A merry-go-round is primarily for small children.
I don't hate you. I'm just disappointed you turned out to be all the things you said you'd never be.
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk infront of me; I may not follow.
Just walk beside me & be my friend <3
"nothing that I can do will change the struture og the universe.
But maybe, by raising my voice I can help the greatest of all causes,
goodwill amoungst men and peace on earth.
There's a thin line between being a cute couple & being an over the top annoying couple.
Chavs with stretchers = just plain wrong.
I have feelingings of extreme satisfaction & disappointment within moments. I'm a possible fantasist. I'm extremely opinionated & volitile.
I am 20weeks in my pregnancy :) I am half way there WOOOOOHH!!!
I am so excited :) I can't wait to see what this week has in store :D
By the cracks of the skin, I climbed to the top.
I climbed the tree to see the world.
Pulling on the strings of reality...
Testing the limits of my own mortality....
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I am not a colour that people usually like to look at and enjoy.
I am somewhat a couple, and I cannot work without both my parts.
I do have a considerable mass, but it does not limit my mobility.
I know not who invented me, but I might have been an important object .
It is not a very easy task to make me, even for skilled craftsmen.
I can spin either way, but not with out some considerable effor
effort.
The most comfortable place to hold me is just a single place.
I can work for any length of time, even with out any breaks.
The produce that I make is directly proportional to the time spent on me.
My produce can support any number of people, but at the cost of using me for a longer time.
Young women can be healthy if they use me.
what I didnt want to wake up to =.=
befor i put that gun to my temple i told you this.. and i would of done anything for you to show you how much i adored you, but its over now its to late to save our love, just promise me youll think of me everytime you look up in the sky and see a star
I've been sleeping on stones
and they've formed to my spine
My once straight back, now a crooked line
I've broken no bones, and I appear to be just fine
But my life's been emptied from inside
Just typed in yout.com instead of youtube.com by accident and then imagined there being a northern irish version of youtube....yyy
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Written about Tuesday 2011-12-06
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This is my bump...taken..like a few minutes ago lol <333
If this world is wearing thin and you're thinkin of escape, i'll go anywhere with you, just wrap me up in chains <333
I got the magic in me.
Do the D.A.N.C.E. 1,2,3,4,5
stick to the B.E.A.T. Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T. catching all the lights
just as easy as A.B.C. that's how you make it right
she can kill with her eyes, she can wound with her smile, she can ruin your life with her casual lies, and she only reveals what she wants you to see, she hides like a child but she's always a woman to me.
Pick up the pieces and build a lego house,
if things go wrong we can knock it down.
Paint you by numbers and colour you in,
if things go right, we can frame it and hang you on a wall.
If Ferris Bueller had a day off now...Would he spend it on facebook ???
The day the earth danced onwards <3
Death my misadventure, I'm almost certain that's how i'll go, I regularly forget the "safety word".
If a promise is broken, it was never really made in the first place.
No one will get in the way of how I feel for you.
Jaffa Cakes, the sponge..the chocolate..the orange snot - everything about the Jaffa cake is delightful.The
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAh!
I'm sexy and I know it LMFAO..
I'm on a boat..y'all!!!
Not at the table Carlos!!
Not to offend anyone or anything but 2 things I'm getting sick of lookin' at this year are charity adverts, esp the African ones. And hearing about Arab countries over throwing their oppressive dictatorships. It just the first few you see your all like "Aww man, something has got to be done!" But after years of bombarding you with the same shit day in day out, you kinda get desensitized to it. GET IT OFF THE TV and stick the fuckin' teletubbies back on hai!
Well, I woke up yesterday morning with the front of my top wet, I kinda paniced at the sight but then on closer examination realised I was indeed, Lactating. Some people might find this embarrassing but I just laughed and realised it was gettin closer and closer til my little one would be here.
I had a lovely conversation in boots with the lady about which breast pads were the best for fast flows and leaking lol something I never thought I would do :)
I got them home and it was like trying to unravel the mysterys of the universe...the
They arent that comfy but they save me from leaking all over my tops so week 19 welcomes the breast pad :L
Oh...and before I go...stupidity of the day...I tried to put the kettle in the fridge when making tea...Baby brain, I has it :D lol
Even if someone were to call you a liar and try to hurt you with heartless words or if the world won't believe in you and place a crown of thorns upon your head, I'll be your one and only ally. I know that loneliness and pain...
When I am crying out your name and I'm lost in shame. Lead me on my way, and give me words to say.
It's better to be unhappy alone than with someone - Marilyn Monroe
God is a character created by a bunch of insecure men who can't stand the fact they're goin to be alone forever, cause they have no tolerance for the opinions of others, the end.
I don't want to be JUST ANYBODY, I want to be your only...
Misery really does love company..