[lulu dinobot]'s diary
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system
Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! M-M-midgets, the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin ...
Frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
Frontier Psychiatrist
Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Hello hello hello hello
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?
Um, a record, record, record !
Fuck me pink, absolute mingers thinkin they're stunners.
You aren't!!!...
/rant over
25th spent the entire day with my beauuuutiful sister, Amy, watching game of thrones and munchin' on Dominos :D
26th I had drinks with my bffls, fifi &&& Fersi <3 loveeee him!
27th got my half sleeve started off!! Excited, moree to come!!
28th lazzy day, playin with Amelia. Teaching her to count to 3 (she's getting there she knows when I say one she says "tueee" such an amazingly smart child!! Lovee <3)
29th me and an old friend from school had a catch up!! Funnn
30th spent the day with mummsyyy bear! <3
31st EASTER SUNDAY chocolate!! Nom nom...
1st hair cut..*snip snip*
2nd my granda's 69th b'day!! Happy b'day pops <3
3rd lazzzy day!!
4th went to visit my Aunty Lila with mummsy bear & Amelia!!
5th looookin for a neww house!! Exhausting!!
6th hair coloured...too
7th went mad, exercisin...fi
That's what I've been up to :D
Mother nature, wtf is goin on?? It's March...spring time!! Why is there a blizzard??
Had to take a 10mile drive from my house, and it took over an hour. The roads were pure gridlocked. There were several traffic accidents as well.
The snow hasn't eased off all day, in fact, it's gettin worse. The snow is creeping up my door, and by morning if this percists I will be completely snowed in.
This time last year, I was out my back, sunning myself in 27oC heat!! I had sun burn, and this year I'm livin on the ice planet HOTH!!
I am very unamused by this, my heating bill is gonna be sky high!!
sigh!!
/rant over...for now...
LAYER ONE
--Name: Lyndsayyy
--Name you use: Lulu
--Nicknames: Asshat
--Birthday: October 89'
--Birthplace: Larne, Northern Ireland
--Current Location: Muhh sofa...
--Eye color: Blue
--Hair color: Brown...dip dyed with purple & pink
--Righty or lefty: Righty
LAYER TWO
--Your heritage: Northern Irish...(Makes me British!!)
--The shoes you wore today: None :D
--Your weakness: Robert Pattinson <3
--Your fears: Feet, ET & Clowns :"(
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: To become the new Batman!!
LAYER THREE
-- Your most over used words: "Deary me!"
-- Your thoughts first waking up: How did I get naked??
-- Your best physical feature: My eyes :D
-- Your bedtime: Usually about 10pm...
LAYER FOUR
-- Drink: Jack Danielsss
-- Fast food joint: Dominos <3
-- Single or group dates: I love being SINGLE
-- Adidas or Nike: Eow...none.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate <3
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappucino!!!
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Yes :)
-- Curse: Too much :s
-- Sing: All the time ;D
-- Take a shower every day: Every other...
-- Have a crush: YES...
-- Do you think you've been in love: Properly...onc
-- Like high school: I miss is :"(
-- Want to get married: No...God no...
LAYER SIX
-- Believe in yourself: Hell YEAH!!!
-- Get motion sickness: Only on boats...
-- Think you're attractive: If I do my make up...
-- Think you're a health freak?: Not overly
-- Get along with your parents: My Mummy <3
-- Play an instrument: Does your mom count??...
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Hell yeah
-- Been caught doing something: Sure
-- Been called a tease: Haha! A few times :)
-- Gotten beaten up: Not exactly
-- Shoplifted: A few times
-- Changed who you were to fit in: No
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Nevaaaaar!!
-- Numbers and names of children: I already have a daughter, Amelia Rose. No more!! Haha
-- Describe your dream wedding: lol NONE
-- How do you want to die: peacefully in my bed, when I'm old.
-- Where do you want to go to college: I've already done the college thing
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A midwife
-- What country would you most like to visit: I love Ibizaaa <3
-- Who is your most loved person: Amelia-Rose
LAYER NINE:
In a boy
-- Best eye color: Blue
-- Best hair color: Blonde
-- Short or long hair: Short
-- Height: Taller than me, I'm 5"7'
-- Best first date location: I have no idea...
-- Best first kiss location: At the view point in Victoria Square, alone, at night when they still have the xmas lights up <3
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: All the drugs I've taken have been illegal lol
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 4
-- Number of CDs that I own: like 2...everything
-- Number of piercings: 18
-- Number of tattoos: 10. Gettin number 11 next week
-- Number of times my name has appeard in the newspaper: about 9
-- Number of scars on my body: far too many!!!
I love cuddling up and watchin cartoons or reading our favourite, the animals of farthing wood <3 I'll get her reading before primary school ^^
Cannot wait til her first birthday...onl
Smartest baby ever....neverm
I start off monday by being really lazy (and a lil hungover)
Tuesday, Amelia & me went adventuring. We took a massive drive, went to the beach (not out of the car though, it was snowing!!!) I made a kick ass chicken casserole, veg soup, and an egg salad. I might as well be masterchef haha :D
Wednesday, I went shopping (my favourite past time) and got myself some beaut midi dresses...girl
Also, booked myself in for my sleeping cherub tattoo...start
And Thursday...(That's today!!) I have went through all my clothes and have thrown out sooo much, and am givin last season clothes to charity (who wants to wear out of date clothes, am I right??!!)
I was called "egotistical" today. Haha that's hilarious!!
Been out looking at new houses too :D hopefully be moving soon. Cannot wait to decorate, I love painting...gon
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This simple mistake really really aggrovates me.
If you can't spell it correctly, you shouldn't be allowed to celebrate it...
/rant over.
Managed to come home at a reasonable time (2am...) And was still up before 8am, sober to get Amelia :)
Today (saturday) it is snowing :( snow in March, WTAF?!?
I hate snow, and I hate the cold, so me and Amelia have made a sofa nest and are stuffing our faces with junk food and watching cartoons :)
We rock this cold weather thing (Y)
Been considering dip dying my hair....pink & purple..
I just don't knowwww!!
HAPPY WEEKEND, BITCHES!!
So, what better way of celebrating than a twilight saga marathon!!! Woohoo.
Is it too early (11:23am) to order dominos?? Pizza would be awesome right now!! Lol
What's all you peeps upto today??
Would love to knowwww :D
And obvs being a mother. This is hectic crazy fun :) but also very time consuming, but totally worth it though. Who'd of thought, this crazy party girl, curled up in her fluffy pj's and in bed by 8pm, with a good book and an aul brew :) times change lol
My Miss Amelia-Rose will be one in a mere matter of weeks, and planning is soo stressgul. But thankfully I'm not an idiot and realise this is her first birthday, she doesn't need an over exaggerated birthday. So we are keeping it simple but classy ( I mean what 1 year old needs a dj or disco??...) But I have spent £55 on a cake...it was my one over the top thing :) other than her mountain of gathering presents that have been purchased over the last 6months...I swear, it's a mountain...
I'll keep y'all updated on the proceedings...
...we will be jettin off for 10days in Barcelona soon..so excited, sun and tan. I'm comin for you, bitch!!
And lastly, on friday 8th March. I was told I had "carpal tunnel syndrome" and would need surgery to correct it. Pretty nervous about that, but thankfully (I think) the waiting list is about 8months. So I have plenty of time to get my head around the notion.
If anyone knows anything about "carpal tunnel syndrome" I'd love to know :D
Thanks dudes <3
I'll try and keep this updated.
Loves xox
I just gosh done went and did my own nails ^^ <3
Well worth £42..love Converse <3
I was awoken by what i thought to be the sound of a lawnmower When I gazed out my over yonder not a single one was to be seen. Scanning my eyes around for a few moments I realized there hovering aimlessly in front of my face was the worlds most robust wasp. Startled I thought to myself "Dear Odin I hope that this overfed arthropod does not find a way in here". I closed my eyes and the noise was closer, it had infiltrated what I had thought to be an impenetrable fortress. Letting out a loud high pitched scream I reached for the nearest aerosol can. I began dowsing my foe and hoping for death by asphyxiation. The wasp fell to the floor and was crawling around in a pain induced seizure. I then laid the finishing blow with a bludgeon fit only for such an adversary. Going from the winged warrior of doom that he was to laying there lifeless, painless and completely still made me feel a strange sense of honor for the creature now to give him a send off fit only for the kings of men. Well met my winged foe, travel well to the gates of Valhalla.
-Lulu Dinobot-
For those of you who took the time to read this diary entry you may realize I have alot of spare time on my hands at the minute but if you read this whole thing then so do you.
Well I'm gonna dance like nobody's watchin
I'm gonna sing like no-one's listenin
I'm gonna kiss you like we're all alone
Cause this world is ours
We're the have not but the have all's
At twice the speed of lightning I travel.
Through the universe i will runt
to write your name in the stars.
Cos some truths will last forever.
Music can bring the world together
I got life man, I will use it til they lay me down to rest
So let’s party in the supermarkets
Move to the rhythm of my heartbeat
I’ll take my tie right off my neck
and wear it tied up round my head
Chorus
I got love, I got so much love
Love in my heart and this feeling I can’t let it go
I got love, I got so much love
Love in my heart and this feeling I can’t let it go
Mountains crumble as I pass
This life’s too beautiful to last
I feel a spirit rise inside me
Something’s happening in the air,
With my feet right on the ground
And my head up in the clouds
We are one people, we are equal
You are wonderful and rare
Chorus
I got love, I got so much love,
Love in my heart and this feeling I can’t let it go
I got love, I got so much love
Love in my heart and this feeling I can’t let it go
Though we try so hard, they disdain us
But these walls they can’t contain us
I laugh right in the face of death,
I’ll fight this fight til my last breath,
For the frightened fall as often yet far closer than the brave,
We only got one life, let’s use it,
You can’t stop the movement,
So choke on that, you can quote that
You can write it on my grave,
"I got love", I got so much love
Love in my heart and this feeling I can’t let it go
I got love I got so much love
Love in my heart and this feeling I can’t let it go
I got love I got so much love
Love in my heart and this feeling I can’t let it go
I got love, I got so much love
Love in my heart and this feeling I can’t let it go
Egyptian husbands can legally have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours after their death!
That's a bit sick :s
linzigorm89@ho
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Just got off the phone with James :) missing him...
roll on 3 weeks when he's home for the weekend <3 damn army :p
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Well, baby is due in 2 days *crosses fingers* so i have been tryin to get myself prepared. Not that anything actually needs done, i mean, ive been ready for months lol but all the bags, car seat and anything else i need is ready and waiting in the car to just go go go :D the waiting is the worst.
Thought we had a bit of action last night as i was having contractions but they stopped again >.< it's so frustrating lol but fingers crossed something happens in the next few days (...or hours) :)
James is away on an exercise with the Royal Irish today for the weekend, so knowing my luck it'll be all systems GO and we wont be able to contact him haha :D
and on a last note; i've been treating myself to some new beauty treats, well cause, I deserve them and nothing perks me up than being spoilt haha and no one wants to look back at ugly "after birth" pictures...(vain but i couldnt care less!!) So, after 8months of boring boring brown hair, which was lush but i was bored, i've changed my hair colour to a not so very adventurous "black cherry" which to me looks like a reddy brown (kinda ginger like!!) and thanks to my gorgeous lil sister Charlene it's been cut and styled :) also, got a pedi and a mani...don't want to see manky toes in labour...not that that's what i'll be worried about but it felt good to be spoilt haha and last but not least, got my eyebrows done, this was more out of necessity than anything else, hate plucking and they were gettin WILD :L lol
Well, off again to bounce on my exercise ball and drink raspberry tea....pass the pineapples!! It's OPERATION SOFTEN CERVIX TIMEEEE!!!!
Seen the midwife today. Baby looks healthy and has moved lower into the pelvis. And I'm now 3cm dilated, got a cervix sweep and I'm booked into the hospital on the 8th May if I don't go into labour by myself but the midwife reckons I will soon :D So excited, been bouncing on the exercise ball all day :D