[L'il Porkchop]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2009-08-14
Written: (5341 days ago)

Okay guys. If I see ONE MORE erectile dysfunction commercial or Activia commercial..I'm swan diving off my roof.

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Written about Wednesday 2009-08-12
Written: (5343 days ago)


START: (x= yes, _= no)
(x) snuck out of the house? Almost.>.>
(x) gotten lost in your city?
(x) saw a shooting star?
(x) had a serious surgery?
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas?
(_) kissed a stranger?
(x) hugged a stranger?
(_) been arrested?
(x) laughed and had milk come out of your nose?
(_) pushed all the buttons on an elevator?
(x) jumped up and down in the elevator to get stuck? No,but it scared the shit out of my dad.:3
(x) swore at your parents?
(x) been in love?
(x) been close to love?
(_) been to a casino?
(_) been skydiving?
(_) broken a bone?
(_) been high?
(_) been drunk?
(x) skipped school?
(x) flashed someone? It was a joke,though.xD
(_) gotten in a fist fight?
(_) been suspended?
(_) had anger management?
(x) done the splits?
(_) played spin the bottle?
(_) gotten stitches?
(_) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour? Holly= lactose intolerant
(x) bitten someone?
(x) made someone bleed? I scratched my brother._.
(_) been to Niagara Falls?
(_) gotten the chicken pox?
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex? (Never been kissed. D:)
(x) kissed a member of the same sex. I kissed Brooke on the cheek.:3
(x) crashed into someones car?I ran into a parked car once..>.>
(_) been to Japan?
(x) ridden in a taxi?
(_) Been dumped?
(x) had a crush on someone of the same sex?
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
(_) gone on a blind date?
(x) lied to a friend?
(x) had a crush on a teacher?
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans?
(_) been to Europe?
(_) slept with a co-worker?
(_) been to Africa?
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day?
(_) Been to Canada?
(_) Been to Mexico?
(x) Been on a plane?
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?Only parts...
(_) Thrown up in a bar?
(_) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?
(x) Eaten Sushi? My grandma and I thought it was a cookie.xD
(_) Been skiing/snowboarding?
(x) Met someone in person from the internet?
(x) Cheated on a test?
(_) lost a child?
(_) done hard drugs?
(x) tried killing yourself?
(_) fired a gun?
(x) purposely hurt yourself?
(x) taken painkillers?
(x) seen someone? whatever that means
(x) had a friend die?
(x) love someone or miss someone right now

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Written about Friday 2009-07-31
Written: (5355 days ago)

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My bunny thinks your stupid is sad. =(

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