30 THINGS THAT WIll MAKE YOUR PARENTS GO CRAZY
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
1) When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
[2)] When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
[3)] When you smile - I will know that you finally had sex.
[4)] When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance i get.
[5)] When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
[6)] When you are confused - I will use little words.
[7)] When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
[8)] When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
[9)] When you need someone to talk to - I'll put you on hold. I never get a word in edgewise anyways.
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ok i feel better now
oh did i mention schools out yeaaah
ok well lets see today is sunday and i've been recovering from an intresting cold, i think i caught it on friday so i i'm lucky it will go away.