[xILY]'s diary
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black" "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Over 92% of the teen world population would die if
Abercrombie&&Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe.
Repost this in your house if yew are the other 8% that
is laughing your ass off!
Good riddance is all i haff tew say!
[50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...]
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
[2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.]
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
[4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.]
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
[6. we think about you all the time.]
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
[8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.]
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
[10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.]
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
[12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.]
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
[14. eye contact is key.]
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
[16. laugh at our jokes.]
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
[18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.]
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
[20. do not start with us. you will not win.]
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
[2. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.]
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
[4. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.]
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
[26. we love surprises!]
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
[28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.]
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tightie
[30. clean your room before we come over.]
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
[32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.]
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
[34. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight.]
35. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
[36. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.]
37. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
[38. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.]
39. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
[40. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.]
41. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
[42. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.]
43. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
[44. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.]
45. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
[46. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.]
47. dont say you love me if you dont mean it. when we say it we mean it
[48. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.]
49. just because your tired doesn't mean you can blow us off like we are nothing.
[50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.]
[.ღ.].And it's a leap of faith,
when you believe there's someone out there,
it's a leap of faith when you believe that someone cares,
and when I call out to you,
will you be right there,
right there.[.ღ.]
I LOVE COSMO
(Fairly Odd Parents)
x x x
~![10 Ways to a gurls heart]!~
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to her.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Don't force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes for her.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say "I love you!" and mean it.
10. Tell all your friends how lucky you are to have her.aahhcckk *hides* my head's gone all funny :'(
*cries*
Written about Saturday 2006-02-25
Written: (6844 days ago)
^_^
Monday, February 3, 2070
So from today onward, this is my chance to work extra hard and get to the position I was in before. It's my time to make some choice, and make sure my seconds left are worth being here.
[I'm bored so hopefully dad'll let me walk down to school to see my mates ^.^ weee! Not ill anymore ^.^ Haha! So happy xD!! HeeHee! *spins on chair* fxcking awesome!!!!!]
Well some of them were awfully depressing sorry for sharing that ha!
..<3..
Being ill is boring *sighs*..
will be back tomorrow
Woop Woop
xX laterS anD lovE mE xX
*sneezes n sniffles*
Random waste of my time..!
001: Name: Hannah
002: Nickname: Tweedledum, Banana, Clawdville, Pretzel..the list goes on!
003: Country of living: England
004: Birth date: 22.11.1990
005: Height: 5'3ish
006: Eye colour: Blue
007: Shoe size: 6
008: School/work: School [v.v]
009: You smoke: Sometimes
010: Hobby's: Guitar practice, towning, hanging out with friends, music, singing.. the usual!
011: Brothers/Siste
012: Relationship: Yeaha! With Sean [<33] I love him to bits he's everything to me [^o^] xxx meeh [.l\u/v.] u ldz!
013: Piercing(s): Ears
014: Tattoo(s): Nope!
015: Vacationland: Daytona
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: Turkish people on here!
017: Nicest person you met this year: Err.. Dahnee!
018: Person you rather not have met this year: No-one!
019: Who would you like to meet: Umm don't know!!
020: Who is it that you admire: My friends! Their some of the most inspirational people I know! I love them to death! [x\x/x]..
021: Most sexy person(s): Sean [<33].. &&my friends [^o^]xx
022: Favourite Pyjamas: Meeh giraffe ones!! HaHa xD
023: Favourite Car: I'm not sure lol! I like lots!
024: Favourite Movie(s): Underworld
025: Favourite Music: Hardcore&&Rock
026: Favourite City(s): NYC
027: Favourite Plush: My monkey! For obv. reasons [^o^]..x
028: Favourite Perfume: Britney Spears - Curious
029: Favourite Magazine: Rock Sound
030: Favourite sound: My mates laughing and my music
031: Favourite TV-series: BTVS (i honestly don't care what you say!)
032: Favourite Writer: L.J Smith
033: Favourite Nickname: Hmm I'm not sure!
034: What is on your mouse pad: I don't have one!
035: What all is under your bed: God knows! No umm.. I don't know!
036: Favourite colour (S): Black, Red, Silver, and dark purple
037: Favourite Song ever: Christopher Beck-'Close Your Eyes'
038: Favourite song at this moment: DJ Carlee-'Sround Da World'
039: Favourite Food: Pasta
040: Favourite class at school: Drama or English
041: Favourite drink: Red Square
042: Lucky number: 13
043: What do you think that is greatest about yourself: I didn't know there was such a thing!
044: What deodorant do you use: Mitchum
045: Favourite shoes: My Vans [<33]
046: What time do you go to bed on workdays: depends
047: What word do you use most: Hmm..
048: Most romantic moment in your life: None that I want to discuss now!
049: Most ashamed moment of your life: No I really can't say!! Lol! It involves Mr. Fredrickson *blushes* aahhcckk!
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: both..
051: What do you do in the weekends: Towning, Gigs, Meet up with mates etc.
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: Maths
053: Your Fav Breakfast: Don't know lol!
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: Liver
055: Pets: Merlin(cat), Jaffa(cat), Willow(bunny)
056: Laugh or dream: Both
057: Serious or funny: Both
058: Fast or slow (relationship): Depends on the person
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: relation
060: Simple or Complicated: complicated
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: Cremated
062: Sex or alcohol: hmm..
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: depends
064: Light or dark? DARK!
065: Speak or Silence: Speak
066: tall or small man: Taller than me
067: News paper: Urm I don't read them!
068: Hug or kiss: Depends on the person!
069: Happy or Sad: Happy
070: Life or Death: Life right now!
071: Gig or Disco: Gig
072: Left or Right: Right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: side
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: dark
075: What would you ask god if you could ask him 1 single question: to look after all my friends and the people i love x
076: you believe in reincarnation: depends on the type!!
077: you believe in Aliens: I think there's something out there but I don't know what
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: depends
079: Does true love exist?: i guess so!
080: How many kids would you like to have?: i don't know!
081: What is the thing one you cant stand: Fakes.
082: Best feeling: being in love
083: Worst feeling in the world: having your heart broken
084: What are you afraid of: Spiders
085: Are you an emotional person: Very
086: You cry while watching a movie? Sometimes
087: Your goal in life: To be happy
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: Too pissed to remember!
089: Who is your favourite artist?: Hmm I don't have one
090: What animal would you like to be reincarnated as?: A cat, they get life so damn easy!
091: What is the most beautiful part on the male body: Eyes
[XxX Sean XxX]
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This is Sean [GIXXER] he's great I love him to bits ^__^.. he's always making me smile even when I don't want him to hehe! He's really easy to talk to 'n' great to be with.. he's a right laugh! As Johnee would say he's 'safe as'!! HeeHee! Love Ya Loads Hun XxX
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