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Brick Man:
So is this as fun as Cadbury's World ?
Meehself:
No.
Brick Man:
Ohh. What just because you got free chocolate ?
Meehself:
Maybee ! But also because bricks don't interest me in the slightest.
Brick Man:
Wanna free brick ?

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// i can't believe i let that happen.

^{ღ [ . . w h e n . m y . h e a r t . b r e a k s . i t . m a k e s . a . s o u n d . . ] ღ}

Thee Infatuation;

For mine&& [Mikuru Asahina]'s
Personal entertainment

[BUT...]

It's all OURS

^{Tonight its very clear}

There's so many things I wanna say

I will always love you

Sometimes I just

^{Say things I might regret}

It breaks my heart to see you crying

I don't want to lose you

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?" 
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this in your house if you are against racism.

ღ

Over 92% of the teen world population would die if
Abercrombie&&Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe.
Repost this in your house if yew are the other 8% that
is laughing your ass off!

^{Good riddance is all i haff tew say!}

[50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...]

1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
[2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.]
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
[4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.]
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
[6. we think about you all the time.]
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
[8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.]
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
[10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.]
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
[12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.]
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
[14. eye contact is key.]
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
[16. laugh at our jokes.]
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
[18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.]
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
[20. do not start with us. you will not win.]
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
[2. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.]
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
[4. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.]
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
[26. we love surprises!]
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
[28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.]
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties!
[30. clean your room before we come over.]
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
[32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.]
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
[34. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight.]
35. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
[36. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.]
37. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
[38. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.]
39. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
[40. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.]
41. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
[42. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.]
43. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
[44. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.]
45. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
[46. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.]
47. dont say you love me if you dont mean it. when we say it we mean it
[48. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.]
49. just because your tired doesn't mean you can blow us off like we are nothing.
[50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.]

[.ღ.].And it's a leap of faith,
when you believe there's someone out there,
it's a leap of faith when you believe that someone cares,
and when I call out to you,
will you be right there,
right there.[.ღ.]

I LOVE COSMO

(Fairly Odd Parents)

x x x

~![10 Ways to a gurls heart]!~
1.  Hug her from behind.
2.  Grab her hand when you walk next to her.
3.  When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4.  Cuddle with her.
5.  Don't force her to do anything.
6.  Write little notes for her.
7.  Compliment her.
8.  When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9.  Say "I love you!" and mean it.
10. Tell all your friends how lucky you are to have her.

*cries*

...aahhcckk i feel like shit! i ache all over from fucking dance :S.. i can't laugh/cough/sneeze etc. infact all i really can do is type.. tried to show RachT the dance she has to memorise for Fri earlier, made me worse I now have a saw throat and a head ache :'(.. in a really stressy piss mood also :@.. so tired but i can't sleep it hurts too much to be still for more than 5 mins :|.. hmm.. miss Sean too which is a bummer.. hopefully get to see him Fri ;) heeXheeXhee.. love certain peoples lots and lotsssss xXx

["Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."]

^_^

Monday, February 3, 2070

..This should make me about 85 I think when I die! Not too bad I s'pose..

It was strange.. I was sat there watching my seconds tick away on The Death Clock, and I realised, I have nothing that I truely believe in. No real hobbies or interests. Infact there's only my family and two other people I really care about! It's actually kind of sad. I always used to have such high hopes of myself. I was always told I could achieve them! I had everything I ever wanted but still it wasn't enough. I could of been anything I wanted, part of me threw it away.
So from today onward, this is my chance to work extra hard and get to the position I was in before. It's my time to make some choice, and make sure my seconds left are worth being here.

Well some of them were awfully depressing sorry for sharing that ha!

..([I deleted most of them {the really depressing ones anyway!}. I'm really not quite like that anymore, I'm happier and I don't hate myself quite so much. Thanks to the few people that give me the confidence to be myself and be happy with it. I don't know where I would be without you! ^.^])..


XxX

Being ill is boring *sighs*..

Woop Woop

xX laterS anD lovE mE xX

Argh! I'm ill.. [v.v] *sighs*. I'm also [.t.i.r.e.d.] and \bored/ and in [x__pain!].. life's a [B*I*T*C*H], but I'll live on!
[x..l . u . f . f..x..m . e . e . h..x]

*sneezes n sniffles*