Random But True;;
[50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...]
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
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2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.]
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
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4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.]
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
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6. we think about you all the time.]
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
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8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.]
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
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10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.]
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
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12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.]
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
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14. eye contact is key.]
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
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16. laugh at our jokes.]
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
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18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.]
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
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20. do not start with us. you will not win.]
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
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2. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.]
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
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4. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.]
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
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26. we love surprises!]
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
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28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.]
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tightie
s!
[30. clean your room before we come over.]
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
[32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.]
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
[34. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight.]
35. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
[36. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.]
37. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
[38. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.]
39. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
[40. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.]
41. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
[42. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.]
43. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
[44. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.]
45. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
[46. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.]
47. dont say you love me if you dont mean it. when we say it we mean it
[48. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.]
49. just because your tired doesn't mean you can blow us off like we are nothing.
[50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.]